(Originally finished in 2015) An amateur painter gets his first real offer and, through the powers of procrastination, is left with a single afternoon to finish it.

Here is a list of quotes from everybody. Enjoy!

Esta historia cuenta los desvaríos de un grupo de amigos akiba. Esta historia contiene referencias a otras obras de ficción (novelas, videojuegos, manga, anime, películas etc.), ya sea de manera sutil o más directa.

A group of dysfunctional people of several age groups who hate working at their company.

Brone is having a bad day. All he wanted was some milk. And it turns into a whole adventure.

Why did Cleopatra take milk baths? There wasn't a cow tall enough for her to take a shower.

My final assignment for Writing 12, I decided to do a short story. I hope you enjoy, I can upload the original draft if anyone is interested. Rated T for mature subject matter and language.

Today. Today is the day. Today, I will not fail. Today, I will pickpocket someone!

A series of short stories glimpsing the life, adventures and misadventures of Olivia and Darcy. Two female bestfriends, one's a superhero and is an idiot when at home. Each chapter is its own story. M for swearing.

In a small town called Centralville, two girls with clashing personalities meet once more and an unexpected development occurs between them.

Conversations with my cats.

I'm not saying my brother is ugly, but he once went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application.

What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?

Welcome to Southview Academy's drama club - a tragedy of DMs, cold lunch, and a hell-long year of rehearsals.

"But Mom, what do you mean you'll tell me when I'm older?" All the things mommy didn't tell you about serious crap. Not really a traditional format or flow to a "regular" piece of fiction. Requests accepted.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Sarah is a 17 year old looking for a little romance and fun in her life. Unfortunately, her older siblings Elizabeth and David have other plans in mind. If it is every older sibling's job to harass their younger sister, than it's every younger sister's job to make sure they regret it. Follow Sarah through her hilarious quest of revenge.

Victoria Sterling is in love with John Stone but is much too afraid to tell him that face to face, so she goes ahead and writes to him in her diary, in hopes that one day, if she marries him, he will read them and discover the pain she suffered through those years.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

A short satire that I wrote about the absurdity that is modern radical feminism. I would like to make it clear that I do in fact support ACTUAL feminism. Deals with mature subject matter.

If you like these stories, please let my editors at "editor @ desertexposure . com" know (yeah, it silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, my doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

When Finn said he would get Tom out on Halloween night, he meant it.

My name is Page McLeggy and you're reading my online diary. BTW my life is shitty.

Why choose the lesser of two evils

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.