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Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Nature, Song, Action, War, General, Life, Work, and Essay. okay. here i am. i'm starting over-ish... i had a bunch of stories and stuff that i knew i'd never finish when i started them, and they were just kind of sitting there, embarassing me... so i took them off i left three of the less-embarassing ones on here, one that i'm actually somewhat proud of (even though it's not finished, either) and two that aren't supposed to be taken seriously... ever... and are just kind of stupid but oh well. deal with it. i figure nobody'll notice, anyway... so right now what's up here is mostly poetry-ish stuff some of it's technically prose, i guess, just laid out fancily... but at least i won't be embarrassed by all these skeleton stories trying to associate themselves with the inside of my closet. and if you couldn't tell, i got rid of the huge, obnoxious, rather pretentious profile that used to reside here. yay! that's all i have to say. be good little people and read and review, my darlings! -odd | |||||||||||
1. CowardThis is about being boring and unexciting and safe. Seriously.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 3-25-092. My College Application Essay! » reviewsFed up with introspection, I started ranting and raving.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-093. Mr Monopoly's House of HorrorsI'm not sure how to summarize this one...Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-074. beat reviewsthis just kinda fell out of my head...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-075. What to Do reviewsThere is no happy medium either you think you're doing badly and you really aren't, or you think you're getting along pretty well, but turns out you're not.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-076. The Face Exchange reviewsPeople switch faces all the time, but their smiles never change.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-077. your eyes reviewsokay, yeah, i know, the title's cheesy, but... get over it. i just wrote this because nobody's making any sense lately, and they're all... agh! so that's why. oh yeah, and this actually rhymes, too.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-078. About ME reviewsI think it's really more prose than anything, and it's rather quite rant-ish... it has no meter, but I kind of like the way the phrases played out. Lots of subtle allusions.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-069. Switcher reviewsA poem about a character/scene in George Orwell's 1984. Now be a good citizen and R&R, because BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-0610. Bandeeto reviewsSo many things can come of a hangover...Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-0611. Anthem of the Cynic reviewsA very angry little ditty... ahee... 'twas fun to write, indeed.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-12-0512. Night reviewsA somewhat dispiriting poem I wrote for English class.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-16-05 - Published: 5-16-0513. Jill reviewsA collaborative, random effort by me and some absolutely wonderful people... And I mean RANDOM...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-6-05 - Published: 5-6-0514. Screen reviewsI think I was bored... REALLY bored...Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0515. Bernie the Awesome Flightless Blue Toucan reviewsCompletely random. It was for a group project in science on ozone depletion. We got a 95 on it because we giggled too much. Otherwise, we would have made a 100. Why? It has nothing to do with ozone depletion. Strange...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-30-05 - Published: 1-30-05