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No Sense by ShimmeringDewdrops
Too sleepy to sleep, Too hyper to run, Too tired to get up, And go lie down...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 1h - Complete
Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops
If I said I didn't Caribou you, Then I'd be a Lion, 'Cause I'm so happy you're Hare with me, That Hyena gonna leave you once you're mine...
Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 1h - Complete
Fred by Mirra Shards
This is the very first limerick I ever composed. There are two versions: The way I first thought of it, and how I would say it now. It had no meaning then, it was just fun words that rhymed.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
An Innocent's Thoughts by MasKaiHilFantic
A mere child, with nothing on the platter Even she knew what is the matter XD
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
Budgies by Mirra Shards
My favorite birds:) In memory of Mr. Periwinkle.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/19/2008
Selfish by Mikka Bouzu
Sort of a poem about the irony of expecting 'too much' in a relationship. Originally it was written as a song with a darker outlook but now it's more of funny 'why me' type of piece.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 3/19
Words by Raging Glow-worm
I was in a goofy mood and this was the result.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by MolemanNineThousand reviews
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 4/24/2015
Don't Walk on the Grasses! by DebbieKatz
Just some fun about walking on the lawn - or not.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 3/10 - Complete
Spares by puffygeemoth
Records of un-emo moments.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 396 - Published: 3/3
Foodie Poem by Teresa B. Barcelo
Because even poets can love food too.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 2/28
Dum, Dum, Diddly, Dum by Sky Reads Books
A humorous yet dark childish poem
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
Miserable Face by Lady Evelyn Thyme
The answer was simple, consisting of five simple words. l Senegal l Kelly l
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 2/8 - Complete
A New Friend by Shirley Lestrade
I wrote this one in ninth grade as part of an assignment.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 2/8 - Complete
I Once Had a Dollar by Shirley Lestrade
I wrote this poem when I was in fifth grade. It's one of the few that I like that I was required to write.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Complete
This New Confessional Of Yours by Space Ace
This free verse poem happens to be what a parishioner would say to a priest about the new confessional.
Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Ode to Laughter by wordaddict3
Everyone says that laughter is the best medicine. But it is so much more. The fifth poem in my anthology.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
Go Number Two Already by Space Ace
This free verse poem is what one of the mice is saying to the cat at a funeral.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
Cats eat you after you die by Celticchick3900 reviews
A cheerful poem about cats, this poem has nothing to do with being dumped. I'm 100% happy and have no problems at all and I'm definitely not lonely.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Morgens in der frühen Helle by Adria66
Ein kurzes, nicht ernstzunehmendes Gedicht von einer Frau, die auf ihren Mann wartete.
Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
Heartbreak Parody by FriendlyWeirdo845
This is a joke poem based around the topic of chasing after someone who just doesn't care. I hate this cliché, but this poem is just a joke, and even though there are curses in it, it's not serious or anything. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Complete
The Toe Once Stubbed by The Old Dude of the Mountain
By stubbing your toe, you unwittingly cast a curse upon it.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016
Payback by CMfan5000 reviews
Payback sings a siren song...
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Prompt: An ACTUAL Doctor by Repcal reviews
This was a prompt that I did some time ago which essentially was to write as if Dr. Seuss was an actual doctor. This was the result.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
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