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Stolen Treats by SpaceUnicorn1831
The tale of a delicious brownie.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 5/24 - Complete
Hey I Have a Question by superpsychtime reviews
I am sick and tired of this.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/16/2014
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by MolemanNineThousand
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,826 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/24
Off on a Jolly by Warner Hedgehog
Watching the comings and goings at a rail station recently, and this started to form..
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 5/21 - Complete
Praying To Mr Bingle by Sylvester Nino
Our speaker is on a crowded downtown street, amused by what he sees and at his relation to it...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 5/11
Vegetarian Arachnophobia by wardrobe-monster reviews
I have a mixed relationship with spiders. I hope this can help us both understand each other better 3
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6 - Complete
What Happens When I Am Bored by NakabaChan
A poem about being alone on a Google Document.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Complete
Updated Just Now by Orilynn reviews
Written throughout the course of the day while I very impatiently awaited an email. Rated for language.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
The Presentation by Death Spire
I wrote this poem right before I had to go up in front of my Sports Medicine class and do a presentation. Luckily it didn't g this bad.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
The Loaded Dog by Char44
"Dave roared and cursed the dog; brains he had to lack. And so Dave ran to a pub and kept watch through a crack. Tommy saw the entrance locked but saw the back door." The loaded dog is a story that might sound familiar to you; it was written by Henry Lawson. I have cut out scenes here and there and turned it into a (hopefully) amusing poem. See the full poem inside!
Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Published: 4/14 - Complete
My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/19/2008
A Compendium of Nonsense by terrapin01 reviews
I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/26/2014
A (Hopefully) Bad Fish Poem by RubyRJ
A poem about a fish. I hope it's bad, because that was what I was trying to make it.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Cookies by Topaz Colite
A poem on how cookies take over the world. This form of poetry is called an epistolary which means it is a narrative told through different kinds of media such as letters, recordings, news etc.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Published: 4/9
A Faithful Cane by ktoddhim
Thoughts of a blind person's cane as it is being used.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Complete
A Rabbit Named Rick by CartoonBoy2009
This Is a poem about my original character from a story I'm currently doing, telling about his personality and his life.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Published: 4/5 - Complete
Pictures Are Worth 1,000 Words, but 1,000 Words Are Worth About 695 by Zeroaria reviews
This was my attempt at a funny, relatable poem about myself.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22
A Poem About the Weather by Scott Duval reviews
It should be Spring by now.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
Pi Day! by FictionFox'95 reviews
Happy Pi day, Fictionpress! Enjoy my words of wisdumb.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Trevor by Eiyuu no Yuusha reviews
A poem in dedication to Trevor, the greatest maths teacher. Not serious, made for laughs
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12
The Halloween Parade by Bearthsong reviews
The Glubbering Goblins announce the arrival of the Wobbly Witches and the Clobbelly Clowns, who each make way for the next group of beings in the parade until finally the great King Cholly-Wah makes his entrance.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
All My Whimsies by Virtuella reviews
A collection of my humorous, whimsical or downright silly poems.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/8
Brotherhood of Unravelling Pants by Timescribe reviews
The true story of my annual wardrobe malfunctions while presenting poetry/other talks before a live (TV) audience.
Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
Alliterarium by Virtuella reviews
Just for fun: an alliterating poem for every letter of the alphabet.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7
I Have a Teacher by Shadow Dracow reviews
A short poem about, well...a teacher.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Complete
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