Hi if you want to know about me, or read my FF stories, read my profile on fanfiction.net here's the link. http://www.fanfiction.net/~thegooddr

All I'll say is that I'm a 17 year old guy (obviously I'm not the best looking guy).

Because this is an original fiction website, my profile page will not take things from other people, this is all about me. Yes it's selfcentered, and yes I hate people who do it, but it's fun to do.

Quotes from me.

"I LOST THE GAME!" Yeah, now you lost it too. And no BS about you don't play the game, everyone who knows about the game plays it.

"I'm the only guy at this table who is no one's bitch."

"I'm both a doctor and an assassin."

"If my kid(s) came from the future I'd ask them who their mom is and when she went blind."

"If I ever have a daughter the first thing I'm doing is buying a shotgun and calling it birth control."

"When will they bring the draft back and were do I sign up for it?" We need the draft not for military purposes, but to teach people responsibility.

"I'm not shaving my beard, because last time I did guys started saying I looked good like that."

"I want a cult!"

"I could never live with someone who is obsessed with me unless I am equally obsessed." (made long after the quote about me wanting a cult.)

"Why am I only lucky when I do stupid stuff?"

"Who was the idiot that let me touch fireworks, and were are they now?"

"I live in a postal family. Don't ask me why no one's shot anyone yet."

"My cats are so fat and lazy I have to jump over them to move through the hallway."

"If I start acting weird, every thing's ok."

"Is it me or do older women think I'm cute?" (please tell me I'm wrong on that, because I mean OLDER women.)

"When I die, I don't care what you do with my remains, grab an ash tray and put some ash in it and call it me for all I care." Seriously when I die burn me, bury me, eat me, use my organs in experiments, I don't care.

"In order for a story to be a true classic you have to be so amazed by it that you couldn't create it any differently." In other words creating a Fan Fiction for it would be impossible.

"Is it considered genocide if you just want to kill stupid people?"

"I want to be old so I can act senile and yell at kids to get off my lawn and so I can get the discounts."

"The robots haven't taken over yet."

"Oh man if I ruled the world I wouldn't know who to kill first, the religious freaks or the liberal freaks." I'd probably go for the religious freaks because they wouldn't have any problem killing me, the liberals on the other hand... they don't believe in killing.

"One day humans and our computer overlords will exist in harmony, until then let's keep our guns, time machines, and all our copies of Terminator close at hand."

"Uhhhh if that communist poster says that gossiping helps the enemy, and we are the enemy, shouldn't we be gossiping right now?"

"Is it considered a crime to try and wage nuclear war with California?"

"I don't trust liberals (and by extension 99.99999999999999999999 percent of Californians)."

"Why will some products only cause cancer in California, and how can we speed up the process?" Note: Stephen Colbert may have said something similar.

"I hate my generation."

"I'm the first atheist republican!"

"Uhh mom where did our door go?" In all fairness we were having the door replaced.

"Hey if I can horribly sing Gator Country in front of fifty maybe sixty people who don't understand it, why can't you sing that song you wanted to sing when you were really good at it?" It was for talent day in choir, and she could really sing whatever her song was really well, and if you haven't seen the lyrics for gator country, then this remark isn't funny at all.

"sined the god dr." actually almost posted a review with that at one in the morning.

"when an atheist says god no or oh god or oh god no you know something's bad."

"If I actually had a life I'd be concerned that this bus isn't moving at all."

"I swear my choir teacher is trying to kill us. I mean who the hell makes robes that heavy, then force someone to STAND for an hour in a hot room?" (then repeat the same feat five minutes later?)

"Remember I'm insane!"

upon my Friend saying it's not rape if you yell surprise. "Surprise!"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, what's mightier than the gun?"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, what's mightier than the nuke?"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, what's mightier than the tank?"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, what's mightier than the bomber?"

"Goffiks need to learn how to spell."

"I am not a prep you fucking goffik bitch, I am a proud atheist republican with a beard and will accept nothing less. If my grammatical correctness pisses you off then go learn to spell."

"What the hell is the problem with wearing fur, other than it makes you look like an elitist asshole?"

"Proud future member of the NRA"

"We don't need PETA when we have the ASPCA, especially considering the ASPCA actually takes abused animals out of the hands of abusive people. What the hell has PETA done other than make a few commercials and try and take my burger away from me?"

"People have been wearing fur for thousands of years, when the hell did it become morally unjustifiable?"

"What the fuck is with HP/EC ships? the whole plot of Twilight is that Edward is in a straight monogamous relationship with Bella, who is a female."

My political beliefs

I believe in letting people who have earned a right to carry permit should be allowed to bring a concealed and functioning weapon to school, because it allows for someone who is emotionally calm and collected to effectively fight back against a madman who more likely than not is using an illegally purchased or stolen gun to inflict harm upon otherwise defenseless students and teachers. If you believe that the exclusion of legally acquired and permitted guns from students and teachers in schools is making them an easy target for madmen who want a cheap thrill, add your name to the list. the good dr.

If you support animal welfare over animal rights, add your name to the list. the good dr.

