Stuff you need to know about me:

-I am an: artist, amateur photographer, writer, techie nerd, musician, vertically challenged, European lover, galactic hitchhiker, pirate-ninja, scholar, and friend, among many other things. Most importantly (in my spare time)..."I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.
-I like/love: books/comics, art, laughing till I pee, Jones soda, being insanely weird, mocha frappucino, kilts, slick shoes, traveling/exploring, my electric guitar, designing stuff, video games, dancing randomly in public,ramen, computer graphics, movie/cartoons, cooking/eating food,sarcasm, rock,chocolate, etc.
-Expertise: Serving Ice cream, causing general mayhem (sometimes simultaneously)
-Pet Peeves: ignornce, media brain-washed zombies

My Mission:
"I just ask for what we all ask fo the people we respect - That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting." Yessss...world conquest will soon follow.

Random Fave Quote:
"The smile on your face as you lifted your cup for a sip only reminded me of the clever discretion that you cloaked your words with. One could easily assume that the pelting of words flung in blatant disregard suffer no harm or leave no crease on the sheer linen of optimism but they most certainly do." (I like this quote because they are merely two long and witty sentences that say so much.)

Websites:
artwork- http://graphical-art.deviantart.com