"Pack your bags, honey! I've just won the lottery!" "What do you want me to pack?" "I don't care, just get the heck out!"

Various one shots that include my characters. They are mostly humor but that may change depending on the prompt being used or the character. This may also serve as a spot where I can post my various short stories :) I hope you all enjoy them!

Logan is a lone wolf, and is quite comfortable with staying perfectly normal in every conceivable way. Normal grades, normal behaviour. Nothing ever changes in his town. But everything changes after he has to guide the new kid, who is anything but normal. Things are going to change. Rated T for panic attacks, some swearing and MxM scenes. The rating may change.

Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Okay, I'll give it to your brother." Me: "I've changed my mind."

The Time Machine of Quizzical Origin, lovingly abbreviated the TMOQO, was the result of a late-night lab session by a dull genius named Theodore, also known as Ted. He and his dear friend Alexander decided that the best use of a time machine was not for anything heroic or scientific, but instead to traverse into another time to avoid their exams and have some fun.

What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?

Can Georgia's band win the Battle of the Bands?

Meet Tom, a cryptid legend who can transform into any type of being he desires on command. This is only a slice of the potentials that consist of his daily life.

Dustin is a 15 year old nerd who loves comics, video games and movies. But he is also not very nice and his bad behaviour gets him kicked out of his favourite game centre. Angry at this, Dustin wants revenge. So he takes inspiration from an action movie where the hero kills all the bad guys and saves the day. Dustin attempts to copy this. Will he succeed?

Barefoot Jenny gets on a dunk tank. Who will dunk her?

If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

In a short story, protagonist Viraf is subjected to a torturous bus ride to his hometown of Trablos (Tripoli), Lebanon.

Two cannibal cavemen try to resolve their dispute.

A strange short prose of creative fiction about owning a weird car.

Cowok ganteng? Sudah biasa. Tapi kalau cowok ganteng tapi koplak ini baru lain dari yang lain. Oc belong to their own author Just For Fun Humor Garing, Out Of Character, RnR?

A short history of a priceless antique.

A story for a friend.

How to Be the Best Customer You Could Possibly Be

An ugly young woman is befriended by a handsome prince, to his sorrow and to her empowerment. A wart is involved.

A magazine article about a sadly defunct disco band. A lot of the names were obtained by looking at Northumberland on Google Maps.

A New Year's party gets a little weird, and it's not even because she did anything wrong. Quite the opposite, really.

Enter the world of Roy Weston and his best friends Samantha "Sam" Stacey and Falcon Leis. This series follows the experiences and events that each of these characters goes through during their time in high school and beyond. This first book introduces all three characters during their entering of high school. The plot mostly centers on Roy and his new emotions when meeting Kinu.

We've all heard of "raining cats and dogs," but some things are a little ridiculous. What if it starts raining other animals?

A sneak peek at the inner workings of an exhausted tutor

Abby gets a little more than she expected when an experiment with her toys goes wrong.