Name: Omnipotent otaku. Or Nicole, whichever works for you.

Age: 18

Main Interests: Fantasy novels, mystery novels, manga, reading, writing, drawing, language, history, grammar, Middle Earth.

The otaku is a lazy bitch who would love to be a professional writer but hasn't the attention span to actually get far in any of her stories. She usually amuses herself by drawing and reading/snarking badfic or playing video games excessively. She has a fondness for grammar and decent plot and dislikes Mary-Sues. She is not afraid to be snarky and tends to sound so even when giving sincere concrit. She has been writing since she was 14, by the way, and having been a girl who had once written horrifying fanfiction, she knows a thing or two about writing. And she also reads about three books a week, which also adds to her knowledge. She is hoping to post more stories soon and simultaneously bully her attention span into growing up already, because it really is such a tiny thing. She hopes that you do enjoy whatever she has up so far and that you concrit where necessary. Thank you.

Coming soon! (Hopefully)

Eugene Brincat Kills Time - Various tales centered around a mysterious man named Eugene Brincat, his trusty axe, and his collection of cleaved pocket watches.

9/15/08 - Rest in peace Rick Wright. Shine on you crazy diamond.