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Author has written 28 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Young Adult, Play, Life, Friendship, Love, Humor, General, General, Haiku, and Politics. Congratulations, you now have the opportunity to sift through my brain-vomit. Warning: I am overly fond of semi-colons, sentence fragments and killing off my characters for no reason. Most of this stuff was written in high school. Most of it is crap. You’ll love it anyway, it’s delightful. Let me know what you think. July 2008 - My short story The Punk and the Princess is featured in The Battered Suitcase. October 2008 - My poems Crowned Corpse, Wax and Sweetness as a Curse are in this month's Battered Suitcase. December 2008 - (Haunted by) The Spirit of Christmas! appears in my student paper, and Stapler Boy is published in Gloom Cupboard Issue #71! November 2009 - Canaries in the Cerebrum is published in the first edition of Blue Eyed Boy Bait. December 2009 - XXXX appeared on Ink-Sweat-and-Tears. | |||||||||
1. A Health Warning reviewsReads: be born with your genitals on the outside.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 12-13-092. LoveticBut some illicit encounters have happy endings.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-093. Moonlight Liason reviewsIt's romantic, in the sense that Amanda Palmer once said, "it's romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door."Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-094. Outlet reviewsIt's over fifteen years later and I'm only just realising how much a friendship can destroy. I break free of the verse, but she's still my curse.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-095. Chad the First » reviewsHe was my first. Poem...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-096. And Yet I'm not a ProdigyThings are lost, things are gained.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-097. Irony, A Haiku reviewsIs a haiku I wrote.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-098. How to Cure Writer's Block reviewsDot dot dot...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-099. Amore reviewsRequiem for something yet to happen.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-0910. Dreamscape reviewsJust some dreams I had last year. I haven't been recording them recently. I wonder why that is?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-16-0911. Existential Cliffside Crisis V1This was for a Text Design assignment; we had to describe a chosen image in such a way that the reader could visualise it. If you want to see the photo I used, PM me your email address or summit. Character's name shamelessly stolen from Ross Campbell.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 4-10-0912. The Princess & The Punk » reviewsChris and Jodie are back, doing their thang.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-0913. Fragments reviewsTiny poems written on trains and planes. They are not very good but it shows how my thoughts works in rhyme when I am deprived of sleep.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-0814. NothingHow things begun ended . Catharsis.Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-15-0815. Haunted by The Spirit of Christmas! reviewsI like to be festive :Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-15-0816. Geography reviewsSelf-obsession... looking for dry land.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-25-0817. Canaries in the Cerebram reviewsMy mind is a wonderful and scary place. I wish you could live here too.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 10-23-0818. The One Night Stand reviewsI am no good at haiku.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 9-19-0819. Brambles reviewsThere is more than one way to suffocate.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 8-23-0820. Context reviewsMy attempt at the truth.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-0821. Ten to Twelve reviewsSimple poem. I miss them.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-0822. Lovestarved reviewsI think I rushed it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-0823. Amy in the Attic reviewsAn extract of a play from the depths of my weird little head. Inspired by a Bright Eyes song.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-0824. The Red Wheelbarrow reviewsBased on a poem by William Carlos Williams. No idea what I was thinking...Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-0725. Stapler Boy reviewsThis is the piece I am most proud of. It should, perhaps, be the piece I am most ashamed of.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 7-21-0726. The Doctor reviewsI want to be rid of this skin, this sin.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-0727. My Very Second Best Friend reviewsA story that I wrote in eighth grade, for actual grading. Inspired by David Firth.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-0728. Mr Adams Apple and Pamelton reviewsThis is a very silly short story that I cowrote with a friend back in eighth or ninth grade.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07
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