I have no idea what I am saying. Mostly just playing.

See, where would we be without colors?

Nonsense verse.

Nonsense verse for the 21st century.

Nonsense verse with elements of the surreal. bizzarre and random.

You are in the statistics class and the internet is not working.

Poem. Very Short. Funny thoughts of a bride to be. Shallow but pretty. "His parents have money, don't "eff" this one up honey"

Remember when you were bored in class? *cough*Spanish*cough* This will literally take a minute of your time, just the amount of time it took me to write the rough draft. (P.S. This is basically the rough draft.) Get your pants ready, this is some hardcore teen writing.

A Clerihew.

A New Millennial take on a nursery rhyme.

A surreal, bizarre and fantastical piece of nonsense verse.

Poetry for railway nerds. This came to me while ambling up and down Swanage railway station. This poem is supposed to be funny but probably isn't. Apologies to Mr. Simon and Mr. Garfunkel and all others involved in the pre-ruined song.

A poem written by a worm about a horrific experience he had wherein he was almost dissected. I wrote it when I was 11, for Science. Don't take it too seriously.

The poem he wrote in English Lit to impress the girl with the razor blade wrists as she surreptitiously pretended not to be looking at his notebook which she definitely was looking at.

Fantastical nonsense

I think that we've all had mornings like this...

A humorous poem about metaphors, and the importance of word choice.

Trying to finish something when sleepy.

How to properly insult someone with none other than Shakespearian Insults! Thou are a pribbling crook-pated skainsmate! Just kidding :-)

Humorous little poem about someone's lost belt - This is part of a mass upload of everything I have written in the last decade, quality may vary.

Internet safety.

I suppose it can be said I'm one of the lucky ones, I've never really been faced with writer's block. I've never really had a deadline either and the two do seem to go together. But if you do happen to find one, send it my way. I really do need a place to put my beer.

An almost true story.

This was suppose to be our final for my creative writing class. I kept bringing up diff ideas to him but he never liked them he kept saying "Pick a moment" (basically wanted me to write about a guy I dated and how we broke up... boring!) I said I would but instead I made this poem making fun of him. And each section is from a different poem I tried writing. Hope you like it!

Teachers in the staffroom are rising up against Mr Gove, and each department has it's own opinion of what he deserves... This is all in good humour. The opinions expressed in this ballad are all for comedic value and are not the opinions of myself or any other contributing members.