This is a limerick I wrote for my "Creative Writing: Fiction and Poetry" class last year.

A poem I wrote about this girl from youtube. I'll post her picture after i get past the twenty four hour window.

This is one of those A-Z type poems we had to do this in my Creative Writing class and mine is really random. It is called Forgetting to Breath because when I say it out loud, I speak it very quickly with little breaths in between. Try it!

I really did. It was a serious one too, for a local contest. I'm really bad a writing poetry. It was terrible, so out of frustration I deleted it and wrote this.

These are characters that are all based on me they go with a story that I am writing and they all have a different piece of my personality. They are my clones.

Today is Valentine's Day.

As the title states, I am arguing with different sides of myself, enjoy!

America is just a dangerous zoo of abnormality...

Old nursery rhyme.

When the need for coffee, outweighs the voice of reason.

This one is published in a poetry book titled "donut touch me" which is how this poem was created. (I knew the title of the book ahead of time)

I wrote this during an open mic :D

When there are dishes to do, and only a cat to talk to.

Cereal Killing is fun. written for intro to poetry class. K

A poetic retelling of "Cinderella". Mike, the Magic Godfather - husband of the more famous Fairy Godmother - appears to help our forlorn heroine. After giving her the essentials that any future princess needs, he decides that HE's going to go to the Ball, too, and have himself a good time. Contains references to alcohol and some very minor cursing.

My attempt at a palindrome poem. Inspired by James A. Lindon's excellent "Doppelganger".

Hint: It is a weird poem about the mind. The rest of the interpretation is up to you. Please read and review c:

A poem about Godzilla.

A poem I wrote after I was stuck in traffic behind a red minivan.

A short poem about a Carwash.

A stupid rap about my favorite color. It's my first rap soooooo... ummm just don't expect it to be very good. Constructive criticism I am okay with.

It's a poem about cheesecake. Pretty straight forward. This was inspired by EpicThunder101 who wanted my first journal entry to be about cheesecake.

Not really sure how I got it, but for whatever reason it greatly amused me. Now I'm worried about the state of my mental health.

Just kidding, I like coconuts. And bananas.

Are you making pizza?