Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Kenrai, The Devil Deity, Crocodile, Punishment Due, spearofhope, EternalFlare, Victoria Starr

And proud of it.

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They're not links to other pages, they're just page anchors. Click on 'em, they don't bite. Much, anyway.

I. Updates from me - Last updated on December 4th, 2007

II. User stats - Last updated on December 4th, 2007

III. About me - Last updated on November 21rst, 2007

IV. About my stories

V. Awesome people and their stories - Last updated on November 23rd, 2007

VI. Point System - Last updated on December 4th, 2007

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UPDATES FROM ME:

December 4th, 2007:

My oh my! It's been so long! I apologize to EVERYONE who cares I've just been busy. Yep. And the holidays are coming! Heck yes!

I'll be updating Zombie-Hater tonight or tomorrow, after I update my profile! Speaking of, I decided that reviews aren't 1 point each - they're 5 points each! I love reviews. So I'll be re-figuring everyone's points. :P

November 21rst, 2007:

I'm redoing my profile, big surprise. But this time there'll be page anchors! That way, instead of scrolling all the way and having to search for something, all you hafta do is click on the link. :D

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USER STATS:

The NEW symbol indicates that there has been a change since my last update. The shows how much has been updated, for instance if the profile said +17, then that means that there have been seventeen profile hits since my last update.

As of December 4th, 2007:

NEW +1 - I am on the favorites list of 6 members. (Eternal Flare, Ryan L. Covey, Castle09, Casey Jones, Sweet Lemon Effect,and lil'mama617)

NEW +1 - I am on the author alert list of 3 members. (V. R. M., lil'mama617, and Casey Jones)

NEW +3 - I have submitted a total of 35 signed reviews.

NEW +37 - Number of profile hits: 192

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ABOUT ME:

WARNING: I am not a writer. I am a reader. But sometimes ideas get stuck inside my head and refuse to leave, so I have to put em down on paper - or, well, on this site. So if these stories suck big time, I apologize in advance. I don't intend to be a writer. :)

Hm, I'm not very good at doing these kinds of things. Well, I love horror stories. Usually I'm more a fan of the bloody and depraved (albeit cheap, sometimes) types, but as long as it gives me shivers I'll read more! If you'd like me to read your story, just tell me. It's not like I have anything better to do. Just kidding ... maybe. Hehe.

I've never really tried to write before, so don't hate me if the stories I put up are awful. Actually, you can hate me, I don't really care. Insert big smile here, lol.

I'm NOT a fan of stories that include werewolves. Sorry, just can't help it. I don't really like vampire stories that much either - they have to be a certain type. I didn't like Interview With A Vampire by Anne Rice, although I loved Lestat and Queen of the Damned. Weird, huh? One of my all-time favorite vampire stories is The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike. I know, I know - each of his books are tiny. Oh well. But yes, Sita has always been my favorite vampire. Heh.

EDIT: I said I'm not really a fan of werewolves; well, I'm going to have to change my mind. There's a story on here by Twilight Moon, and it's called My Neighbor Was A Modern Day Monster. It's a GREAT story, funny and horror all mixed into one. And there's weretygers in it xD

Favorite authors? Definitely Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Michael Crichton. My favorite book (and movie, coincidentally) is Jurassic Park, although I preferred the first movie and the second book. I also like Thomas Harris, Christopher Pike, and John Grisham (I know - from horror, to action-packed law. I can't help it.) Yeah ... there's tons of others, but they're not coming to mind right now and I don't feel like going to look at my bookshelf!

Hm, what else, what else. Oh yeah, FLORIDA SUCKS BIG-TIME. Not the Gators though. Just the state in general. It rains every day from 12:30 pm to 1:15 pm. Then it stops. Yech.

Hey, I have an account on FanFiction.Net under the same name if you just can't get enough of me. xD It all probably sucks worse though. Here's the link: Victoria Starr on FanFiction.Net

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ABOUT MY STORIES:

Okay, about my stories! Here goes: (Press hide bio if you haven't read the stories because this will give some spoilers away)

1. Haunted Hawthorne: (Published October 6th, 2007) In 8th grade (a looong time ago), we had an assignment where we were given a list of random words and told to make a 2 pg essay out of them. I got mostly medical terms (nurse, doctor, syringe ... ) and decided to make it into a poem. I don't know where the inspiration came from. I just did it line-by-line, and looked for words to rhyme with the previous rhyme. Hehe.

