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The Art Student by KylieAyn
Nadie bumps into a businessman. "Oh, excuse me, sorry!" She stammers, stepping back from their point of impact on the bustling Manhattan sidewalk. He grunts and continues on his way. Nadie doesn't seem surprised by this, much less perturbed, and ducks into the alley to snicker. Her deft fingers slide into her pocket and extracts the businessman's wallet.
Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Published: 17h
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) by Random Acts of Nonsense reviews
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
The Ultimate Trip with my Wingman by DarkRai
William was your typical businessman. He went to work every weekday, filed paperwork, dealt with his boss, and pushed more papers. Silvie, his best friend, was the complete opposite. She was a carefree spirit, super outgoing, worked her own hours, and did whatever the hell she wanted. One day Will and Silvie plan a trip to go pick up chicks, and off went their adventure.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Published: 3/23
Mess with my friends I mess you up by Cowboy-4-Christ reviews
You do anything to my friends I'll do everything to you
Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23
Fractured Fairytales: Crazy Stories by EmTheDemiFairy
This is a series of comedic or creepy stories that are based on or of the idea of a fairytale. It could have fantasy or reality. It could be humorous or serious. Some are crazier or more random than other, but are all the not as mind compiled or put together as some works.
Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Published: 3/21
Earth Is Not a Battery by Nat Blue
The beginning of the end started with the obliteration of all dandelions on the planet. The change made the world cringe, however, in a very subtle, barely noticeable way. To say the least, nobody was specifically interested in why the dandelions had all suddenly vanished in less than a blink of an eye. And then the sun devoured the planet.
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
RaisingDad V by RaisingDad reviews
I feel sorry for the people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Love your imperfections by Drypteis
[Challenge de Mars 2017 – Collectif NONAME] Une chanson des Killers retentit dans un bar. Trois points de vue sur ce qui peut bien survenir par la suite.
Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
The Actual Power of The Pen by Waves-Of-Writing
ANOTHER C.O.W. AN author gets trapped in her own book. If you didn't read my other C.O.W.(s) I'll explain. C.O.W. is a game where you write down a character, obstacle, and a want. They get mixed up. Everyone gets one of each. I played this with my writing class. Then you write a story about it. This is mine: C: Author O:An alien(His name is F.R.A.N.K.) W: a (VERY UGLY) dress.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Published: 3/19
Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! by Random Acts of Nonsense reviews
First Man: "In the middle of sex, my wife beat the crap out of me." Second Man: "I thought your wife was out of town?" First Man: "SO DID I!"
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18
Fractured Fairytales: Cinderfella by addledwalrus reviews
A young man gets a little more than he wished for upon meeting a woman with magical powers.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18 - Complete
Supernerd by EffectiveAltruism
I'm a tech-based superhero. I can tell your death rays from your death beams, if you know what I'm saying. My hero name is "Ion". That's the kind of name that really gets the kids jazzed. Stoked to the max. It's a rad name, is what I'm saying. Right now I'm interrupting a guy trying to rob an old lady.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,177 - Published: 3/16
Merman's Adventure by Waves-Of-Writing
This is something I wrote in my Writing class. We were playing a game called C.O.W. You write down a character, obstacle, and a want. They get mixed up. Everyone gets one of each. Then you write a story about it. This is mine: C: Merman O: Olive W: a baloney sandwich Keep in mind this is not my best writing and just for Fun.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
Burning Flames by Murposifly reviews
Flora has constantly been restricted by her less than average memory. Now, she must get past this obstacle to accomplish her life's mission
Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 6/9/2015
Alt-Right Wife by JesusPieceSheamus
Sasha's xenophobic, homophobic, self-hating bisexual online girlfriend Charlotte moves into her apartment complex, causing several wacky misadventures. Her next door neighbor, Xavier, attempts to break them up, Her best friend, Bayley, frequently tries to instill diehard liberalism into everyone within earshot, and a fellow tenant, Becky, struggles living with her roommate Alexa.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8
A Cheetah in the Mall by Shadowgate
This is based on a dream I had.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
Graveyard Shift by FriendlyWeirdo845
Being a delivery boy can be more exciting than most people give it credit for. My first fiction with accents and dialouge seprerated from other pieces of dialogue.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
Grand Theft Pizza by FriendlyWeirdo845
All Richard wanted to do was enjoy his pizza. But however, fate had other ideas. Feel free to critique this and my novel, Tokyo's Black Bullet.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Published: 3/6
My Time with Doctor David Risona by Jave Harron reviews
I spent three weeks living with an online friend I never met in person. I knew he was a mad scientist, but he nevertheless managed to surprise me.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
Quiet Behavior in the Restaurant by Shadowgate
Andrew and Monica have a terrible time at a restaurant.
Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Published: 3/4 - Complete
Les chats sont démoniaques mais on les aime quand même by Ailaeen
Tranches de vie de la propriétaire d'un chat facétieux ou un recueil des bêtises d'un chat.
Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Published: 3/2
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine by Random Acts of Nonsense reviews
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked? If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that)
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/2/2015
The Funny Thing Is by MelzDayDreamer19 reviews
Just random thoughts and feelings about random things that may or may not happen to you. Basically just my thoughts on things and stories about things that have happened to me.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 50,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Escape from Robodeath Island by Jave Harron
A small group of high-school students are stranded on a small island after a field trip goes awry, and then a strange death machine begins picking them off.
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
Language Troll by Izzu
In all seriousness, I wouldn't make a good research subject for anyone to study.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
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