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Silly Poem by WrittenWithEmotionNotWords reviews
I have no idea what I am saying. Mostly just playing.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
Colors by WrittenWithEmotionNotWords
See, where would we be without colors?
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
The Ablution Regimens of Sylvia Plath And Ted Hughes by David Alexander Jackson
Nonsense verse.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Bobby Shafto - Ex Facebook Friend by David Alexander Jackson
Nonsense verse for the 21st century.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Kelly Brook Goes Fishing by David Alexander Jackson reviews
Nonsense verse with elements of the surreal. bizzarre and random.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
When the internet is not working by dbcWinter
You are in the statistics class and the internet is not working.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
The Wedding by bamafan95
Poem. Very Short. Funny thoughts of a bride to be. Shallow but pretty. "His parents have money, don't "eff" this one up honey"
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 4/14 - Complete
Bored by itsover9000
Remember when you were bored in class? *cough*Spanish*cough* This will literally take a minute of your time, just the amount of time it took me to write the rough draft. (P.S. This is basically the rough draft.) Get your pants ready, this is some hardcore teen writing.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 4/8 - Complete
Keira Knightley by David Alexander Jackson
A Clerihew.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Published: 4/8 - Complete
21st Century Contrary Mary by David Alexander Jackson
A New Millennial take on a nursery rhyme.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 4/8 - Complete
Albert Camus And His Existential Emu by David Alexander Jackson
A surreal, bizarre and fantastical piece of nonsense verse.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Published: 4/8
Dennis Robinson by Warner Hedgehog reviews
Poetry for railway nerds. This came to me while ambling up and down Swanage railway station. This poem is supposed to be funny but probably isn't. Apologies to Mr. Simon and Mr. Garfunkel and all others involved in the pre-ruined song.
Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Complete
That Classroom by Comix and Co reviews
A poem written by a worm about a horrific experience he had wherein he was almost dissected. I wrote it when I was 11, for Science. Don't take it too seriously.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Complete
The poem by nickyO reviews
The poem he wrote in English Lit to impress the girl with the razor blade wrists as she surreptitiously pretended not to be looking at his notebook which she definitely was looking at.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2
Penelope Cruz On The Idiosyncratic Use Of Microwave Ovens by David Alexander Jackson
Fantastical nonsense
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Published: 4/1
And This Is Before 9am! by inkspot1966 reviews
I think that we've all had mornings like this...
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1 - Complete
Metaphors by Beth N
A humorous poem about metaphors, and the importance of word choice.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
Finishing This Project by RisaRussell
Trying to finish something when sleepy.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
I Would Never! by Silena the Hedgehog reviews
How to properly insult someone with none other than Shakespearian Insults! Thou are a pribbling crook-pated skainsmate! Just kidding :-)
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
Lost and Found by AmazonGold
Humorous little poem about someone's lost belt - This is part of a mass upload of everything I have written in the last decade, quality may vary.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
Don't Feed the Trolls by Lion.of.Revelation reviews
Internet safety.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Complete
Writer's Block by SillySnowFox
I suppose it can be said I'm one of the lucky ones, I've never really been faced with writer's block. I've never really had a deadline either and the two do seem to go together. But if you do happen to find one, send it my way. I really do need a place to put my beer.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
Trying to mind my own business by PoeticExpressions
An almost true story.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
Pick a Moment by PoeticExpressions reviews
This was suppose to be our final for my creative writing class. I kept bringing up diff ideas to him but he never liked them he kept saying "Pick a moment" (basically wanted me to write about a guy I dated and how we broke up... boring!) I said I would but instead I made this poem making fun of him. And each section is from a different poem I tried writing. Hope you like it!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
A Murder Ballad for Michael Gove by distractionsdistractions reviews
Teachers in the staffroom are rising up against Mr Gove, and each department has it's own opinion of what he deserves... This is all in good humour. The opinions expressed in this ballad are all for comedic value and are not the opinions of myself or any other contributing members.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18 - Complete
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