Hello everybody. This is my FictionPress account, as you can tell. I am so excited that you guys can read some stories that I came up with on my own. I would like some feedback on how you like my stories. Also I think almost all my stories on here will be one-shots. Most of the stuff I write on here are things that I am feeling at the time, or are what is happening to me. This is just a way to let out my feelings and entertain others at the same time.

A little bit about me: I am a girl, I live in the south and I have a really weird personality so a lot, maybe all of my one-shots and stories might be angst-y, so far they are.

I have a fanfiction account here it is: www.fanfiction.net/~SPOONSSecretAgentAlice

I hope you guys read the poems and stories I come up with on my own!

Favorite Quotes:

Chase: You want me to do a second major surgery on a patient we almost lost during a first major surgery to see if she needs a third major surgery?

House: You're just mad because the whole time she was doing you, she was thinking about my big...throbbing...diagnostic skills.

Dr. Cuddy: I didn't know you rode the bus.
Dr. House: I used to drive home after getting drunk, but some mothers got "MA-D-D".

Dr. House: Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.

Dwight Schrute: noticing the women having a meeting That's a terrible idea.
Jim Halpert: What is?
Dwight Schrute: Them, in there all together. If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.