There's something about the new guy, and Ben's having a hard time putting his finger on it. (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says, "A beer for me and one for the road."

Two antennae meet on the roof of a bar, fall in love, and get married at that same bar. The ceremony wasn't so great, but the reception was great.

When an unnamed character finds herself in a strange courtroom, she discovers that she has committed a horrible crime, and things certainly are not as she might expect. Completely random and full of corny puns.

A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender tells them, "Hey! We don't serve food here!"

This is very gross, and short!

They are usually seen only during review episodes, two hosts for clashing personalities, close bond, and quick to anger. But what happens off stage?

Alphonse tries to make Shelly lunch.

The fact he had to go on this dumb suicide quest was not his fault. He was coerced, and he blamed the racist cult. He also blamed his really cute, but extremely assholeish, Sidekick, because why the fuck not. In which a guy picked by a prophecy swears he is the Wrong Guy for the Job...but in this story, he actually is. (satire of the classic quest story, slash m/m)

My name is Lucy Villa and I'm a best selling fantasy writer. Ok, maybe not yet, but I want to be. I just need an idea first. I try to spend my time at the Morning Dragon Cafe with my laptop open to a blank page as I wait for inspiration to come rushing in through the windows. Thing is it's hard to write fantasy when you live a world of fantasy yourself. Cover by LuizaLazar on DA

Tommy is just a Pumpkin who lives in an Orphanage that's run by the abusive Cat Clan. He's nothing more than an innocent child with a dream. He simply wants to become a Hamburger Flipper for Burger King, but sometimes even the simplest dreams can be so far away. Follow Tommy as he sets out from the Orphanage to become a Hamburger Flipper & meets lots of friends along the way.

It's how I view the forum 'When Darkness Returns'- it's like a family, in short. A crazy, fun-loving and random group of friends, but still like a family. Please alert me by PM/ review if I miss you out- I want to mention everyone out there in the forum thaliagrace123

Did you hear about the cheap bartender? He hired midget barmaids so the drinks would look bigger.

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you... but don't start anything."

This is my first short story about a clumsy, goofball teenager named Ben and the rest of his friends. Nothing but pure funny stuff. I'll upload more later on just bear with me here, and I hope you enjoy my short little stories. Please feel free to give me any feedback or write any random stuff or if you want to help me get some ideas. Thanks and enjoy.

Follow the adventures of a young adult, as him and his friends stumble through life and are met with many hilarious situations, along the way. My first attempt at a book guys, so please give it a go and review.

The Oreos are not what they seem...

Gentle Reader: In a world with magic, all sorts of things happen-because that's life. Yes, everything-from trying out new activities and watching my idiot roomies fight to the occasional drama. Sometimes I wake up, and I've switched bodies with somebody, or Raven is transgendered, or my best friend Ivy transforms into a trash can. There will always be something taking up my day.

So I dreamed I was being chased by zombies. Suddenly, a wild One Direction appears, followed by Justin Beiber. My wicked-awesome dream has abruptly turned into a nightmare. Also contains a random rant about the song "What Makes You Beautiful". (Fangirl flames are welcomed. I laugh in your faces.)

Inspired by the Fiction In 50 challenge, a collection of 25 flash fiction stories in 50 words or less.

Lo que comenzó cómo una "inofensiva" apuesta, termina en tragedia. "No hay nada peor que una mujer con el corazón roto."

When everything is normal people are lulled into a calming sense of false security. Everything is going according to plan. Everything is just as it should be. Everything is normal. Why should they worry? Why? I'll tell you why. Because at any moment, while we are relaxed in the normalcy of the world, that horrible phantom called chaos can slip, unnoticed into our lives.

A man walks into a bra. He's dyslexic.

Nicolette Mace is a private investigator with a more than rocky relationship with policeman, Fred Barlow. Follow her adventures between her life shaping cases as she works to earn a living whilst avoiding arrest, being put into hospital and used as a scapegoat for every thing that seems to go wrong around her. A collection of her random thoughts and events in her life.

Inspired by a dream I had last week. Damage Control-verse; Nathan POV.