They complained. We responded. Poorly. In The Response Division, burned-out employees reply to one-star reviews with sarcasm, spite, and the occasional holy water. Cursed candles, haunted soup, demonic hamster wheels—customer service has never been this petty. No refunds. No regrets. Probably possessed.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/20