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Lost and Found by PerseShow reviews
Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11 - Complete
If You Love an Animal by PerseShow reviews
Something I wrote just for laughs.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10 - Complete
Scars by Mirra Shards reviews
A funny story about how my face became the way it is now. No pity please!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
Bored by Ismae Rienne reviews
I wrote this back in eighth grade, but I think it is actually pretty decent. We had to write a poem in three minutes during class, and this is what happened.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7
L'épée chantre by Amant des Oiseaux
A limerick on the subject of a sword who is a bard.
Rated: K - French - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 5/5 - Complete
They would by David-666
I am terrible at rhyming what would the greats do if the met me.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 5/2 - Complete
Stalemate by boggs reviews
When you just can't catch a break
Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
And the cat shall rule by CMfan5000 reviews
It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
Mama's Kitchen by TheWriterTriad
A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 4/13 - Complete
The Big Mouthed Chicken Boy by E Emmerich
It started at school...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 4/11
A Midsummer Orange Knight by cornucopia
A Shakespearian tale of the great orange leader
Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 4/11
Sin City Amsterdam by Rene van der Tas
About Amsterdam
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 4/10
Mister Shit by Rene van der Tas
Story about a cop
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 4/9 - Complete
Das ehrlichste Liebesbrief by Lady Seratopia
1 Hauch frischer Luft in einer Welt reif mit Idioten.
Rated: K - German - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Spares by puffygeemoth
Records of un-emo moments.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 452 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3
No Sense - Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops reviews
Too sleepy to sleep, Too hyper to run, Too tired to get up, And go lie down...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops
If I said I didn't Caribou you, Then I'd be a Lion, 'Cause I'm so happy you're Hare with me, That Hyena gonna leave you once you're mine...
Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
Fred by Mirra Shards reviews
This is the very first limerick I ever composed. There are two versions: The way I first thought of it, and how I would say it now. It had no meaning then, it was just fun words that rhymed.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
An Innocent's Thoughts by MasKaiHilFantic
A mere child, with nothing on the platter Even she knew what is the matter XD
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
Budgies by Mirra Shards
My favorite birds:) In memory of Mr. Periwinkle.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/19/2008
Selfish by Mikka Bouzu
Sort of a poem about the irony of expecting 'too much' in a relationship. Originally it was written as a song with a darker outlook but now it's more of funny 'why me' type of piece.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 3/19
Words by Raging Glow-worm
I was in a goofy mood and this was the result.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by MolemanNineThousand reviews
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 4/24/2015
Don't Walk on the Grasses! by DebbieKatz
Just some fun about walking on the lawn - or not.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 3/10 - Complete
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