Well, someone bitch-slap you with a shovel and call you a penis wrinkle! It seems you have stumbled upon a ShadowDemon-Gengar!

Astounded, you quickly fumble around in your backpack for your phonebook-thick dictionary on rare, ass-ugly creatures. Yanking it out, you immediately start flipping excitedly through the pages until you land on the picture that resembles the strange creature. There is a block of text beneath:

"The ShadowDemon-Gengar is an extremely unique creature being that there is only one of its species - scholars and renowned scientists believe it is due to its hideousness, but there is the slim chance that it is because of its anti-social nature. It is often seen delving in books with hard-core sex content between delicious, strange males and modern-day females, and it is never without the device known as the iPod. Scholars are certain beyond a doubt that it is simply because the creature has developed an odd attachment to the object's rectangular shape rather than its ability to hold and play back thousands of songs. The ShadowDemon-Gengar is far from dangerous or hostile, but it does possess the ability to come off as such when it speaks its mind on controversial subjects (i.e. Gay Marriage, Abortion, Religion, Politics, etc.) and about those who are complete and unforgivable dumbasses.

The ShadowDemon-Gengar also seems to possess the ability to construct reviews for horrible fanfiction stories, its opinions and words often lengthy and scathing, and it tends to not give two shits if its comments hurt or anger the author's feelings.

Its Likes are:
- music
- spicy/stomach-eating foods (Habanero Doritos, sliced jalapenos, Pepper Jack Cheese, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, ect.)
- writing
- drawing
- building websites and fanlistings
- reading romance novels
- 'Zeitgeist: The Movie' and 'Zeitgeist: Addendum'
- monster films
- no-bullshit leaders
- Harry Potter
- making playlists for her stories
- flamers
- Transformers
- constructive criticism
- Barricade
- Ironhide
- reptiles
- the moon
- owls
- werewolves
- demons
- being aware, thus being free
- spirituality
- making icons
- Lucifer
- collecting and raising dragons

Its Dislikes are:
- government
- egomaniacs
- ignorance
- troublemakers
- crappy writers
- Stephenie Meyer
- cockroaches
- immature adults
- whiners
- Mary-Sues
- Suethors
- Fox 26 News
- Canon rapists
- stupid people
- Twilight
- Twilight fangirls
- religion/religious zealots
- corruption
- a lenient justice system."

Wow! With a grin, you slap the book closed and start digging around inside your bag again for your camera; however, when you look up, you find, much to your awful disappointment, that the creature has left.

Aw . . . better luck next time.

My Stories:
Death Corruption Series:
- "Apocalypse Melody" (In Progress)
- "Season of Chaos"
- "Dead Diamonds"
- "The Villain's Club"

Other Titles:
- "Beethoven's Clock"
- "The Blood Throne"
- "Dead Acres"
- "Demon Mechanisms"
- "The Devil's Graveyard"
- "Dragon Museum"
- "The Gothic Prince"