NEW - As of December 4th, 2007: 723 words - 1 chp. - 1 review - 11 hits

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2. Kaylee: (Published October 19th, 2007) Based loosely on a dream I had. Very loosely. In the dream, I was walking down a grocery parking lot. Then I saw my 4yr old sister (Dominique, FYI). She was being dragged by a car. I ran screaming towards the car, terrified, and then I got close enough to see the fearful look on the old woman's face who was driving. Then she took off, all the while dragging Dominique with her. I felt the most horrible sense of loss when I watched her be dragged away, and I couldn't do anything about it. I tried to convey it in the story, but I think I failed. Ah, well. Read the disclaimer near the top of the page.

As of December 4th, 2007: 1,932 words - 1 chp. - 2 reviews - 23 hits - 1 favorited

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3. The Life of a Zombie-Hater: A Memoir: (Published October 29th, 2007, updated November 23rd, 2007) I actually have just started writing this story on FanFiction.net, under Books Stephen King. Over there, it's a Cell rip-off. Here, it's just another zombie fic. It's named The Diary And Or Journal Of Me: PostPulse. Here's what I wrote over there on it: "Lord, that's one of the worst titles I've ever heard. I'm rather proud of myself for coming up with it. It's about the book Cell by Stephen King, and what I would do. It's interesting to me that people from different places would do different things. Some are just downright D-U-M dumb, while others are very clever, actually. Hopefully I fall in the latter category. My story is not based on real people - at all. My name is Vicky, not Emma. :) But I think I can make the story at least a little funny, and still have some horror/blood/guts/not-zombies somewhere in it. Title may get changed if something worse springs to mind." Well, guess what? Something worse sprang to mind. :)

NEW - As of December 4th, 2007: 8,845 words - 6 chps. - 16 reviews - 202 hits - 4 favs. - 4 alerts

Chapter 1: Titled "Is This a Diary? Or a Journal? Gah" - 714 words - 2 reviews - 101 hits

Chapter 2: Titled "Bye Bye Mr Baxter and RIP Ryan" - 2,138 words - 3 reviews - 39 hits

Chapter 3: Titled "Bri Bit The Dust" - 1,578 words - 3 reviews - 20 hits

Chapter 4: Titled "Grandma Tate" - 1,377 words - 3 reviews - 15 hits

Chapter 5: Titled "Alert! Alert! Foreshadowing!" - 1,600 words - 2 reviews - 16 hits

Chapter 6: Titled "Mother and Daughter" - 1,438 words - 3 reviews - 11 hits

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4. Sara: (Published November 10th, 2007) So picture this: It's Christmas Eve and I'm sitting outside watching the sun set. To my mother I say, "Gosh, it's been a long time since we've seen Mr. Kitty Kitty Fantastico!" (who was our beloved cat). And my mother nonchalantly remarks, "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I accidentally ran him over." Yeah. On CHRISTMAS EVE. Anyhow, I was thinking about him (RIP kitty) and I thought, man it figures he'd die from being hit by a car. He was too badass to be attacked by a dog or something. Thus the idea of Sara was born. And, yes, it is SUPPOSED to be written as if Sara is a human child. That's the reason for the surprise ending.

As of December 4th, 2007: 943 words - 1 chp. - 4 reviews - 33 hits - 1 favorited

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AWESOME PEOPLE/THEIR STORIES:

Here's a list of people that you need to go check out. And a story or two from them. (If you want me to add you to this list, you gotta do something special like write a review for one of my stories or mentioning me on YOUR profile.) :D Last updated on December 4th, 2007. And if I don't hear from you guys in a month or so, you get taken down OFF my list. Muahaha!

- Casey Jones (67 points) reviewed Zombie-Hater 4x, and story-alerted it and story-favorited it! And he author-alerted and author-favorited me. And just to round it off, he linked to me on his profile. Total and freakin' awesomeness. He has a zombie story up called Chaotic World. He also has an intriguing story up titled Gray Eyes. Click here for Casey's profile on FanFic.Net, where he's got several more stories up.

- V. R. M. (47 points) reviewed (3x) and story-favorited Zombie-Hater , and reviewed Sara. Also author-favorited me and mentioned me on their profile! Has an amazing zombie fic called The Infection. Also has a story that is kind of related to The Infection. It's called Open Fire.

- SweetLemonEffect (38 points) was the very first person to review Sara. And she reviewed and story-alerted Zombie-Hater, yay! She has several stories put up. One is called A Stupid Story That Stinks Like Vomit On Turds. xD That title made me laugh.

