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since: 09-18-03, id: 374632, Profile Updated: 07-25-08
country: United States
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Author has written 31 stories for Essay, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Young Adult, Life, General, Romance, Action, Love, Biography, and General.

About Me

Hi, I'm Rosa.

I've been engaged twice seriously (and recently came close to it again); reside on the West Coast, and I'm rather introverted. Despite my often cynical observations and snarkiness, I'm an incurable optimist who fully believes things will just fall from the sky and go right in the end... aside from politics. I have three piercings, one tattoo, and some self-inflicted bodyart. I'm a natural flirt, an unabashed romantic and a deviant. I frequently meet with complete strangers from the Internet, and all of my relationships since high school have started online, despite being an excellent wingman. I read anything I can get my hands on at the blazing speed of 1,800 words per minute (or 30 words a second, if you prefer); run a few Pandora stations, spend nights studying and DM'ing, and I love a great cup of amaretto chocolate black tea. I'm a Libra, an INFP, and a Fire Rabbit.

Despite my name, I'm male, and heterosexual. What else is there to know? I'm a middle-class minority, Taoist and Christian (a liberal one, fundies scare me) , college student, writer, poet, cook, conscientious objector, and once a year, an irate tax-payer who declined to state a political party. I've been called an existentialist, a romantic, and a transcendentalist; I'm for individual rights and opposed to free markets and bipartisanship (sod bipartisanship, the only thing worse than a Democrat or Republican is both of those greedy nitwits working together); a pro-feminist who's personally opposed to abortion but firmly believes that it should be available as a choice; pro-death penalty, pro-gay rights, anti-imperialist, support legalization of marijuana, and I'll say it loud and proud:

Still not my fucking president.

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1. Deustrages
New stuff I'm working on.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-15-09
2. Daze Gone By: Confessions of a Ten Percenter » reviews
The story of my life, told from my perspective without censorship. Walk a mile in my cynical, snarky shoes, and then comment.
Biography - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,168 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 3-10-08
3. The Bargain reviews
Asking a poet for help is nothing but trouble.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-28-08
4. The City
Yet another Late Night Poetry Bender. I have no idea where this came from, but I like it.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
5. Wedding
Another poem from the Late Night Poetry Bender.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
6. I
I went on a poetry bender, it seems. Enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
7. We The People reviews
We the people have been abused and betrayed for far too long. The time has come to demand the respect we deserve from our government.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
8. Doomsday Book » reviews
The story of a group of angels who roam the earth, collecting the souls of the damned through any means they can.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 5-18-04
9. What It Means To Be Alone reviews
And I'm done with poetry for the day.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08
10. Dear Jane
Now 100% grammar free for dramatic effect! There's two poems in here; see if you can tell the difference.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08
11. Red and Blue Lights reviews
Based on a true story in my life.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08
12. Life Set To a Beat reviews
What began as a sestina got an extra stanza, and after a bit of editing it, I'm pretty content with it as it is. Reviews are welcome.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 4-2-08
13. Ashes To Ashes »
Scifi meets religion meets magic in this first person war story set thousands of years in the future between Catholic zealots who transferred their souls into machines and Protestant rebels who refused to leave the Eden of their own real bodies.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 6-13-05
14. I Don't Watch The News Anymore
Corporatism in America, and how Bush is killing this country.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07
15. When Everything's Gone Wrong reviews
This was inspired by a fight yesterday. Making up makes it all worth it in the end.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07
16. Lost In Love
After years of writing speculative fiction novellas and short stories unpublished, my girlfriend finally inspired me to start writing poetry again. Hopefully, I'm still decent at it.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 9-10-07
17. The Scent Of Rain On A Starless Winter's Night reviews
Why yes, I am in love again. You can tell by the poetry coming back.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-05
18. This Woman reviews
XD I'm writing poetry again.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05
19. You're Going To Be Offended On Some Level Here reviews
Why yes, I support chlorinating the gene pool.
Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 8-10-05
20. Whacko Jacko, My Dead Cousin, and Pop Culture reviews
Once again, Z-Dub goes on a rant. His target this time? Pop culture, rich people, and the American public.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-15-05
21. Oh How Sweet It Is reviews
I forgot how beautiful it was to hear someone saying that they love you...
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 6-13-05
22. God Does Not Have A Sense Of Humor reviews
Why couldn't there have been Pope Vader the first?
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-05 - Published: 5-3-05
23. My 41 Poems » reviews
...read the title, fool. I'll add 16-30 tomorrow.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-05 - Published: 9-6-04
24. Daze Gone By » reviews
Such is the Daze of my life...
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 8-22-04
25. The Gift Of Game »
What game is, and how to get it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-16-05
26. 55 Things The Perfect Male Should Do reviews
Yes, males: this is the honest thing.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04
27. Just Because I'm Male Doesn't Mean I'm A Penis reviews
The confessions of a blatant closet metrosexual.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 12-4-04
28. Left Behind » reviews
The failings of "No Child Left Behind" at my school.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 8-22-04
29. The Kel'Dar Stories »
My short stories in the Kel'Dar universe (my own, leave a comment if you care to use it)
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-16-04
30. A QuasiSeriousSarcastic Analysis of Most Music reviews
...look at the title...
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-13-04
31. We're Completely Screwed AKA ZDub's Return » reviews
Just read it...
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-11-04 - Published: 5-11-04
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