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Sylvia Ann Elliot
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since: 11-22-02, id: 297900
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Author has written 23 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, General, Love, Life, Politics, Haiku, Manga, Horror, Humor, Fable, Spiritual, and General.

All About Me

Name: Sylvia/Chrissy

Gender: Figure it out, genius.

Age: 17

Location: Saint Louis, Missouri

Appearence: *points to the avatar in the upper right corner* Like that, only, y'know, cooler.

Sign: Aries

Addictions: Chocolate, reading, writing, poetry, fictionpress.com, email, computers in general

Musical Preferences: I like loud music, like Papa Roach, Rammestein, and System of a Down. I also like artistic music like Ludo, Evanescence, and Story of the Year. I like music with sexy voices, like Koshi Inaba of B'z, and...nope, that's it. Just Koshi.

Other: I am naive enough to believe that my Prince will come someday. And I don't care. *sticks out tongue at realists*.

Random Thought: People say that a million monkeys banging away on typewriters will eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. And I have to wonder: How did these monkeys escape from the zoo? Who gave them these typewriters? And most importantly, do they know how to use spell-check?


Author's Note

Most people will tell you which of their stories to review. I won't. I write in many different genres, and I don't know what you like. So read their descriptions below and pick whichever sounds the most interesting to you. I love my flash fiction just as much as my stories, too, ya know. They feel lonely sometimes....

I sincerely try to write long, informative, helpful reviews, but sometimes I find it impossible to write more than the stereotypical "wow that was good." Some of the poems/stories up here are like meringues- fun to eat, but not much there to comment on. Nevertheless, if I read your story, I will review, and I will try to give a well-rounded critique. So far, I've submitted over 280 signed reviews.

I firmly believe that a review should be about you, not me. So I won't say thank you for your kind review, you should read my story ABC, or this is why I had character X kill character Y. I'll write you an email if I feel the need to justify my writing.

If you want me to read a particular one of your stories, write me an email. If it's anything vaguely in my genre, I'll read and review it. And on that note, I won't touch it unless it's got something magical or sci-fi-y about it. I don't care about how two modern day teens fall in love, or how character Z survived the Black Plague. Sorry, I just don't care.

Constructive criticism is always appreciated. If you liked my writing, tell me what you liked so that I can continue using that element.


January 14, 2006: I realize that I haven't been on FictionPress in any real sense for almost six months now. All I can say is that I've been going through some weird stuff at home, and I had my computer (which I used to write on) taken away. But now; now I shall slowly venturing back into the world of writing, in the guise of Creative Writing class homework.

My muse has not been happy with me lately.

Muse: I have an awesome idea for a sequel to Kitty Cat Fangs!

Me: Mmph.

Muse: Or how's this for an idea: (complicated actions take place in Necromancer).

Me: Urm.

Muse: Or, we could completely rewrite Winddancer and try to fix the plotholes I see looming ahead...

Me: You know, no matter how much you bug me, I can't write without a computer.

Muse: FINE! BE THAT WAY! *stalks off and leaves Sylvia without inspiration for living*

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1. Georgie Porgie, Butterfly reviews
Georgie Porgie was an average buttefly with a rather stupid name. So he set out on a quest to change all that.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-6-06
2. Gone reviews
And I snapped the phone shut/Cutting off your voice/I couldn't afford hesitation.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06
3. Copper Fishhook reviews
I found a copper fishhook with your name on it/And I wondered if this was what my sister used to bait you.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06
4. The Legend of the Mother Who Would Not Die reviews
Maternal protection goes beyond the grave.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-27-05 - Published: 9-27-05
5. Winddancer » reviews
Syrac Winddancer is being courted by Tarvis Blooddrinker, and pestered by annoying elves who want their sword back. Will she get out with her sanity?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-17-05
6. Necromancer » reviews
In the beginning there was nothing. And the void divided into nine balls of chaos. So begins the tale of Moria.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-10-05
7. Burning Lavender reviews
A girl is slowly self-destructing. Rated for mature themes.
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05
8. A Fairy Tale about Pizza reviews
This really happened to me, during my job at a random pizzaria. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05
9. The End of the World reviews
A strange flash fiction personifying each of the ways the World might end.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 6-19-05
10. The Rant of a Disgruntled Pizzeria Employee reviews
To sum this rant up, customers are [expletive deleted].
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05
11. Monster » reviews
Finished! I got to thinking one day...no one ever writes about the identity problems supernatural children must go through.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 2-14-05
12. Kitty Cat Fangs » reviews
Finished! Neko is a catgirl. Cedric is an enemy soldier. What will happen when Neko becomes obsessed with Cedric?
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 3-6-05
13. Serial Killer reviews
How does it feel to make that first kill? What is it that drives one to repeat the experience?
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 6-6-05
14. Anthology of Tankas » reviews
This is an anthology of tankas I've written. (LIke haiku, but 5-7-5-7-7).
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-16-05 - Published: 2-27-05
15. Little Boys Crying in Cellars reviews
Children are always the ones who suffer for their parents' crimes.
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-11-05 - Published: 2-11-05
16. A Broken Mirror reviews
This is a collage of weird and scary images. Kinda "The Ring", but less intense.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-20-04
17. Recreating Self reviews
Reality is imperfect, so just slip away into your own mind and live all your dreams. Rated for brief sexual reference.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-17-04
18. Stolen Soul reviews
What if "till death do you part" didn't always apply?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 3-23-04
19. I'm Not Alright reviews
What do you do when you need help, but don't want to ask for it?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-22-04
20. Fatal Wounding reviews
Kinda depressive...but I've been told that it's one of my best works.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-04 - Published: 3-11-04
21. The Freedom of Music reviews
Inspired by wearing headphones
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
22. A World of Shadows reviews
A short poem about a dark fantasy world.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-17-03 - Published: 11-17-03
23. Darkness reviews
A young girl is trapped in a building, surrounded by enemies, with no way to escape.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-17-03 - Published: 11-17-03
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