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This Sounds Weird by CitrusChickadee reviews
If only it was possible to grow out a fabulous beard. Alas, it's only a wish...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10 - Complete
My Comedy Poems by ChuckTheEon reviews
This is where I am going to post a collection of my comedic poetry. For I will be posting more serious poetry in another story format.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8
Ballad of Doherty Mangy Kerr by Kazakh Doom
This is the story of Doherty Mangy Kerr...a dirty mangy cur who can't seem to stop shooting other dogs' paws (i.e. sires). This is a mild parody of the Ballad of John O'Reilly.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 762 - Published: 10/7
Child's Play by snobahr reviews
Limerick, from Reddit's r/WritingPrompts, "Your superpower is the most innocuous, party trick abilities on record. Because of that power, you're the most feared superhero on the planet."
Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21 - Complete
Nothing has Nagged Me more by justin1p2kennon
This is just a poem I wrote focusing on the letter N.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 9/20 - Complete
Fall by Kaylie Night
I wonder, what a way to be found dead! / Face fear of fire and falling, but instead / I'll die of suffocation from the dread! (Dark humor sonnet)
Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 9/11 - Complete
The Road Labeled 'B' by whobeyda
A twist and analysis on Robert Frost's "Road Less Traveled."
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 8/29 - Complete
What Am I? by Skarlet P. Rhapsody
Possibly a pig?... Written in 2009... xoxox
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 8/18 - Complete
Sugar Maple by NinjaEeveeKitty reviews
Literally just a poem about a candle I recently bought.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
Bowfin and the Bus by elektroboot98
An attempt at a limerick that's about a war story but seemed too humorous to put in the war section. WARNING: Contains a few offensive World War II-era terms
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
Get a Life by CitrusChickadee reviews
What does "getting a life" even mean?
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29 - Complete
Etiquette by Mystic Meadows reviews
There are different rules for interacting with different specieses, y'all.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23 - Complete
Mouth by Julia's.Fantasy reviews
My sweet, soft name filled the grim air, / As my mouth will have some little affair.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 4/27 - Complete
Various old prose by Michal Claire
I found these in an old document, I noticed that many people on here seem to like poetry, so I thought I might add some. Included are, "My BFF the horseshoe", "The handprint army", "Are you a man or a mouse"
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 7/12
Boredom by CitrusChickadee reviews
Doing the same things over and over again will cure boredom, not cause it, of course.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12 - Complete
Self—Satisfying Wit by Lost In Segue reviews
My attempt at poetic humor.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 4/12/2010
Chicken by extraterry123 reviews
I wrote this funny poem when I was 10. Please take it in that spirit. Review mine , I will review yours.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20 - Complete
Darth Sand is Bad at Poetry by darthsand
When I write poetry, it fails miserably...
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 6/16 - Complete
Slowin' Down by LilyWoodlin reviews
My best friend and I are going to the amusement park last minute. She's so easy to mess with, she's a little slow sometimes. (But don't tell her I said that ( ε ))
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8 - Complete
Indecision 2020 by Jave Harron reviews
Who to vote for this year? Look to the unexpected candidates!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/22 - Complete
Bo-Bo-Boing by Ange Amour
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Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 5/9 - Complete
Getting Dressed by iamhoussem17 reviews
Something I thought of while wearing clothes after showering. No joke. Enjoy.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
Trespass by jsrrayburn
A man screams to the heavens, and gets a stunning response.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Published: 5/2 - Complete
Annoying by CitrusChickadee reviews
Sometimes, people are so annoying that you have to do extreme things to make them go away.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6 - Complete
A Satire on our Time by AnUnknownRider
A satire (Juvenalian I think, perhaps slightly Menippean) on our times, and to it's optimists.
Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
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