This is a book about me, Claude, and you should read it, because if you don't the evil duck will get you. It almost got me, but I was too smart for it. Evil ducks are no match for my amazing skills. That's why I wrote this memoir: so you can learn from my immense wisdom and use your new-found skills to avoid unpleasant situations like violent death, or visiting your relatives.
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