I hope you enjoy my very first mock-epic poem!

Pour rappel, les fourchelangues, ou virelangues, sont des phrases ou séquences de mots, contenant des syllabes phonétiquement proches que l'on doit prononcer très vite sans se tromper. C'est un exercice plaisant, autant à écrire qu'à réciter. Vous pouvez vous y essayer. J'espère que vous apprécierez ceux-ci. J'ai laissé libre cours à mon imagination...

A folkish poem regarding the slaying of a certain United Health CEO.

A short story about one cool frog who comes very far.

Just a funny little story of a young man, down on his luck, named Johnny.

Hello everyone, I hope you all are doing well! Here is a children's narrative poem aimed at big and small children who love toilet humor and fart jokes!

A prophecy I penned 2 nights before election night.

A Christmas-themed poem featuring lots of chaos.

A poem that mostly-jokingly complains about the lack of nice winter scenery.

A Limerick about a food war featuring traditional food from Mexico. [Please Read Author's Notes]

A Limerick using food personification featuring traditional Italian foods (Please Read Author's Notes]

A limerick about someone with perfect pitch

A limerick about sweet food battling in a bakery.

A Limerick about a boy named Billy who lives in a town in Philly who doesn't have a cold, mean demeanor, but a loony demeanor.

A Black Friday limerick featuring a "Karen" in a Best Buy store.

A Black Friday Limerick focusing on a "Karen" in a Target store during Black Friday shopping

Royalina and Ludovica engage in a heated rivalry to win Marcus's affections, but he remains completely oblivious to their advances and chaos ensues.

Natsumi-chan visits a store, hyped up about buying a Ludwig-kun figure but they are out of stock! She threw a hissy fit, demanding the workers to order more.

夏美ちゃんがルートヴィヒくんのフィギュアを買おうと意気込みお店を訪れるも、なんと在庫切れ！彼女はヒクヒクと発作を起こし、労働者たちにもっと注文するように要求した。

A tale from the great Hurricane, Milton, of the year 2024. Told in verse.

A limerick about a Bronx man and his riding of the ox.

A limerick about a doctor named Jack who was a "quack" to his patients.

A limerick about someone who gets a bride in the mail and pays her a quarter to break stuff and hide it.

A little poem about my little red book, which has upon it my writings

This is a humorous piece about storing information on a hard drive.