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Allying with Ghosts, While Gobbling some Demons by TheSilverMirror reviews
This is a poem I wrote after recent events in New York as of 11/01/2017 1:34 for Eastern Standard Time in the United States. I checked up with some friends, and they're mostly okay. Whatever. Battle on in the multiverses or whatever. Pulling out popcorn at a funeral is highly inappropriate.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Complete
song parodies by d4rk3lfb33s
This just a couple of parodies that I have made
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Published: 9/20/2017
Valentine's Day by MarshmallowUnicorn
So there are two types of themes that can potentially stem from a title like this; one obviously about love and romance and candy hearts and whatnot, the other about how love is the most ridiculous concept on the planet, pointing out all its flaws. This, falls into that category.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Complete
The Tale of the Tea by Christopher Thomas reviews
A simple cup of tea turns out to be not quite so simple...
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Complete
The Accident by Pachimari
A short tale of social relationship, desperate desire and fatality.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Complete
goodbye my friends by Fernachos reviews
As summer gives way to fall, the mood changes with the season. Welcome back to school. A short freestyle on the end of summer By: a University student
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2017
Petit Déjeuner by Marina x Machina reviews
A collection of humor poetry that I offered my English teacher as a graduation gift. Includes an epic dramatizing the time his right tire exploded, an extended ballad describing my attempted promposal, a mockery of my friend who kept on begging us for any food we could afford (except for green cheese) and that really dirty old softball helmet that itches my head.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Complete
john easton by UltearLaxus
None of this is supposed to make sense. Any history buffs here? Seriously, this was probably a low for me. Rock bottom? You'd be surprised.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
fourteen girls by UltearLaxus
in dis brudging awn awffenssivee po-uhm You can't stop wondering how long it is till it stops.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 9/3/2017
Ma' Gerva! by UltearLaxus
"Ma'Gerva!" I said, as I typed this poem
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
I am cat by CMfan5000 reviews
I am cat Heed my call. Come read this poem. Enjoy it all.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Complete
A Compendium of Nonsense by terrapin01 reviews
I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 4/26/2014
Selected Limericks by Luna Abbot reviews
May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 8/8/2017
All Are Fish by Seudonimo Voldeminty reviews
Avoid poetry (I don't know what else to call it). The reason I wrote it is noted inside. The title has no connection to the content... (Oh also maybe a slight warning for religion ...?)
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Complete
Dead Man by A. Mishelle Stokes
It's basically a poem about Zombies XD
Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Dead by A. Mishelle Stokes
I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Spider-Web by Amoridere
This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Complete
Dank Memes by Laughing.Thalia reviews
A poem about this generations experience of life, social media and of course those dank memes. Each chapter is different, as it's about memes and mentions many by name I update the poem so it's different every time and up to date with more current memes.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Complete
Fireworks by rhymemaker
A short Independence Day poem
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
Fairy Tale Falsehoods by Asteria Dawn reviews
A collection of fairy tale based poems.
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2017
The Mystery Display by Mourn8220House
A cheeky poem about a detective who might not be exactly right for their job.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Complete
The Din of Life (And How it Affects Me) by James Dotson
A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Complete
Impressive by Shirley Lestrade
When your "date" goes wrong . . .
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Complete
From his Coy Mistress by thatclichepoetryblog reviews
An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2017
Lost and Found by PerseShow reviews
Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Complete
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