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since: 06-03-02, id: 223757, Profile Updated: 01-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 15 stories for Historical, Humor, Young Adult, General, Humor, Life, Family, and General.

"Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion." - Ninon de L'Enclos


My name's Quinn. I'm a 21-year-old college student majoring in English and Spanish in the Midwest of the US of A. My favorite genres to write are comedy, satire, and dark comedy. My current favorite book is Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. It changed my writer's world like no other book I've ever read before.

At the moment, I'm reading Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut and Amanecer (Breaking Dawn), the Spanish translation of the fourth book of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.

For all you aspiring writers out there: read Reading Like a Writer by Francine Prose. It's the best writing guide I've ever read because, instead of giving a set of rules, it gives you excerpts from great literature and lets you do the thinking - it teaches you to train your mind to look for the elements of literature that makes them stand the test of time.

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1. My Mother Does Dishes in her Sweats
Shakespearian sonnet.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 11-13-08
2. Coppernose, Limited
All the Prune man wants is his wife safely dead, so he hires a cynical cat detective named Coppernose to find the corpse. Consequently, the journey brings back awkward memories of Coppernose's history of dressing in drag that leaves his partner... winde
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 6-15-08
3. Concrete Island
An ownerless pail of orange chalk with a label that reads Now with more colors! inspires.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-07
4. Infection
Beware of my writings they could infect you with a thought.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 8-31-07
5. A Woman Without Retinas reviews
To her, the sky was like our cement sidewalks—standard stomping ground—stars, black holes and galaxies.What she saw was the raw footage of life—our vision before it’s flipped over by the back of the retina and the brain. So, she really saw things differe
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06
6. Because We're Going to a Carnival reviews
[Villanelle] An abandoned carnival experiences rebirth in the dead of winter.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 12-8-05
7. An Actress in Her Domain reviews
[Free verse] "We're actors; we're the opposite of people." And you expect us to write poems?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-3-05 - Published: 12-3-05
8. The Rock Diaries
[SHORT STORY] Rocks. We use them to measure the age of the Earth. To us, they are eternal and unchanging. Now, read the observations and laments of one rock as he watches humans at their best.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-05 - Published: 10-8-05
9. The Last Word REVISED
[Short Story: REVISED] It was almost supernatural-like being on a cloud, watching the tragedy of man. But, now, Erica must cope when all the words shatter within her, and leave her an echoing ghost deep in the crowd.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 10-2-05
10. The Last Word reviews
[Short Story] In a world where speaking out is prevalent, Erica must cope when all the words shatter within her, and leave her an echoing ghost in the crowd.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 2-3-05
11. Giraffes are Known to Dream reviews
[Ballad] What is a giraffe to do when his dreams in his sleep tire him so?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 9-25-05
12. Rain at Dawn reviews
[Short Story]It is the anniversary of the death of a loved one. Bleak obsurities reign in the future of those apart of the Industrial Revolution in London. Amid all of this, hope and humor is found through the concrete gaze of an angel.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 2-27-05
13. When it Comes to Compensating Colors reviews
A very short piece about an orange house. A garish, orange house which draws a woman to want to buy it for peculliar-almost intuitive-feelings.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-04 - Published: 10-28-04
14. A World Unto Itself reviews
[SHORT STORY]Here is a glimpse into the life of a peasant in the middle ages, when their lord's land was their whole world, what the lord said went, and poverty reigned . . .
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-22-03
15. Vivian's Blitz: A Story of Wartorn London reviews
[SHORT STORY]Vivan just moved to London, it is 1941, London is in a sad state from being constantly bombed. They never know when they may strike next. When the chaotic bombing starts again, Vivian is lost and responsible for her little brother's life.
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-03
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