NEW - JamJackRave (29 points) reviewed and story-alerted Zombie-Hater. His story, about a woman who was accused of murdering her younger sister as a child, is called Roper. It's a cool story. I should know. I read it. He has an account on FanFic as well, his pen name is JamJackEvo over there. He gets an extra 5 points for saying nice things about my profile. :D

- lil'mama617 (25 points) author-favorited/alerted me. She also reviewed Zombie-Hater, and story-alerted/favorited it. She has two stories up - Once a Human, Never a Human and Could Life get any Better.

- EternalFlare (23 points) reviewed Kalee and story-favorited it. They also author-favorited me. I read his story The Statement of Dupont Connant, and you should too, hehe. Book 1: The Flaming Hall should be read first, though! The Celestial Outbreak Part 1: The Infection is on an indefinite hiatus (oh no!). Here's his account on FanFic: right here la-di-da. Some more great stories! :P Five points for such a long and thorough reply, I hardly ever get those now haha.

NEW - Ryan L. Covey (18 points) reviewed and story-favorited Zombie-Hater, and author-favorited me. Some of his stories are It Happened on the Fourth of July, It Wouldn't Die, and Dial Mmm for Murder.

- Castle09 (15 points) reviewed Zombie-Hater and author-favorited me. Their one story up is called Blue Ridge.

- Cirien Phoenix (8 points) story-favorited Sara and reviewed it 1x. She has many stories, but the one that I am currently involved with is called All You Once Knew is Lost. It's a zombie fic (of course), and it's incredible.

- Twilight Starr (8 points) was the very first (and ONLY, so far) person to review Haunted Hawthorne. She's written several stories, and apparently she's very popular. :D By the way, I know there's no relation between Twilight Starr and Victoria Starr, but what about Twilight Starr and Twilight Moon? xD

NEW - ArcticBanana (8 points) was the very first person to review Zombie-Hater. His latest story, Transfer, is about "An advanced race of aliens begins an invasion of Earth, and a disgruntled college student gets an unusual opportunity to record the entire thing for generations of both humans and aliens yet unborn."

- Stashthestocks (8 points) was the very first person to review Kalee. And the only one, so far. No stories as of yet.

- Blue Ruin (5 points) reviewed Sara. She has two stories posted - Free Will and Old Habits Die Hard.

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POINT SYSTEM:

Since I don't really think I'll write very many stories, and I don't think I'll become insanely popular (cough) Twilight Starr! (cough) hehe, so ... darn, I just lost my train of thought. Haha. Oh yeah! I'm gonna have a point system. Here's how to get points, how much ya get for 'em, etc. (Obviously this is for when you get posted under Awesome People/Their Stories.) You might ask what the point is ... uh, no pun intended. It's simple - if someone's bored enough to go look at other people's profile/stories, they're going to start at the top of the list and work their way down. It's unlikely that they'll get to every name though, and some people do a lot more for me than others, so it wouldn't be fair to have them first. Hey, it's MY profile, be happy that you're mentioned at all. And be patient, because updating takes awhile.

Story-alerting a story: 2 points

Story-favoriting a story: 3 points

Story-alerting multiple stories: 1 extra point per story, plus the 2 points for alerting it. So 3 points total.

Review a story: 5 points

Author-alerting me: 5 points

Complimenting my profile: 5 points

Story-favoriting multiple stories: 3 extra points per story, plus the 3 for favoriting it, so 6 points PER story in all.

Review multiple stories: 2 extra points per story, plus the 5 points for reviewing it. So 7 points PER story, basically

First to review a story: 3 points, plus the 5 points for reviewing it. So 8 points in all..

Author-favoriting me: 10 points

Mentioning me on your profile: 15 points

Linking to me on your profile: 20 points

Hating on my profile: -20 points (you think I'm kiddin'? Try me)

I know it might sound confusing, but it makes sense to me so don't worry. If you think I've calculated your points wrong, message me with your tally and I'll fix it. Because I'm sure I'll have been wrong. Haha. Also, don't just do everything just to get the points and move up in the ladder, then never talk to me again. If you do that, I'll take your points away. Because I can. Don't hate. Appreciate.

And, of course, if you take me off your profile or you un-favorite my story, etc. then you lose your points. Too bad, so sad. Wheee! Keep in mind that if you do get points on something AFTER I've updated, I will put a NEW next to your name.

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