If you believe PETA should actually put their money where there mouth is copy and paste this to your profile.

If you will be one of the angry protesters prepared to riot when Obama (or the rest of the democrats) tries to destroy the second amendment, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support capital punishment copy and paste this to your profile.

If you belive in you loot we shoot laws copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are an atheist yet you consider yourself a conservative add your name to the list. the good dr.

If you believe that homosexual relationships go against either the theory of evolution or most religions copy and paste this to your profile.

For those who believe that outlawing guns will significantly lower the death rate, think again. Over half of all gun deaths are suicides, and the victim can change their weapon to something legal, such as poisonous household chemicals, knives, hanging, jumping, and reading the twilight series (unless of course that is what caused you to be suicidal in the first place)

Legally acquired guns only account for two percent of all gun involved crimes, including suicides and accidents, hence meaning that legal gun owners actually result in only a few crimes (murder/homicide, breaking and entering, theft, etc) involving guns. Because over half of all gun deaths are suicides, and legally aquired guns account for two percent of all gun crimes, then less than one percent of all gun crimes involve homicide. Simply guns save more lives than they kill.

Well over ninety nine percent of all amunition used in the USA is used in target practice/hunting/mythbusting. Why should everyone else be forced to give up their favorite sport/ food source/ form of popular entertainment and science becuase less than one percent of all ammunition is used to kill others (including killing in self defence, and police usage)?

If you hate hippies copy and paste this to your profile

I believe racism, sexism, and stereotyping is wrong.

If you believe that the election of Obama actually proves racism is still strong in America copy and paste.

I believe the election of Obama proves that racism is still strong in America, as 95 percent of black voters voted for him, and a number of white voters did not vote for him, even trying to kill him. Had racism truly not been a factor, people of all races should have voted for him nearly the same, and no racist groups should have plotted to kill him. The election of Obama shows us that we have a long way to go before we can eliminate racism.

Reasons I will never join the dark side.

Hitler

weird obsessive fangirls

no dental plan (seriously most villains have bad teeth)

My high school Spanish teacher

My bus driver (my theory is that she is either ex military, ex police, or a hard core ex nun, also I believe she needs to be ran over by a bus, just to taste the irony of it)

cliches

Elitists

Communists

Terrorists

Snobby people

Democrats (1900's, unless they are either FDR or JFK)

Democrats (Today)

Stupid villains (seriously in Harry Potter Voldemort is supposed to be some sort of super powerful evil Hitler, and he was beaten by a kid? I would have done a beter job at being Voldemort than Voldemort, and I'm one of the people Voldemort would want to kill.)

Starkiller (Star Wars TFU) I think of him as some sort of goth dude who just hates everyone blah blah blah cliche.

Reasons I will never join the overly good side.

Adam West's Batman

cliches

no cookies

1960's media

Disney

Anything touched by Disney

Anything Disney has ever owned in every alternate reality ever

Walt Disney

The fact that you have to be understanding to EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Hey I don't care if the Native Americans go hunt whales, I don't care if we are hurting murderers when we kill them; hell they killed people and weren't worried if they felt pain, I don't care if Lindsay Lohan wears fur. You get the idea.

The Twilight Series- This "dark" series isn't really that dark, and utterly sucks ass. WTF is with the sparkling? And the author really fucked up when she tried to explain vampires scientifically. Honey, I know two chromosomes are not going to make a person fucking immortal. Also blood is not a very good source of nutrition, in order to survive a vampire would need to drink seventeen humans dry a night. And don't get me started with the "werewolves". I'm surprised that no one has really complained about how it stereotypes Native Americans, even more so than most western movies, hell even Pocahontas was less stereotypical.

Story Status

Deep Space Liberty-Humanity is forced to choose sides in a war between aliens. Given new technology Humanity starts to tip the scales. Then another race is thrown into the mix, and it becomes a stalemate. Several years into the conflict a new class of ships is built, designed only by human minds, many think it won't work. Liberty is the first in that new class of ships. A political agenda puts a young, untested, almost untrained, and at times confrontational crew into service. Can Liberty save humanity? They're lucky to be alive as it is. The characters can spot sci-fi cliches, can you? As the captain orders the ship to flee from a suicidal rush they are trapped behind enemy lines with a severely damaged ship, with no super smart aliens to help them out. First in the Deep Space universe. BEING REWRITTEN

Liberal Man- parodyish story to say what would happen if a liberal became a super hero, with a conservative nemesis. Oneshot

Darker Waters- an old fanfic I hated that I utterly plan to revamp and make even darker than before. When a merman, the supposed last of his kind becomes hellbent on the destruction of humanity, where is there to run and hide, when your enemy knows your every move? What happens when you must fight the fears of your enemy? Formerly known as Joe the Merman, but only five people read that. Rating will jump to M after several chapters. BEING REWRITTEN

Ideas for original Fiction currently in my head.

NONE AT THE MOMENT, I'M TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIX MY MISTAKES WITH MOST OF MY OTHER FICS, AND THEN MAKING BIGGER ONES.

signed the good dr. (that's kind of my catch phrase)