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Author has written 41 stories for Humor, General, Fantasy, Song, Friendship, Play, General, Romance, Young Adult, Supernatural, Life, and Love. I still refuse to get myself an Avatar. I liked the old FictionPress better, without all this C2 and Forum and Avatar mumbojumbo. In my day, you had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to post your stories on the interwebs. It build character, dang nabbit. Yes, okay, hi. I'm Maia, an (adjective) (age) (gender) from (place). I like writing. I like reviews. A lot. Please leave me one? I like feedback and consructive criticism. (See above.) I dislike stupid people. So don't be one. That's about it. Enjoy the stories! And I ask you not to judge me too harshly on the ones from years and years ago, that haven't been edited since. Don't worry, I in no way think that "A Very Special Magic Show" qualifies as great literature. It's just that I like to keep an archive of things, and it's amusing to see the kind of stuff that my sixth grade self wrote. Reviews brighten my day--and all you need to do is leave me a sentence or two, it doesn't have to be any meticulously crafted five-page analysis of my story. If you review me, I'll do my best (though I can't promise anything) to read & review something of yours. | |||||||||||
1. A Day in the Life of a RockIn a dark, cool cave where the only sound is the dripping of mineral-filled water and the occasional scrabbling of a small creature, an unremarkable rock sits and wonders about life--as much as it's possible for a rock to wonder about life.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 12-12-092. Sting reviewsLong sleeves mean she has something to hide. But that's okay--I guess that makes two of us. Femslash.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 12-12-093. Adagio for Strings reviewsDay after day, I watched her from across the quad. Always, she carried her violin with her.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-28-094. I Am the SoldierI am a solder. When I left, part of me thought I would cease to be one, but I was wrong. I am a soldier. This is my story.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 8-22-085. The Plights of Technical Theater reviewsFull title: The Wheel of Love Continues to Turn, OR, the Plights of Technical Theater. Does anyone really know what goes on in that little red-lit box in the sky? Well, you're about to find out.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 8-7-086. Scene at a Kitchen Table reviewsIn a quiet suburban house, with the shards of broken glass just cleaned off the floor, windowpanes just replaced, the jagged tears in the couch just resewn, a man sits at a kitchen table, a flimsy piece of paper from Mercy Clinic clutched in his hands.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-087. Natalia and Skye reviewsA title-less, cute little scene plucked from an old project. Scene between two girls, set in Purgatory.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-088. identity mad reviewsPoetry unit. Concrit hugely appreciated, as always. The title is a Grace Kelly reference, but a relevant one, not a gratuitous one, I promise, and the lowercase is intentional too, so don't let it turn you off.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-089. Anger reviewsPoetry unit poetry. Halfway decent, possibly... so, concrit!Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-0810. Parenthesis reviewsSestina for poetry unit on the love, and the statements in parentheses that accompany it. Well, not actually, but come on, how're you supposed to summarize poetry? The point is, I'd absolutely love feedback on this, so review please!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0811. Unpoem reviewsPoetry unit once again. Wanted to be different, and I'm not really a poet, so I wrote an unpoem. Feedback is a wonderful thing, people!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0812. On Our World reviewsA sonnet, again for poetry unit. As the title states: on our world. Needs some polishing. Feedback please.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0813. Bastardization of the Villanelle reviewsA villanelle from my poetry unit. The form poetry of someone who doesn't write poetry and hates forms. But still, concrit is muchly appreciated!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0814. On Madness and Art reviewsThe line between insanity and artistry is very fine and seldom visible. One miserably rainy night, a mostly mad artist meets a genuinely mad woman. But not necessarily. I acknowledge that this summary is CRAP.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-0815. A Very Long Trip reviewsA fun, tiny little piece about a profoundly crappy car ride.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-31-0716. Fuck Everything Up reviewsKara Hudson is pissed at her mom, but her friend Jem shows up and takes Kara up to the roof something completely unexpected... fluffy femslash, reviews please!Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-0717. The Champion » reviewsAlyssa and Tara happen to be witches who have been hiding their power from each other. When they discover each other, they learn that they are both players in a prophecy. And with a war raging around them, can they protect their friend Hope, and the worldFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 2-17-0718. We Are the Artsy Ones reviewsAn insight into the lives, conversations, hobbies, and sleep deprivation of three very artsy friends. A.k.a., the somewhat copout shorty story I wrote for English class and posted for kicks. But read it anyway!Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-24-0719. She Loves Me? reviewsAt an amazing place with an amazing girl. And she says she loves me?Bad title and summary, forgive me. A bit of slashy fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-0720. Closeted reviewsI'm a freak. I'm a total and absolute freak. I have a crush on a guy, and I don't know what I'm going to do. Why can't I be normal? Why can't I just like girls?Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 3-3-0721. The Enchanted Fencing Mask of D00m! reviewsI doubt you can find a more random play.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-0722. Gone reviewsShe's gone. And I'm at her funeral, along with Luke, who I haven't seen in years. And I'm... coping? Well, you couldn't really call it that.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-0723. Popular reviewsCassie and Juliet's best friend is becoming popular, and drifting away. Yes, horrible summary, but please read, it won't take long, and review.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-0724. So It Comes Down to This reviewsFiguring something out...Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-0625. Snowstorm reviewsCassie finally realizes what she's been feeling towards her friend, Steph.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-25-0626. On Sea and Sky reviewsMy descriptive musings from when I was on the beach this summer in CA. Reviews, please!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-22-0627. Pocket Memories reviewsDon't know how to sum. it... my ramblings in poetry form after a school dance, wondering about memories.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-0628. What's in a Poem? reviewsWhy do people think anything they throw down on paper is a poem? (Taking title suggestions)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-16-0629. Coming Out: A Monologue reviewsMonologue: A girl comes out to her best friend.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-0630. OMG WTF FLYING PIRATE! reviewsThe real title of this story is far to long to fit in either the title or the summary box. Suffice it to say that it's complete and utter randomness. Full title and disclaimer inside. No sides of bacon were harmed in the writing of this story.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-29-0631. The Best Joke In the World reviewsThe epic journey of a cheerio... Best joke in the world.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-16-0632. Let Me Help You reviewsWhat do you do when your friend is suffering and you can't help?Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-0633. Be Yourself or, The Story of Bob the Datum reviewsThe inspiring tale of Bob the Datum, who wanted to be someone else but realized that you can only be yourself. Yeah, based off all the kids movies in the universe, lol. Please R&R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-0634. It's Never Dark in New York City reviewsMy ramblings in my notebook when I was outside; rant about society. - curse my summary-issues... R&R!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-0635. Trust Falls reviewsErin doesn't trust easily; can she when she really needs to? - bad summary... Short story that may turn into an ongoing story, mostly character work. Please R&RFantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-0636. Meaning reviewsLooking out over a beatiful lake at Bear Mountain, four friends /get/ it. Yeash, this summary sucks... taking suggestions! R&R!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-0637. The Center for Distressed Youth » reviewsKari Silvers is shipped off to a special-casese orphanage because she sees things, and is convinced that she's crazy. Then, she meets the others, four people that have cases like hers... and slowly, they realize that they aren't crazy at all... PLEASE R&RFantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 6-22-0538. Waitin' for the L train reviewsThe newer version of Leavin' on a Jet Plane; if you live on 14th street, you know what I'm talking about.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 1-14-0639. Untitled dot Doc reviewsJessie, a young writer who is convinced that she has no talent, is chosen as the next user of the iMage, a technological miracle. Straaaaaange things happen when you're working with an iMage...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-14-05 - Published: 8-14-0540. Magic Show reviewsA very special magic show... (Yes, I'm bad at summaries. Yes, the actual story is better.)General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-11-0541. The Adventures of Eggyman! reviewsA completely crazy spoof of a ton of comics. Yes, okay, first thing I posted on here. Not all that great, and I'm wayyyy too lazy to revamp it and make it... you know, good. But hopefully it's bit amusing. So... readify?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04