Here's me. The stereotypical, insane, overanalytical writer. Welcome to my crack page. =).

Bits and Pieces:

-Female.

-Enjoys eating, sleeping, reading, writing, dancing, and other senseless activities.

-Hates school, injustice, lazy government officials, hypocrits in charge, people who enjoy writing: "YoOOo, ur sOtrY suCkzz. gO d1ee." Really, it's annoying and unintelligent. At least tell me what you thought was so "sucky", and I will do my best to translate it before I delete the comment. (It's sad that I've gotten comments like that)

-Just a Background: I started writing when I was in the fourth grade. I still have the first real story that I wrote--a Legend of Zelda spin-off with some characters from different books. (Saaski from Moorchild, "Zombie" Harry Potter from the Harry Potter series, etc) I missed a lot of fourth grade learning to write the 20 pages of story. After that, I really didn't have a great break in writing until my sophomore year of high school.

That's when I came up with the concept for my first real book: Criminal Magic. It's about a wizard named Rocher (Roe-shay) who breaks the laws of magic...well, for a good reason, but gets exiled from his magical community for a year as is the law. He's sent off to travel the lands of the other races (beast, non magical, elven, etc) with his parole officer, Apple. Anyway, there's a revolution in the making, and it involves some people very dear to Rocher. He's pulled into it, unable to use his magic to protect the ones he loves. But that's not even the main conflict. Someone else comes along who might make Rocher break his no-magic contract. Not that bad? It will only exile Rocher forever.

Interesting? I'm into the sixth chapter, but have to rewrite the entire thing, because my plot has developed a lot. The thought of rewriting a whole year of work scares me. So, for now, it's on hiatus. But my friends really liked it and want me to continue it (I've gotten numerous death threats if I don't) so plan to see it sometime in the future. It's a little more mature than James' Enchantress, but it's just the way that I wrote it.

James' Enchantress (again with the boys on a journey!) chronicles the adventures of James and his almost-sort-of aunt all across this Realm and all the Realms beyond it in search of a jumble of missing muscles and arteries that are vital to survival (a heart...!). There's lots more to it, but that's all the wit and intellect I can muster at the moment.

At the present time, I'm sketching out an idea for another book with a girl heroine, named Analise. It's a murder-mystery fiction thing that happens on the high school level, and I think it's quite amazing. So far. Analise goes to this elite Prep school on a need-based scholarship in order to have a chance at attending an Ivy college. She befriends the loner, Kate Maberely (I had the name before the actress, I swear!) and applies to join an school group called The Society (who are all snobby twits) in order to assure her place at an Ivy college. The group is head by Thomas Baisley and his year-younger brother, Everett Baisley--whose father is on the Admissions Committee for said college. So Ana has to simultaneously keep her A+ average, dabble in soccer and dance, and get into the 'Snotty Aristocrats' Club' (as Kate refers to it) all in order to attend one school. Except when a student is murdered over the Christmas holiday, and the police can't find a suspect, Ana finds herself thrust into the investigation to find the killer...who's hiding right under her nose! I refuse to say more.

Musical Inspiration..!: The way that I write (being very Shakespeare-esque in that I steal and modify plots =D)...needs a lot of inspiration. I probably have ten Muses and other magical deities hovering above my dead gray matter, poking and prodding me to write something significant. Thus, I use A LOT of music to keep everyone in my head at bay (I sound almost schitzophrenic...=O) Let me share with you some half-finished playlists that signify my work...sort of.

James' Enchantress Playlist! (edit: chapter two should end at Pardon Me...you won't know what anything else pertains to!)

I'm Only Sleeping by The Vines (cover)
Dizzy by the Goo Goo Dolls
Okay, I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't by Brand New
Liar (Takes One to Know One) by Taking Back Sunday
My Paper Heart by The All-American Rejects
Pardon Me by Incubus
Don't Let Me Down by Stereophonics (cover)
All I Really Want by Alanis Morissette
Mother Nature's Son by Sheryl Crow (cover)

...That's it for now! I'll put more stuff in as I go along. Read and Review my stories and tell me what you think!