May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.

Avoid poetry (I don't know what else to call it). The reason I wrote it is noted inside. The title has no connection to the content...

It's basically a poem about Zombies XD

I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.

This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.

A poem about this generations experience of life, social media and of course those dank memes. Each chapter is different, as it's about memes and mentions many by name I update the poem so it's different every time and up to date with more current memes.

Short Funny Lines

A short Independence Day poem

A collection of fairy tale based poems.

A cheeky poem about a detective who might not be exactly right for their job.

A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping

When your "date" goes wrong . . .

An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P

Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…

Something I wrote just for laughs.

A funny story about how my face became the way it is now. No pity please!

I wrote this back in eighth grade, but I think it is actually pretty decent. We had to write a poem in three minutes during class, and this is what happened.

A limerick on the subject of a sword who is a bard.

I am terrible at rhyming what would the greats do if the met me.

When you just can't catch a break

It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.

A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.

It started at school...

A Shakespearian tale of the great orange leader