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Ode, to Hide in Fear by David Goff
The tortures of day-time torment, the inhumanities of back-side itches, beheld within are the woes of my kind. B( R&R
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 8/26
The Little Shell Shaped Like a Bell by Obluda
A little ditty I dug up from my high school days that left me wondering where I went wrong as a writer and became such a Debbie Downer.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 8/21 - Complete
To-That-One-Girl by Polluted Blood
To think you think I care; For the fact you hate my guts; But really I'm just wondering; How to staple your mouth shut? (Warning: T for swearing)
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Published: 8/19 - Complete
Don't Run in the Halls by PurpleCloudEnthusiast
This is a parody song of "Beleive in yourself" the Arthur Theme song. I wrote this in the middle of the night so it is very very bad. So you can enjoy laughing at my skills XD
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 8/10 - Complete
The Ballad of Trash by Little Town reviews
Is it trash or not? It's up to you to find out...
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9 - Complete
Το σονέτο του πονοκεφάλου by neffieM
Ένα αστείο ποίημα για δύσκολους καιρούς. A funny poem for difficult times.
Rated: T - Greek - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 8/8 - Complete
GrowingUpWhite by Twitchy Lee
Since there is a lot of inequities finally surfacing within our society (i.e. Sandra Bland, Dallas, Trayvon Martin, ect...) there is also a lot of backlash. I took a situation that happened to me and told it like it is. Hopefully someone gets offended and reviews it.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Published: 7/29
Brain Damage by DeadOwl
s0mEtim3s th1ngz go FunNy in th3 brain...
Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Published: 7/26
Madness by DeadOwl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by MolemanNineThousand
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,878 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/24
Pie by crazykid666 reviews
I let my friend onto my Fictionpress account... This is what happened... And the weirdest thing is, she doesn't even like pie...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
Dear Mr Sandman by justafaceinthecrowd reviews
Light little rhyme on the annoying-ness of dreams
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Writing a Speech by FictionReader7 reviews
Writing speeches for a test seems easy, but for a formal function, not so much. Here is a poem about my experience
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4
The Conspiracy of the Ice-Cream Man by nelso555 reviews
Okay, maybe I could describe myself as being a little paranoid from time to time, but it's not my fault, I can't help it! Especially when the ice-cream man is a god-damn zombie!
Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3 - Complete
Beleaguered by kneipho1
This is in no way meant to offend. I had a hilarious conversation on the subject of social media with a multi-generational group of women, the other day. It made me laugh. Hopefully, the following will do the same for you.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Published: 6/30 - Complete
Wit, you idiot! by Bob Story Builder reviews
Something I randomly came up with.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24 - Complete
A Letter to Dreamland by Lin Yarnspin reviews
Complaint about dreaming...
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19 - Complete
I Am The Emperor! by TanteLiz reviews
This is my June 2015 entry in the Labyrinth writing contest. The prompt: Horror For Children. A dark and funny little homage to Shel Silverstein (think 'The ABZ Book', not 'The Giving Tree'), with apologies to the soul of Dr. Seuss. Horror/Parody
Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19
A Tribute Poem to Colin (kitty0706) Wyckoff by HawkeyeNextGen
A poem I created in tribute to the beloved and remembered Youtuber kitty0706. I hope you enjoy it. (FYI the reason why I rated this as T is that the references in here may lead to some content not suitable for children).
Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 6/17 - Complete
Procrastination by Lil' Fizz reviews
My first ever story/poem! Yaaay! And I thought I'd start with a funny one, one we can all relate to!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16 - Complete
Ode to the Moldy Brown Thing in the Back of My Refrigerator by Octavius Rutabaga the 3rd reviews
It's moldy. It's brown and old. IT'S IN THE BACK OF MY FRIGE
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/10 - Complete
Of Course, This Means War by Warner Hedgehog reviews
A battle bravely fought, who shall be victorious?
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5 - Complete
A Compendium of Nonsense by terrapin01 reviews
I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/26/2014
Poor Creativity by FaolanLupa reviews
Short little poem about my poor writing skills. Will add onto it.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2
Nibbles by McWolfy
A little silly poem that I wrote about a puppy trying to get his food from a doggy bag x3
Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 5/31 - Complete
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