Do you want to ruin your life? No, I mean, do you want to ENHANCE your life? Do you want to do more, be better, be the envy of your siblings, friends, and everyone else who actually sleeps? Well, then look no further, because this is the guide for you! In just eleven short steps you will learn EXACTLY how to become the masochist you've always dreamed of. What are you waiting for?
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