These are my pro tips on how to survive from your angry, psycho, and just plain FREAKY, mother. Pro tip number one. Do NOT under any circumstances meet talking pigs, throw a 5000 pound Huntsman of a cliff, and/or have super strength, apple throwing abilities, and time stopping powers. Too bad I learned this AFTER I almost got killed by a psychotic genie.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 8/27/2014