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Snood by Warner Hedgehog
A poem about the humble snood
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 7h - Complete
Chicken Guts by Finna-aspenhunter
The name isn't deceptive. It's about preparing chickens for food. So, settle down with some nice chicken soup, stew, curry, or barbecued wings and read on.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Candy canes by anton.pule.skoglund reviews
I wrote a short comedy poem about a guy who is obsessed with candy canes, what do you think?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30
The Kiss by midsleep reviews
A sudden poem
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Just looking by midsleep
Glance away...
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Lifeless by CitrusChickadee reviews
Sometimes, beating a game is the worst Video Game Problem of them all.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
One More Level by CitrusChickadee
A mostly-affectionate self-jab on how addicting video games can be.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2020 - Complete
Santa Supports the Military Industrial Complex by Rimmy reviews
And engages in some light insider trading while he's at it.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Complete
Flexible Friend by Mister Slater's Parrot
I was commissioned to write a poem from the point of view of an inflatable rubber sex doll. (Yes, really) that was being given as a joke gift… What can I say, I like a challenge! Needless to say there's a lot of sauce and innuendo in this piece!
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 12/16/2020 - Complete
This Sounds Weird by CitrusChickadee reviews
If only it was possible to grow out a fabulous beard. Alas, it's only a wish...
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2020 - Complete
My Comedy Poems by ChuckTheEon reviews
This is where I am going to post a collection of my comedic poetry. For I will be posting more serious poetry in another story format.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2020
Ballad of Doherty Mangy Kerr by Kazakh Doom
This is the story of Doherty Mangy Kerr...a dirty mangy cur who can't seem to stop shooting other dogs' paws (i.e. sires). This is a mild parody of the Ballad of John O'Reilly.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 762 - Published: 10/7/2020
Child's Play by snobahr reviews
Limerick, from Reddit's r/WritingPrompts, "Your superpower is the most innocuous, party trick abilities on record. Because of that power, you're the most feared superhero on the planet."
Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2020 - Complete
Nothing has Nagged Me more by justin1p2kennon
This is just a poem I wrote focusing on the letter N.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Fall by Kaylie Night
I wonder, what a way to be found dead! / Face fear of fire and falling, but instead / I'll die of suffocation from the dread! (Dark humor sonnet)
Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 9/11/2020 - Complete
The Road Labeled 'B' by whobeyda reviews
A twist and analysis on Robert Frost's "Road Less Traveled."
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Complete
What Am I? by Skarlet P. Rhapsody
Possibly a pig?... Written in 2009... xoxox
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
Sugar Maple by NinjaEeveeKitty reviews
Literally just a poem about a candle I recently bought.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Complete
Bowfin and the Bus by elektroboot98
An attempt at a limerick that's about a war story but seemed too humorous to put in the war section. WARNING: Contains a few offensive World War II-era terms
Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Complete
Get a Life by CitrusChickadee reviews
What does "getting a life" even mean?
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29/2020 - Complete
Etiquette by Mystic Meadows reviews
There are different rules for interacting with different specieses, y'all.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Complete
Mouth by Julia's.Fantasy reviews
My sweet, soft name filled the grim air, / As my mouth will have some little affair.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Complete
Various old prose by Michal Claire
I found these in an old document, I noticed that many people on here seem to like poetry, so I thought I might add some. Included are, "My BFF the horseshoe", "The handprint army", "Are you a man or a mouse"
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 7/12/2020
Boredom by CitrusChickadee reviews
Doing the same things over and over again will cure boredom, not cause it, of course.
Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2020 - Complete
Self—Satisfying Wit by Lost In Segue reviews
My attempt at poetic humor.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2020 - Published: 4/12/2010
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