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Petit Déjeuner by Marina x Machina reviews
A collection of humor poetry that I offered my English teacher as a graduation gift. Includes an epic dramatizing the time his right tire exploded, an extended ballad describing my attempted promposal, a mockery of my friend who kept on begging us for any food we could afford (except for green cheese) and that really dirty old softball helmet that itches my head.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Complete
john easton by UltearLaxus
None of this is supposed to make sense. Any history buffs here? Seriously, this was probably a low for me. Rock bottom? You'd be surprised.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
fourteen girls by UltearLaxus
in dis brudging awn awffenssivee po-uhm You can't stop wondering how long it is till it stops.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 9/3/2017
Ma' Gerva! by UltearLaxus
"Ma'Gerva!" I said, as I typed this poem
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
I am cat by CMfan5000 reviews
I am cat Heed my call. Come read this poem. Enjoy it all.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Complete
A Compendium of Nonsense by terrapin01 reviews
I will gradually be uploading all of my poetic scribblings to this story. I still occasionally generate some. (Un)fortunately you won't be able to see the doodles I've drawn in the margins. The Physix poem lost quite a bit of its "Oomph" since I can't use the proper symbols in it.
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 4/26/2014
Selected Limericks by Luna Abbot reviews
May not be appropriate for younger readers! Has language...sometimes.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 8/8/2017
All Are Fish by Seudonimo Voldeminty reviews
Avoid poetry (I don't know what else to call it). The reason I wrote it is noted inside. The title has no connection to the content... (Oh also maybe a slight warning for religion ...?)
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Complete
Dead Man by A. Mishelle Stokes
It's basically a poem about Zombies XD
Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Dead by A. Mishelle Stokes
I've always been interested in witchcraft, paganism, neo-paganism, etc. When I was a kid, I even wrote my own spells, but my spell book was lost to me. This is the only spell I have left and it makes one helluva short poem, and I like it.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Spider-Web by Amoridere
This poem is based on what happened earlier this morning and how I cannot get that image out of my eyes. It's one thing for spiders to build their webs but it's another when it's a huge web and across a good chunk of my doorway. I did get at it with a broom.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Complete
Dank Memes by Laughing.Thalia reviews
A poem about this generations experience of life, social media and of course those dank memes. Each chapter is different, as it's about memes and mentions many by name I update the poem so it's different every time and up to date with more current memes.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Complete
Fireworks by rhymemaker
A short Independence Day poem
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
Fairy Tale Falsehoods by Asteria Dawn reviews
A collection of fairy tale based poems.
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2017
The Din of Life (And How it Affects Me) by James Dotson
A rather comical poem that outlines how I escape from life's struggles and the problems that may arise while escaping
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Complete
Impressive by Shirley Lestrade
When your "date" goes wrong . . .
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Complete
From his Coy Mistress by thatclichepoetryblog reviews
An imagined response to the poem 'To his Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell. It isn't much but I hope you enjoy :P
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2017
Lost and Found by PerseShow reviews
Making light of the fact that I left my phone at my horseback riding instructor's house…
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Complete
If You Love an Animal by PerseShow reviews
Something I wrote just for laughs.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Complete
Scars by Mirra Shards reviews
A funny story about how my face became the way it is now. No pity please!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Complete
Bored by Ismae Rienne reviews
I wrote this back in eighth grade, but I think it is actually pretty decent. We had to write a poem in three minutes during class, and this is what happened.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2017
L'épée chantre by Amant des Oiseaux
A limerick on the subject of a sword who is a bard.
Rated: K - French - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
A Rhymer's Blight by David-666
I cannot rhyme even with unlimited time. The greats would think I'm Slime.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Complete
Stalemate by boggs reviews
When you just can't catch a break
Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Complete
And the cat shall rule by CMfan5000 reviews
It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Complete
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