A short Independence Day poem

A collection of fairy tale based poems.

A cheeky poem about a detective who might not be exactly right for their job.

A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping

When your "date" goes wrong . . .

An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P

Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…

Something I wrote just for laughs.

A funny story about how my face became the way it is now. No pity please!

I wrote this back in eighth grade, but I think it is actually pretty decent. We had to write a poem in three minutes during class, and this is what happened.

A limerick on the subject of a sword who is a bard.

I am terrible at rhyming what would the greats do if the met me.

When you just can't catch a break

It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.

A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.

It started at school...

A Shakespearian tale of the great orange leader

About Amsterdam

Story about a cop

1 Hauch frischer Luft in einer Welt reif mit Idioten.

Records of un-emo moments.

Too sleepy to sleep, Too hyper to run, Too tired to get up, And go lie down...

If I said I didn't Caribou you, Then I'd be a Lion, 'Cause I'm so happy you're Hare with me, That Hyena gonna leave you once you're mine...

This is the very first limerick I ever composed. There are two versions: The way I first thought of it, and how I would say it now. It had no meaning then, it was just fun words that rhymed.

A mere child, with nothing on the platter Even she knew what is the matter XD