A look at a beardy-weirdy hipster.

A guy and a ball.

A series of short stories glimpsing the life, adventures and misadventures of Olivia and Darcy. Two female bestfriends, one's a superhero and is an idiot when at home. Each chapter is its own story. M for swearing.

Sont relatées ici les trépidantes aventures de l'équipage d'un capitaine quelque peu félin et de ses amis un peu teubés. Toute coïncidence ou ressemblance avec des personnages réels n'est ni fortuite ni involontaire. Vous pouvez cliquer sur ce lien par curiosité, mais vous serez prévenus: c'est à vos risques et périls.

This is a parody of those EBS tests we all grew up watching on TV!

Stupid Dog! You Made me Look Bad! Aboogaboogaboogabooga!

This was a weird story i wrote about a teacher because that teacher wanted that

One day your luck will run out. That's what I've been told, but as life would have it, I'm still pretty lucky. At least, I'm crossing my fingers to get out of these crazy predicaments with my sharp wits and good luck.

Why did Cleopatra take milk baths? There wasn't a cow tall enough for her to take a shower.

Just like Barney, but different.

A sitcom-style fic about students at a boarding school; one they can never leave unless they age out or they break out. The story follows Montgomery Jackson Northwood, leader of a large school Clique (the Northwood Clique) and his struggles with other Cliques (Popularity Clique, various Bullying Cliques, etc.). His goal is to lead a mass breakout from Dover Academy.

The band that never was. Not that anyone's complaining.

Is "It" what we think it is?

The hectic and occasionally spooky adventures of siblings Michelle and Jared.

Working retail is hell...literally. Based on a Tumblr post/idea. Humor/horror

Two brothers with a large sibling rivalry left in their bedroom for a weekend. What could go wrong between football fanatic Arato and his literature loving brother Neo? Without the ability to tattletale on each other and their only contact with their family being the arrival of basic needs, will the brothers mentally survive the weekend without the worry of physical survival?

The accomplishments of a true mystery man, documented for posterity.

An alien from outer space is in for a surprise.

I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles. You're going to get what you expect if you read.

My name is Page McLeggy and you're reading my online diary. BTW my life is shitty.

What else can I be? Chocolate cake with rainbow sprinkles or something?

If you like these stories, please let my editors at "editor @ desertexposure . com" know (yeah, it silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, my doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

Four of Stephen's body parts are talking. Stephen can't stand it. Based on The Annoying Orange.

These people need some food here.

Since I got too much time on my hands, TommDX forced me to find one of his games! Rats!