Have you ever how the 'unique quest chains' are born, how 'mega-rare super-items' just drop out of thin air, and why every random minor character in the starting village is a hidden expert? I am the reason. Because there is no game. Only me, my sleeves and cheap tricks to prove to the millions of the players that... This game definitely does exist.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

This is the story about my most embarrassing moment in high school. I had to write about a time I felt a strong emotion for my college creative writing class, so here it is. I both laughed and cried thinking of this story, but I had to get it off my chest.

I have a brother that is really REALLY lazy and I want him to change!

I myself wouldn't have reported this family history so heinous and uncomfortable, so laughably obscene, and make a novella out of them if I didn't consider them quintessential to understand the human condition. I myself wouldn't have ever counted this USA small-town the source of fantastical mysteries that leaves one to scratch you, the reader's head.

Why would a large town have such a silly name?

One-star reviews meet genre chaos in this collection of micro-tales born from petty rants and Yelp meltdowns. From haunted hamster wheels to post-apocalyptic birthday cakes, each story reimagines bad customer service with dark humor and absurd twists. New stories weekly. Rage reviews welcome.

They complained. We responded. Poorly. In The Response Division, burned-out employees reply to one-star reviews with sarcasm, spite, and the occasional holy water. Cursed candles, haunted soup, demonic hamster wheels—customer service has never been this petty. No refunds. No regrets. Probably possessed.

Did you hear about the big fight between Madonna, Jewel, Cher, and Fabio? They're no longer on a first-name basis.

An IT nightmare. A cautionary tale. A massacre of common sense.

A pizzeria owner and his employees learn lessons in economics as they partake in wacky adventures.

Este cuento fue finalista del concurso de cuento para personas en condición de discapacidad visual del INCI en Colombia en el año 2020. Una persona con baja visión quiere algo que pide ante un instituto de ciegos.

Living with your grandparents comes with challenges.

Why call it "emotional baggage" when we could be calling it "griefcase"?

Carl was just a rabbit, but even an ordinary rabbit can still have his own magic.

Um trote de Halloween é planejado por Edward e seus amigos da escola, mas uma coisa terrível acontece. #Contém palmadas não- sexuais. Palavrão e Sex Scenes. #Atenção: NÃO GOSTA, NÃO LEIA!

Some are born for glory, forged in battle, with their destiny written in the stars. Hans is not one of them. His life has been a series of disasters turned into accidental victories. Capturing the most wanted bandit in the region? He did it—by rolling down a hill while chasing his chicken. Defeating a dragon? Also, yes—though only because he accidentally threw a bucket of water at

Hanging out with Rocking Ronnie Hawkins

The journey is ofttimes more rewarding than reaching the top.

A wannabe evil android relates her HQ's history and her turn to the good side. A self-parody of an old sci-fi story I wrote, based upon a French self-parody made by a close friend. **This is an old story posted here for your enjoyment. I no longer write, so I don't accept offers related to commission, comic books, and any such offers. Please do not contact me about such offers!*

Is up to the Laughing Detective to show his skill and prove Julie innocence in his biggest case yet

It was an adventure to cross the intersection of Mitchell Bridge Road and I-78 just to get to the Aldi across from Publix. Traffic was bumper to bumper on Mitchell Bridge Road on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, so it was a feat just to cross the street without getting into a horrible accident. Patches was the emotional support cat that was randomly sitting in the front seat of my vehicle.

After an already hectic day, I went grocery shopping during the pandemic before work. This is not a stand-alone story per se; it is part of an unofficial series. It is one of the first stories of a spin-off of my novel, More of the Same. Warning: There are cuss words in this story.

So this is the "other" part of the story, it takes place at the exact time of (The Party) the only difference is the perspective so while some parts will over lap there is a lot you won't know about if you only read one or the other but you don't need to read both in order to understand/ read the story