Comment rester calme quand personne ne vous respecte ou ne respecte quoique ce soit ? Histoire à chute

A series of drabbles poking fun at tropes I am So Over.

Every winter the ground is covered by sheets of ice, but that will not stop students from reaching their buses. (I don't know if the genres I chose were accurate, this is just something fun and silly I wrote)

Seven-year-old Billy is secretly a nudist. Hijinks ensue.

You know why I don't eat clown burgers? They taste funny.

Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Okay, I'll give it to your brother." Me: "I've changed my mind."

Obsessed with Online Gaming, Laura Donahue spends her days living off her trust fund and trying to prove to SMITHLOL that she isn't the spoiled brat he considers her to be. When her roommate gets into trouble with a local Drug Lord, Laura finds herself pulled from the virtual world of raids and bosses into a real-life raid with a real-life boss. Perhaps her last.

A farcical take on The Ring.

Follow four main characters live in the crazy town of Normalville, where things obviously don't go so normal...

What comes from a shooting star is not always what you think.

"I, as part of Lucifer's Order Of Flames, command you, Simon, to take me out to a luncheonette called Starbucks." His name out of the mouth of a supposedly flagitious creature was, surprisingly enough, not the weirdest thing Simon had faced today. Seeing a Demon blast out of his fireplace was second on that very list. And a Demon now sat comfortably on his armchair was the first.

It was everything which was abhorrent! I was supposed to be studying, not being roped into playing a game of hide and seek with a group of immature children! However, they had behaved abominably towards me and I was fiercely determined to win this game to prove to them that I was, indeed, most definitely, not too old to be playing!

A continuation of my Dawn/Rosa series. I guess this technically doesn't really count as humor, but my other stories about them are here, so I thought it would be better to have it here, as well.

If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

A detective has been hired to investigate a peculiar case. However, as the investigation goes on, the case becomes far stranger with each new piece of evidence.

They Are Smol takes place in the near future after a disastrous first contact and the subsequent accidental invasion of Earth. Humanity is on a rapid uplift schedule, partly because our alien neighbors feel guilty, partly because having another allied species is a boon all around, and partly because it took us something like 150,000 years to learn how to plant grain.

Robert P. Richard is a detective who has no real experience in detective work, but still some how solves his mysteries. Join Detective Robert and his sidekick, George in their fun mysteries. -Paul E. Wog

A series of one-liners, drabbles, and scenarios that detail how terrible, dumb, and just awful other people can be.

From reddit's r/WritingPrompts, "It's too late, foolish heroes!" Crowed the villain as he pushed the Doomsday Button. "...wait, why isn't it working?" (Profanity)

Sometimes, the worst Writer Problem is picking out what point of view to use for a piece.

From reddit's r/WritingPrompts "You never thought your superpower of turning water into wine would be useful for anything other than a cool party trick, until now." Very short.

(Profanity) From reddit's r/WritingPrompts: "You are taking a shower. While taking the shampoo out of your eyes, you sense the lights went off. Or so you thought; When you open your eyes, you are standing in a candle-lit magic circle, surrounded by still bodies of robed people, otherwise completely alone."

From r/WritingPrompts "You are the sidekick of one of the world's best superheroes. One day you are kidnapped and held hostage by the villains. After talking to them, you realize that they really aren't that bad." Could be the same world as the Incendia and Vox stories

From r/WritingPrompts on Reddit, "The sign above the button reads "Do Not Press." You take a deep breath and reach out your hand..."

Las desventuras de una rana mascota que, al verse expulsado de su hogar, tendrá que buscar la forma de sobrevivir. Teniendo que sobrevivir a agua ponzoñosa, a un asaltante y a un choque automovilístico en masa. Mi primera publicación.