If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked?

In two days, I have managed to throw a man off a cliff, fight a psychotic genie, and am now prepared to jump into a moat with two pigs to save a comatose girl. (Who was supposed to be me.) And, of course, said moat is filled with three sea monsters related to sirens, and a temperamental sea dragon named Herb.

After Seb has to kidnap a girl for leverage, he realizes that kidnapping may not be the easiest thing in the world to do...but will kidnapping this slighting off girl prove more useful than Seb thinks? Could it help him discover new thinks about himself? Or will it just destroy what little sanity he has left?

Même dans une période de ciel noir, on peut trouver quelques éclats et la chaleur du soleil...Romantisme, fraternité, amour, cordialité...Ou pas !

Who wants to date who? How is your Gaydar? Better be pretty good to see the ending of this one!

I talk about how wonderful the 2016 Election in the Untied States is going! with absolutely no sarcasm at all!

You know the first thing Bill does after sex? He calls Hillary to tell her he'll be home soon.

My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't.

This is based on a poor and unfunny joke, and will be used as the basis for many weird scenes based on poor and unfunny jokes or generally silly ideas. Each chapter will be a stand-alone load of twaddle and the whole thing will bounce around history and sanity like an anachronistic anarchic loon. A pick and read if you will. This will probably end with chapter 40.

Raita is quite prone to making those around her irritated by her annoying personality. So, what to do? Make everyone more annoyed! Starring Imouto Chan, Karmen, Dark, Fetish Chan, and others!

¿Alguna vez te imaginaste cuan dura era la vida de una rata? ¡Entonces imagina la de una rata alistada en el ejercito! Una pequeña saga de historias cortas sobre unas ratas un tanto especiales. Intentare agregar una nueva parte una vez por semana.

It's not Pillow Talk, it's Just Talk, which is made of small vignettes about life and other random things.

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"I'm a little busy right now, there will be no description... It's hard to plan an escape and successfully get this shit done."

When a crab develops a sore throat, a passing emphatic fish is determined to help relieve its pain... much to the crab's annoyance.

Watch Sam take forever to figure out what happened to him. You can't blame him, though; the afterlife's just not what it used to be.

When sweet Abigail Lawdon stumbles upon the supposedly haunted Alvarado mansion, she's not sure what she'll find. What she does find, is every teenage girl's dream: seven extremely hot boys, each of them incarnations of the 12 Zodiac Signs. But along with these boys comes the trials of their family, complete with a long lost family member and a celestial deity that'll kill.

The Thompson's go out for dinner one night, and what the heck is wrong with baby George?

Mary och hennes kompisar får problem när det ska lösa ett mysterium.

A random spew of my many experience's with a straight jacket

Petit Recueil de mes "aventures" et celles de mes ami(e)s. Uniquement pour nous faire rire et passer un moment plus ou moins euphorisant.

Aj and Jonah, two super-hero rejects who make their living hunting monsters, enjoy their days reveling in the strange goings-on of Marble City. From aliens to milk-men, this pair is ready for almost any challenge.

Van and Blake are two teenagers behind a small project called The Big Helpers, where they help out people with their problems. No matter how big or small. Join the two as they attempt to help their community one problem at a time.

A group of friends irresponsibly nicknamed The Corner Dozen are involved in a series of seemingly unrelated short stories.

Sylvia was just lying on her bed, minding her own business, hating her life when she sees a boy that looks unnervingly like Once Upon a Time's Robbie Kay sitting on her window sill. She thinks its Peter Pan. She hopes it is and hopes it isn't at the same time. Short, dialogue based parody/humor story. Rated T for language and suggestive themes, including sexual dialogue.