Name: June
Gender: Female
Age: Teens
Interests: Japanese Anime/Manga, Fighting arts, Dance, Tennis, Ski-ing, Weoponry, Psychology, Japanese Pop, Rock/Heavy Metal, Theatre Arts and Literature.

Personality:

To be honest, I'm a bit of a prat. I love to sing, dance and act like the fool. I'm a faghag, who is probably too accepting of sexualities and kinks, and I parade that around. I'm a fool who loves her friends, and gets bitchy about enemies. I'm the girl next door, the attractive one, who you later see walking into a lampost. I'm not all that keen on religion, and the only thing I really believe in is ribbons and sugary food. I like to perform Tarot Card readings and I'm almost never without a crystal or some good luck charm.

As for my writing, well I'm foul mouthed, so I doubt I will ever be able to write anything under the Teen Rating. I've got a bit of a funny mind, sometimes it spouts the most random things, other times it spouts the scariest, or if I'm in the mood... it thinks out a sex scene. I'm a sucker for Romance and Drama, but I always love a bit of Humour, I find myself reluctantly drawn to Angst and every now and then I'll write a gruesome Horror - usually when I've had too much alcohol or caffeine. I'm usually a guilty culprit of either fairytales or fucked up teen stories.

Catch me on DeviantArt: http://x-hidanko-x.deviantart.com/

Catch me on YouTube: http://youtube.com/profile?user=EliteAssassinBbz

On Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/~xeliteassassinx

Or add me on Msn: lil_hypagirl0208@hotmail.co.uk I'm honestly a nice person! Talk to meee~

I am part of an online club on MSN, it's lots of fun and we love having people join. We're all practically insane and range from ages 13 - 30, if you're looking for a fun time and people to chat about anything and everything to, that's us. We're The Animanga Nazi's and we're lots of fun! So add me on MSN and ask to join~

I can be found on www.bebo.com Friend search 'CrimsonShock' and add me as a friend to view my profile.

I'm also on MySpace http://www.myspace.com/eliteassassinbbz but you will need to add me as a friend before you can view my profile.

Le Gasp! I now have gone and gotten a LiveJournal! http://eliteassassin.livejournal.com/

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! America... you were just pwned

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget (This is brilliant, I read this on Daggets profile and thought damn I agree)

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

Don't let the real world eat your muse~

June
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