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And the cat shall rule by CMfan5000 reviews
It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Complete
Mama's Kitchen by TheWriterTriad
A little kid's perspective on their mother's kitchen and all the food that comes out of it. Winner of my high school literary magazine's poetry contest for the 2015-2016 school year.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Complete
The Big Mouthed Chicken Boy by E Emmerich
It started at school...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 4/11/2017
A Midsummer Orange Knight by cornucopia
A Shakespearian tale of the great orange leader
Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 4/11/2017
Sin City Amsterdam by Rene van der Tas
About Amsterdam
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 4/10/2017
Mister Shit by Rene van der Tas
Story about a cop
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Complete
Das ehrlichste Liebesbrief by Lady Seratopia
1 Hauch frischer Luft in einer Welt reif mit Idioten.
Rated: K - German - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Complete
Spares by puffygeemoth
Records of un-emo moments.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 452 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2017
No Sense - Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops reviews
Too sleepy to sleep, Too hyper to run, Too tired to get up, And go lie down...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Complete
Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops
If I said I didn't Caribou you, Then I'd be a Lion, 'Cause I'm so happy you're Hare with me, That Hyena gonna leave you once you're mine...
Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Complete
Fred by Mirra Shards reviews
This is the very first limerick I ever composed. There are two versions: The way I first thought of it, and how I would say it now. It had no meaning then, it was just fun words that rhymed.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
An Innocent's Thoughts by MasKaiHilFantic reviews
A mere child, with nothing on the platter Even she knew what is the matter XD
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
Budgies by Mirra Shards reviews
My favorite birds:) In memory of Mr. Periwinkle.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Complete
My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2008
Selfish by Mikka Bouzu
Sort of a poem about the irony of expecting 'too much' in a relationship. Originally it was written as a song with a darker outlook but now it's more of funny 'why me' type of piece.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 3/19/2017
Words by Raging Glow-worm reviews
I was in a goofy mood and this was the result.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Complete
Don't Walk on the Grasses! by DebbieKatz
Just some fun about walking on the lawn - or not.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Complete
Foodie Poem by Teresa B. Barcelo
Because even poets can love food too.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 2/28/2017
Dum, Dum, Diddly, Dum by Sky Reads Books
A humorous yet dark childish poem
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Complete
Miserable Face by Lady Evelyn Thyme
The answer was simple, consisting of five simple words. l Senegal l Kelly l
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
A New Friend by Shirley Lestrade
I wrote this one in ninth grade as part of an assignment.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
I Once Had a Dollar by Shirley Lestrade
I wrote this poem when I was in fifth grade. It's one of the few that I like that I was required to write.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Complete
This New Confessional Of Yours by Space Ace
This free verse poem happens to be what a parishioner would say to a priest about the new confessional.
Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Complete
Go Number Two Already by Space Ace
This free verse poem is what one of the mice is saying to the cat at a funeral.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Complete
Cats eat you after you die by Celticchick3900 reviews
A cheerful poem about cats, this poem has nothing to do with being dumped. I'm 100% happy and have no problems at all and I'm definitely not lonely.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Complete
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