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since: 08-11-02, id: 251033
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Author has written 12 stories for General, General, Essay, Life, Humor, and Religion.

Amazing! You have just reached my author page. I can't help but wonder how many people actually read this thing, but here goes nothing.

My name, or as close to it as I'll reveal, is L. Kathryn ("Kay") Webb. As you may be able to tell, I write mostly essays, as I am currently on a non-ficton bent which refuses to go away...

...Ahem.
I also write some fiction and poetry, but my poetry's been slacking and my fiction even more so, probably due to the afore mentioned non-fiction bent (which refuses to go away) -- although if you review what's there of it, you may be able to spark my creativity...hint, hint.
Why do I compulsively write about writing? It's like how I read about reading. Quite odd, I know, but I guess it's due to my obsessive love of language. I really need to upload some of my more recent essays.
In case you haven't noticed, I tend to ramble. Hey, it's how I came up with "Rambling Chaos," see? Yeah.

Writing and rambling aren't all I do. I'm also an artist and photographer. Want to see some of my work? Go to my deviantART account listed above. I also need to update that...oh, well. It's not that far behind.

While I'm thinking of it...


Update Priorities

1. Misc. Essays
2. ...Misc. Essays
3. Poetry, perhaps, if I'm inspired
4. Fiction? Maybe?
5. My poor, abandoned, "The Chaos Cases." I haven't even gotten to the actual 'mystery' part of it yet, and it's CATAGORISED under "mystery"! I haven't even touched it in two years! Poor thing...

I recommend (in no particular order)...

1. The Night Spinners
2. Jabberwocky Lunch (Good luck grasping it, though.)
3. Beethovan asa Houseplant? A look at fanfiction
4. Netspeak: Invading Our Nation
5. ...Things I haven't uploaded yet. But I will!

It's a complete coincidence that I recommend those that have the least reviews, really! No one appreciates an author's artistry...


If you'd like to know more about me...

You've probably noticed that I haven't used this space to list my name, location, age, interests or hobbies, favourite colour, favourite book, favourite movies, etc. I figure that, if you really want to know those things, you can just talk to me and figure it out yourself. I won't bore you if you're not interested. As listed above in my stats, my AIM screenname is endlessabyss246. Feel free to talk to me, harrass me, attempt to convince me to buy your products (although that would probably result in me ignoring you), what-have-you. However, please keep in mind thatif you greet me with a "HEYYA, BEE-ATCH!" ... I'll probably ignore you.
You can also reach me through e-mail (listed above), and through dropping me a line at my deviantART account.


I hope you have enjoyed reading my little chaotic ramblings, and enjoy the rest of my...er...library, of sorts. Happy reading!

Over and out,
-- Kay Webb


Update (12/19/04): Okay, the first of my new(er) essays is now uploaded: "So You Want to be a Grammar Vigilante". Like it? Don't like it? Want to read more of my essays? Let me know!
-- Kay Webb
Update (12/20/04): Two more essays: Castles in the Sky, Both Feet on the Ground (Poetry-Prose Comp/Con) and "Call Now!": The Controversy of Advertising. As always, comments and constructive criticism are welcome for everything!
-- Kay Webb
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1. Cutting Up the Dance Floor with July the Great
Twice-visited ideas - parts 1 and 2. Product of a surrealist imagination.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
2. Triptych
Three levels. Three views.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
3. Castles in the Sky, Both Feet on the Ground
What's the difference between poetry and prose? The line between the two forms have blurred over the years, but here are some guidelines for distinguishing them.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 12-20-04
4. Call Now!: The Controversy of Advertising reviews
These days, we have become so submerged in ads that they’ve become part of our very existence. This essay attempts to balance the arguments for and against the advertising industry. Constructive criticism appreciated!
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
5. So You Want to be a Grammar Vigilante » reviews
So, you want to be a grammar vigilante? Here’s your chance to do something about it. (Lovingly dedicated to Lynne Truss.)
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
6. Jabberwocky Lunch
"The knife is swiftly drawn, and thus, / Unleashed with wheeps of brandished steel..." Odd little poem, slightly reminds me of "Jabberwocky". If you're hungry after reading it, you get the joke.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 10-6-04
7. The Night Spinners
"She crawled round and round, weaving in and out of her threaded spokes..." A tale of my mother and I, the night, and a solitary spider. The rest shall have to speak for itself.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-30-04
8. An Introduction to Self reviews
An odd, semi-autobiographical poem about myself and all my contradictions. Title self-explanatory. Formerly my bio page. I hope you enjoy it!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-04 - Published: 5-22-04
9. Netspeak: Invading Our Nation reviews
My essay on the evils of netspeak. No, really, the original title was "Netspeak is Evil". It's not a rant, though, it's a complete argument. Endnotes included! Check it out.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-2-04 - Published: 2-2-04
10. Beethovan as a Houseplant? A look at fanfiction reviews
This is my concept essay on fanfiction. It's rather long, I think it's thorough, though. Check it out!
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04
11. Symptoms » reviews
Two symptoms. Mere symptoms. That's all they are. Or are they? My three horror poems, now merged into one story.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-17-02 - Published: 12-17-02
12. The Chaos Cases reviews
Junkyard of a city chick’s thoughts and memories. Short, bittersweet, and to the point. Yes, this is supposed to go in the 'mystery' section...I just haven't gotten to the 'mystery' part yet...
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-24-02 - Published: 8-24-02
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