Alice has the most boring life in the world. She has the most boring family, the most boring marriage, and the most boring name in the world. What happens when Alice snaps? Come along for the ride and see what happens when the crux of the situation is that you're bored. This is the first "The Crux" book. Alice and the day Alice went out for cigarettes.

A new company has come into being, but what are they selling?

Mr. Williamson, Ted the Alligator, Peter, Godiva, Joebear, Kissy, Miss Oreo, and I talk about why we are leaving the planet. Rated T for a few swear words and a suggestive comment

When I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond bracelet," so that's what I'm getting her... nothing.

Just a life of a Cashier and a Karen

When the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs fell, one teenaged T-Rex named Tyrone made a desperate wish: "I wish I could keep dodging that!" As a result of the wish, Tyrone was made immortal so he could keep dodging meteorites that magically pop into existence just so he can dodge them. He's SO bad at dodging them that it makes him think. . ."Yo, Tyrone! Why ain't you extinct?"

Why didn't the turkey have any pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? It was stuffed.

Camille is a young college student minding her business while working at Starbucks when Tesday walks in the door. After that her whole life will never be the same. Tesday is insane... possibly. She's certainly bad for your health, but in a good way.

Wesley and Beau are getting ready for 4th of July festivities when things start to go a little off track, ending with their mom's shed going up in flames. Playing with firecrackers is just never a good idea! Part of the His Plan series, but set a few years into the future, putting them in 2020. Wes is 39, Beau is 29 and TJ is now 19.

Covid has made my life better.

Man's best friend doesn't always apply.

Un grupo de amigos argentinos hacen cagadas todos los días en su vida escolar, nada raro si vivís en Argentina, siempre pasan cosas turbias, pero estos pibes se pasan de tontos. Relatos cortos.

A fake news report. This is related to a concept introduced by fellow writer Renulen: What if women's feet were looked upon as sexual objects, nuch like breasts, by our society? Thanks for letting me use this Renulen!

Michelle Wittman has always enjoyed pulling pranks with her friends, Gregory Sport and Vanessa Bowman. She records all of her best work and her personal thoughts inside of a secret journal. But she recklessly challenges her longtime rival, Charlotte Withers to a badminton game, her journal falls into the wrong hands. Now, she and her friends must suffer the consequences.

You can avoid growing up, but you can't help getting old.

Autistic young drawer Mick Salesman has had enough of being bullied and wishes his life was just like his comic book character's perfect life. He gets sucked in his book. He soon realizes, maybe his real life isn't so bad after all

A recent idea for a cartoon I had. Two responsible siblings somehow always end up in bad situations. And somehow always get out.

A (thankfully) fake news story.

Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Okay, I'll give it to your brother." Me: "I've changed my mind."

In the not - so - near future, people are being found with superhuman abilities for the first time. After multiple atomic wars, governments rebuild, while struggling to maintain order among the people. What do they do? Employ superhumans, of course! This is set in Japan, following a highschooler by the name of Oyama Shimasa and his adventures as he balances school and 'work' life.

The adventures of Stella and Marcus.

Daniel Rose was one to fit under many middle-school stereotypes. But above all, he was the class prankster, the one to beat, and he has yet to meet his match. However, this one girl just might do the trick. Oh! And apparently, she's also his tutor! One-shot.

A very serious day in the life of the deadliest predator known to mankind: the common house cat.

A knight with a curse decides to do what no one ever seems to think to do: whatever the hell he wants to do!

As a college librarian I'm working from home a lot these days. My boss makes me fill out a "work log" but it's not entirely accurate. Here's what I really do all day! Rated T for sexual humor and brief violent images.