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Something Indecent
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since: 09-18-07, id: 582759
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 26 stories for Humor.

I make a little zine that's called Something Indecent. It has super cool short stories, zaney comics, and wacky...well I think that's all its got. These are a collection of some of the stories that I lose money on every couple of months. I'm so poor. Give me money.

You don't deserve money!

Why do you have to talk back to me huh self? I swear to God I'm gonna/

What? Commit suicide? I'll still be in here with you!

NOOOOO!!! NO! The doctors said the pills would get rid of you!

There's only one way to get rid of me kid.

Yeah what's that?

Give me money.

You EVIL bastard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I could do this for hours...and it still wouldn't be funny...just disturbing. (I wish I could touch you.) See.

Disclaimer: Something Indecent is not trying to extort any capital gain from its writings. The give me money segment you've just read was purely for entertainment purposes and should be regarded as such. No money was made during the making of this profile.

On a side note a readers issue is being put together if anyone wants to submit anything funny. All stories will be credited and those who submit will get a free issue. (suckers, they're all free.) Just e-mail the above address if interested. Note: Not all submissions will be used unfortunately due to limited space. Wow, I sound professional...so can I have some money? I work in fast food and its killing me.

Isn't it easy to just ramble? I can't stop typing. Its like each key is another dose of PCP sending me both to an exilerating and dangerous place. How can I stop? I need help. I'm actually shaking...did you know I live in a house that's heated by propane? That means its super expensive so we basically live in a freezer. I can see my breath right now no joke. We also have mice. They run ontop of me while I sleep. But thank God we have the internet. Wait, I'm doing it again. Read my stories because they're very funny. This isn't a story. Just ventilation so I can move my fingers fast enough to emit steam. It tastes like soap.

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1. Something Spicy reviews
Chicken wings, spicy sauce, beer, and torture. That pretty much sums up this story.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
2. A lude conversation reviews
Two friends discuss the other's late night activities. Just how far will one go not to have kids?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
3. Stewy reviews
A conversation piece where a friend asks for some advice about a problem he's having. Just what is his problem? Read to find out.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
4. Dear Mom and Dad
A letter I wrote to my parents that I'm posting for some reason. I'm sure some of you have sent stranger letters...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
5. Something Funeral
My girlfriend invites me to meet her family at a funeral. Things go from awkward to weird rather quickly. Seriously, her family's messed up. Read it to find out just how much so.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
6. A day in the life of me
This is a brief summary on what it's like to be me. Or is it? Perhaps its just gibberish.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-14-07
7. And now its time to test the pencil reviews
Nonstop writing to test a pencil's comfort capabilites. My mind is frightening.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-26-07
8. Something Cat
Owen is trapped in his friends apartment with blood thirsty cats. Warning: Don't read this if your a cat philanthropist. Because I killed a lot of cats.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
9. Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog? reviews
Seriously, what the hell did you do to your dog?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
10. Something Zombie
Zombie reenactors delve into their roles with gusto. Angry drunks do as well. A zombie walk of homocide ensues.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
11. Do you ever play any games while driving?
A conversation about driving etiquette. Don't splash others, don't play games, and don't hit children. All of these rules are broken.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
12. A Special Report
People are hiring the homeless to exact their revenge. What is the city to do? We bring you a special news report with Kirk Masters.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
13. The Touchers reviews
Some people desperately yearn for physical contact. Some of them work at gas stations. They've touched you.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
14. The Jar
An old story about how I couldn't bring myself to penetrate the smooth surface of a brand new jar of peanut butter.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
15. The End
The end was coming soon. And I knew it. I wasn't crazy and even if I was.......................................................................................................................................................................................
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
16. Something Christmas
A Santa Clause regales his fellow inmates on how St. Nick ended up in jail. Something was slipped into his drink causing an incident. Just what happened anyway?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
17. Shopping
A man finds the perfect woman. He proceeds to stalk said woman. An incident occurs in the check out line. A young boy is marked for life.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
18. Mice
A very short story written in 8 minutes during English Composition. It's about some crazy mice and a paranoid man. You should just read it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
19. Meter Maid
College student comes out of class to find parking ticket being issued prematurely. An arguement ensues. Back up is called. And tragedy occurs.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
20. Something Gross
Matt tells his friend about the presents he made for his teachers on the last day of school. This one might make you dirty. So be sure to bring a towel.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
21. Let Me In
Don't do as the title suggests.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
22. A Night With the Babysitter reviews
A young child is left with a difficult situation when his babysitter....well maybe I shouldn't say.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
23. Good Deeds
Bruce does a good deed. Bruce tries to do more good deeds. Bruce learns that helping others is a bad idea.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
24. Church Agenda
Sometimes you just shouldn't go to church.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
25. A Painful Awakening reviews
This is a completely true story about when I woke up one morning with a testicle strangling itself. I have to say, worst experience of my life.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
26. Deadly Distractions reviews
Fast food employee is enticed by a woman's perfume. As he approaches his body has a deadly reaction.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
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