The most messed up trash the world has to see.

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Humorous poem about our dependence on mobile phones.

the title says it all HAHAHAHHA R&R, thanks

Short poem.

I opened my door and I felt guilty at what I saw. He was right infront of me,and he was drenched from head to toe! " A wife tells her friends the tale of when she discovered her husband who wet from the rain. Look towards the story folks, for once, this woman didn't get angry!

Screaming Moms and Cleaning Rooms! Oh and you got to love chasing my dog, who...just so happens to love leaving his...gifts...

Welcome to Auburn Bay a little town within the USA for Here is home to a lizard with heart to goes by the name of mainly Sparx

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.

Writing prompt 15/1000. Prompt was "Design rules to make your roommate crazy, what are they and what happens because of it?"

Epic battles, amazing adventures, and spooky creatures lurking around every corner... Join Greatest Guy Ever in these crazy, hilarious, and often true-to-life Minecraft stories. This is the first segment of what I would like to make of more Minecraft stories.

A quirky little song/poem I wanted to try out about being clumsy, socially awkward, disorganized, and absent minded.

a poem of my hatred for school

A funny little thing of a poem, about people wanting bigger things.

Facts: So I heard you want facts? Oh, you wanted a normal human conservation, You're getting facts

I made a story called Judgmental Patty and while I buff that up, I decided to make a few poems about Patty's reactions to the months of the year. (CAUTION: Patty is awful... Like, really awful.)

This weird poem is about a boy and his dog.

My Dungeons and Dragons players decided that a large catfish they found was a deity. That wasn't even the worst thing they did. To commemorate one of our players moving to a new city (alas, we'll miss her), I wrote the story of her ridiculous character in the form of an "epic". The form I started with falls apart halfway through, but I am still working on it. Lots of inside jokes.

A poem about a girl who found something in her brothers room.

A limerick about lifestyle choices.

A limerick about economy.

The story of the Pious Knight and his little problem.

A poem betwixted with nihilism and sheepish hopefullness

Quand j'essaie de reprendre une fable de La Fontaine...

Just my attempt to make a poem using the alphabet. I'd say it's funny, but I wrote it, and you know. Perspective. Nah, I sill think that you'll think it's funny. Or I should hope you do.