Communities  Forums  PoetryHumor
Filters
12.5K | Page 1 2 3 4 11 .. Last Next »

Ode to Laughter by megha333
Everyone says that laughter is the best medicine. But it is so much more. The fifth poem in my anthology.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
Go Number Two Already by Space Ace
This free verse poem is what one of the mice is saying to the cat at a funeral.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
Cats eat you after you die by Celticchick3900 reviews
A cheerful poem about cats, this poem has nothing to do with being dumped. I'm 100% happy and have no problems at all and I'm definitely not lonely.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Morgens in der frühen Helle by Adria66
Ein kurzes, nicht ernstzunehmendes Gedicht von einer Frau, die auf ihren Mann wartete.
Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
Heartbreak Parody by FriendlyWeirdo845
This is a joke poem based around the topic of chasing after someone who just doesn't care. I hate this cliché, but this poem is just a joke, and even though there are curses in it, it's not serious or anything. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Complete
The Toe Once Stubbed by The Old Dude of the Mountain
By stubbing your toe, you unwittingly cast a curse upon it.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 12/24/2016
Payback by CMfan5000
Payback sings a siren song...
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Prompt: An ACTUAL Doctor by Repcal reviews
This was a prompt that I did some time ago which essentially was to write as if Dr. Seuss was an actual doctor. This was the result.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Nantucket by Rona Calan reviews
Every writer of limericks makes one eventually, right?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Complete
Drag Line by FDRS
The story of a 1998 Jeep Laredo with 300k miles on it.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 12/2/2016
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by MolemanNineThousand reviews
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles: An ongoing series by myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand, inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History; this is a multimedia project not limited to just text, as each battle will come with a corresponding video.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015
Future High by RhiDavi reviews
I little circle smoke song I wrote real quick for fun. Cannabis reference. (rated for language and drug reference I guess, let me know if this should be adjusted.)
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Complete
A Poem About Reading by girlandbook reviews
The love of reading
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Complete
TCP by Louellena
old poem (2004), 12 lines, free verse, format, if you were on FP back then you might remember these... ;)
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Complete
Crooked tooth by Louellena
old poem (2007), 7 lines, rhyme, off-set
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 10/27/2016
UGH! by TheEnglishSummer reviews
Just a little poem about acne- And a mistake I made today. Don't get bored and pop all your blackheads at once, kids.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Complete
Pickles by theradiantfern
Sometimes, people become bored and write odd stories/poems. This is one of those things.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Complete
My Collection Of Poetry by Murphy's Q. Law
All the depressive, happy, and confusing poetry I write.
Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Complete
Ramblings on: MATH by KorenBlofis reviews
Just what the title says: I hate math.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
Poem by TheO0032 reviews
A poem about someone's house. Not describing it at all.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
Purple Rocks by Mandrake
It's Funny
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Where is my mobile phone? by penny-tales
Humorous poem about our dependence on mobile phones.
Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 8/28/2016
silly organ stories: appendix poetry by walkmetoblivion
the title says it all HAHAHAHHA R&R, thanks
Rated: K - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Complete
How I Know the Robot Apocalypse is Coming by Ellie LaTraille
Short poem.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
Drenched from Head to Toe! by Crimson While Stealing reviews
I opened my door and I felt guilty at what I saw. He was right infront of me,and he was drenched from head to toe! " A wife tells her friends the tale of when she discovered her husband who wet from the rain. Look towards the story folks, for once, this woman didn't get angry!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
12.5K | Page 1 2 3 4 11 .. Last Next »