This just a couple of parodies that I have made

So there are two types of themes that can potentially stem from a title like this; one obviously about love and romance and candy hearts and whatnot, the other about how love is the most ridiculous concept on the planet, pointing out all its flaws. This, falls into that category.

A simple cup of tea turns out to be not quite so simple...

A short tale of social relationship, desperate desire and fatality.

As summer gives way to fall, the mood changes with the season. Welcome back to school. A short freestyle on the end of summer By: a University student

A collection of humor poetry that I offered my English teacher as a graduation gift. Includes an epic dramatizing the time his right tire exploded, an extended ballad describing my attempted promposal, a mockery of my friend who kept on begging us for any food we could afford (except for green cheese) and that really dirty old softball helmet that itches my head.

None of this is supposed to make sense. Any history buffs here? Seriously, this was probably a low for me. Rock bottom? You'd be surprised.

in dis brudging awn awffenssivee po-uhm You can't stop wondering how long it is till it stops.

"Ma'Gerva!" I said, as I typed this poem

I am cat Heed my call. Come read this poem. Enjoy it all.

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.

I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.

May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.

Avoid poetry (I don't know what else to call it). The reason I wrote it is noted inside. The title has no connection to the content...

It's basically a poem about Zombies XD

I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.

This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.

A poem about this generations experience of life, social media and of course those dank memes. Each chapter is different, as it's about memes and mentions many by name I update the poem so it's different every time and up to date with more current memes.

Short Funny Lines

A short Independence Day poem

A collection of fairy tale based poems.

A cheeky poem about a detective who might not be exactly right for their job.

A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping

When your "date" goes wrong . . .

An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P