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Peregrin Chopkins
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since: 12-15-04, id: 449354, Profile Updated: 05-02-08
country: United States
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Author has written 21 stories for Supernatural, General, Humor, Action, Sci-Fi, Mystery, and Romance.

So I got a new page... if anybody cares.

www.fictionpress.com/~chopkins

Real original pen name, right?

Every few years I feel like it's necessary and now that I'm in college I figured it would be the perfect time for me to start separating my stuff from high school from my newer stuff.

But please, feel free to read anything on this page, I'm still really fond of most of it.

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1. Fun With Crack » reviews
Talking toiletseat cover, enormous balls, the worst superhero ever, fat pony who shits crayons, detachable penis. If you aren't intrigued yet you must be completely unconscious. Short stories. Some very short.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 4-6-07
2. Mental Diarrhea » reviews
Rufus's mother is a drunk, his brother is an uptight middle management type who brings around his crazy mistress all the time, and his sister is a moody, adolescent magical girl who drives a giant robot to school. That's just his home life. :light slash:
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 8-26-07
3. The Von Bonos » reviews
And now the allegedly true story of the ruling family of an obscure, European nation, forced into exile, and the one slightly neurotic brother who was forced to keep them all together... and something about a fat pony, I donno.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-6-07
4. The Paladin & Related Works » reviews
Short stories that take place within the decaying Bostovian Empire, wrought with nationalism and beset with racial tension with imigrants from the Savage Lands to the north.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 4-6-07
5. Just A Little Coffee Between Friends » reviews
... My this teen romance looks outofplace on my page.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-06
6. I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake reviews
Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her office. Oh the humanity.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06
7. The Cliche Killer » reviews
If there's one thing I hate more than stories about angels, it's stories about vampires... so here's a twochapter satire on the vampireangel fad that has taken over FP. Completed, unless I later decide otherwise... I probably won't though.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-25-06
8. Heavy Metal Butterfly » reviews
Inagoddadavida Jackson (a girl exploding with teen angst) goes in search of her absentee father to give him a piece of her mind, but finds him very much dead. Pokes fun at the giant robot genre, particularly Evangelion.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 9-6-06
9. Rathbone Private Academy » reviews
Annette Baudelaire is a young girl with a short fuse, in exile at private school. She's got a messiah complex and an alterego to go with it.
Mystery - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-19-06
10. Ginny McLean Township » reviews
Newly-elected student-body president Juline Tucker gets to know a quartette of her mentally-unstable classmates
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-6-06
11. Los Angeles is Burning » reviews
What's to be said about giant robot epics that hasn't been said already?
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 4-22-06
12. Hired Help reviews
(Part of MSSP) Rosella Hafferty, a naive smalltown college freshman, comes to live and work in Megalopolis with the mysterious, young millionaire Sage Harelquin after her fires his housekeeper for being a religious fanatic.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
13. Sunny Days reviews
(Part of the MSSP) Eleanor "Sunshine" Pavarski-a deranged runaway-returns to Megalopolis with her hopes of living out her days in paradise dashed. Now she tunrs her sites to finding love in one Ernest Marcum, no matter the cost
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
14. The Boogieman Theory » reviews
Imagine a place where no one is truely happy: this place is the city of Megalopolis, where murder, suicide, divorce, drug use and unexplained disappearances are the norm.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,321 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 12-19-04
15. Blood on the Floor » reviews
(title subject to change) An unexplained, mafia-esque attack on a social gathering frees a young man from his binding life in a small town with his smothering mother.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-5-06
16. The Association » reviews
I had come to terms with being a freak of nature, and I thought he had too; evidently I was wrong (shonen-ai)
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-10-05
17. Halfblood Spilled reviews
A girl is sent into a blind rage after the end of Harry Potter & the Halfblood Prince is ruined for her and vows to take her revenge. WARNING! HBP spoilers!
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05
18. Yellow Blithe » reviews
The Republic of Aspasia is in danger of falling into totalitarianism. Resistence movements have shot up everywhere. This is the story of one of those groups: Yellow Blithe. (minor shonen-ai)
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-6-05
19. Changin' reviews
A short little prose I wrote while I was waiting for my cousin to get to my house today, about a car ride and a conversation between two friends.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 6-5-05
20. Locusts reviews
The story of a mildly disturbed your woman's irrational fear of locusts and how it cosumes her life and irritates those around her (Unfinished... I think)
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 5-1-05
21. No Light reviews
A riot breaks out at a relatively quiet and obedient private school during a solar eclipse. (One shot)
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-05 - Published: 3-22-05
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