When I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond bracelet," so that's what I'm getting her... nothing.

A modern day rubbish fairy tale based in a warped set of Dorsetshire villages. Chapter 12 has been mildly improved.

The Demon Lord wishes to summon a new commander to turn the tide in a losing war. Unfortunately, the person she summoned has no interest in fighting a war and instead just causes havoc all around the castle.

A fake news story-OR IS IT!

Stanley and J.J. are agents of the Secret Organisation Service with best friend form the future Sally and her uncle Mr Mad, they have to keep the world safe and find a way to stop the time war. But when Sally's past comes back to bite them in the arse, the two friends must go on a Adventure to find Sally and save her and the world. A tall order for two fourteen year old genius boys

Taking place days after Issue 8's climactic ending, Technolocity, The Void League, and Night Shadow's sinister foes find themselves locked in Sector Nine: the most powerful prison in the United States. But when The Void League wish to go to a demolition derby, they'll need to find creative ways of breaking out before it's too late. Mason and Sydney head out on a special date.

You can avoid growing up, but you can't help getting old.

What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?

Two unlikely people form a friendship and all the oddness that goes with it in a series of events. Read and review.

The Scariest Lessons!

Fairy tales like you know them. Everyone is related, curses galore, veganism! its a great life for these characters ! NOT!

Crestfallen that no teachers and friends will listen to them about the stolen notebook, Michelle, Vanessa, and Gregory take matters into own hands. They become costumed vigilantes known as The Ballin' Pranksters and strive to get back at Charlotte. But just as they prepare for their big plan, they attract the attention of desperate news reporter, Eartha Withers.

Jack Harper, a booze-addled tornado of narcissism and stupidity, decides that the reason his self-published books aren't selling is because they contain ideas that are too far ahead of the curve. Jack, unwilling to let his books be trapped in a time in which no-one appreciates them, decides to commandeer the Large Hadron Collider in order to travel 800 years forward in time.

Emily Amber Olson hated Wednesdays, and if she was sure of one thing in life, it was that Wednesdays hated her too. (short story, may possibly be rewritten and extended)

Jack Harper, a booze-addled tornado of narcissism and stupidity, has an issue with an Apple iPod that he interprets as a sign that the Biblical End Times are indeed coming. This short story depicts the tale of one man's tragic descent into Apple-hating madness.

Just a life of a Cashier and a Karen

Isabel is an average girl looking for average friends... but instead she ends up meeting an overdressed, crime-fighting book club with supernatural abilities and a floating skull for a mascot. Welcome to the Ivory Tower Book Club, where nonsense and dapper clothes reign supreme.

Four friends dress up as characters from an old cartoon for a costume party.

After the events of An Eye for an iPod, Jack Harper, a booze-addled tornado of narcissism and stupidity, is at it again. This time, Jack ushers in a new technological era in his household by installing a piece of software to halve his family's internet speed. But is Jack's magic connection-slowing program all it seems?

A fun safe family legend.

The musical breafast food has come on. After several years, what has happened?

Camille is a young college student minding her business while working at Starbucks when Tesday walks in the door. After that her whole life will never be the same. Tesday is insane... possibly. She's certainly bad for your health, but in a good way.

Samedi soir. En amoureux. Fin novembre. 2020. Année de la loose. COVID. Confinement. Ou plutôt : reconfinement un peu déconfiné malgré tout confiné mais pas trop quand même. On a la dalle. [NOUVELLE COURTE]

A fake article about a fake singer.

A scientist on holiday is still a scientist. Chapter 1 is the regular version of the story. Chapter 2 is the rhyming version.