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since: 01-10-03, id: 323240
Author has written 15 stories for General, Romance, Humor, Religion, Essay, Supernatural, Horror, Action, Love, Life, Fantasy, and Historical.
There is a terrific crash as the creature lands arse-up in the dirt, kicking up clouds of dust before it finally manages to get up-

It has the appearence of a demon thrown out of hell for scruffiness. It is five foot nine, skeletal and little more than bones with withered flesh hanging on rag-tag. Green light blazed from eye sockets and its cheekbones and socket rims are decorated with piercings. It wears ragged black robes which were both too long and have clearly once belonged to someone bigger. Torn black wings flare out of it's shoulders in a pathetic attempt to look menacing-

-then slouches down and with a sigh the creature yanks out a lot of badly folded paper from its pocket. Unfolding one (a large map), it begins muttering to itself in a sharp, scratchy voice ("Left after Mordor...Took the temporal underpass to Durmstrang...caught an astral storm north past the Abyss...nicked the Silver Idol from Wayreth...where the fuck am I....")

It lookes up with a twisted sheepish smile, "This isn't Coruscant, is it?"

"No, you've missed your place, this is fictionpress, fanfiction.net's over there." You say, pointing over some cliffs.

"Bugger," The creature kicks gloomily at the ground, then cheers up. "Does anyone own this patch oh, hum, fictionpress space?"

"Not yet, no," You say.

"Good, I'll take it." The last time you see the creature, it's hammering a sign into the ground proclaining this internet space under the stewardship of one "Skull Bearer". 
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1. Poetry Workshop
As the name implied, poems I write for my Poetry workshop. Mostly historical.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08
2. Cookie Series »
Contrary to popular expectation, the dark side does not have cookies. What it does have are very sharp sacrificial knives, torture implements and gas chambers.
Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 9-27-07
3. The Chamber
The Chamber is a series of death traps to test only the maddest or most desperate man, how can two unlikely allies survive when the trust between them has already been irrevocably broken?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
4. Graveyard reviews
Semi-prose, semi-poetry, reference to George Martin, All Men Must Die.
Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 1-16-06
5. No Mean City reviews
Everyone's familiar with the standard, good vs. evil plot. But what if evil won? What sort of world would it be? Set years after the Dark's final conquest, follow the life of Krull Snark, petty thief in the city of Rafters.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05
6. Writer reviews
Surreal insight into the word worlds that bleed from a writer's pen
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05
7. Deathly LoveSong reviews
Tears of the dying, heart of the dead, love of death.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-2-04 - Published: 12-2-04
8. The Day the Sky Opened reviews
What happens when there is nothing to be done? The end of the world is upon us and there nothing to be done.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04
9. My Death reviews
Death's eyes through art.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04
10. Conversations in the Academy reviews
A prelude to a much larger work that may one day be written, two children and the School of Shadows.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 8-30-04
11. Fanfiction A Spotter's Guide reviews
Curious? Unsure? Perhaps bewildered? Fear not! Fanfiction- A Spotter's guide will explain to you the strange new breeds that are: FANFICTION!
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 8-30-04
12. Pale beauty of Corruption reviews
A tribute to my Lords of Hell
Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04
13. Slasher world reviews
I have no idea what this is, but I visited a site which asked anyone visiting it to write out how we thought fanfiction slash would change the world. I wrote this.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 7-8-04
14. Love reviews
Very short, very strange. An insight inside my mind.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-03 - Published: 2-8-03
15. The Curse of the Tin Opener reviews
I wrote this after reading "Paint your Dragon" by Tom Holt, very funny.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-03 - Published: 1-10-03
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