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1. A Mississippiensis reviews

A strange creature on a journey home.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 2-26-09

2. The Hunt

A short story about the woeful start of summer.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

3. Forward Forward Forward

An ode to Futurism! . . . or not.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-6-08

4. Alas, for she cannot be Conquered! reviews

This is my current feelings on life wrapped up into a very confusing poem.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 9-21-06

5. The Water Barer

Pollution has taken it's toll, and the city of Chicago is the first to clean up. One man finds the deep connection with Mother Nature that nobody else has found.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06

6. Morning Sickness reviews

Not about pregnancy, I promise. It's nights like these that render me useless in the morning.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06

7. Goodbye Minnesota! reviews

Supposedly it reached 100 degrees in Minnesota this past week. Poor kids. They don't know what hot weather is.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06

8. Photostopped reviews

Adobe Photoshop Elements 4.0 does not have the Pen tool. You can either imagine the frustration, or read this poem.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06

9. Adrenaline reviews

Lust or War? Love certainly is a battlefield ;)

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 7-1-06

10. Stale Soup

Imagination gone wild! Land Pirates, Clam Chowder, and Reclining Chairs!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-05

11. Costumes

Flood your bedroom to create the ocean? A pirate adventure isn't too far away from reality!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-20-05

12. Horns

Growing horns is just another sign of puberty, right?

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 8-26-04

13. Vegans! reviews

I hope this isn't offensive to anyone Vegan. I guess it's the 'sequal' to Whipped Cheese, but not exactly. Same lovable characters .

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-04

14. Partners reviews

A short story that received an honorable mention in a weird contest. It's a western, but not. There's a cowboy AND a samurai in it! Imagine that!

Western - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-04

15. The Letter reviews

A pretty sad story about a young woman. I think this story turned out pretty good. R 'n R, please. It sounds more emotional if read aloud.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-04 - Published: 4-16-04

16. Kayla and Shelly reviews

They're invited to a party, but one doesn't want to go. They both don't fit in. I hope I don't get flamed for this one.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-04

17. Whipped Cheese reviews

How do you whip cheese? A discussion between two teens.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-04

18. The Music reviews

A 55 word story. Very short, but very nifty.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-19-04

19. Roulette reviews

A game of Russian Roulette. This poem makes no sense and needs some serious work.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-19-04

20. Invisible World » reviews

The beginning of an adventure - in poetry.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-3-04

21. 8th Grade Juliet reviews

An insecure girl playing the roll of Juliet in her school play! A short humorous piece that may become longer in the future.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-04

22. Eternal Dreams A Novel » reviews

Mod's choice on Elfwood.com! An enchanting story about the life of a woman named Angel Whitewing. Chapter One starts from her childhood, displaying the dreams and torments of a young girl.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 1-3-04

23. The Magician reviews

You know those crazy taverns? Well, you'll never know what's in them.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 1-3-04

24. Fantasy Guide reviews

Love fairy tales? Let this poem be the perfect guide to those lifetime favorites.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 1-3-04