What could have happened if Alana came to that party. . .

The reason this is PG-13 is for one word that isn't even bad :-P It's about THE REAL Matt Coe. As opposed to the fake one hehe!

Matt Coe is a good subject to use when seeking to write the best parodies. . . :-P

just read/review

To the girl with the ugly name and thinks she can move in on my territory. Lay off, chic. Enjoy!

A nonsensical poem about 3 special people, myself included.

A poem for people like me who hate the mornings...

Fweeee. Sugar + Maths Lesson + Trent sitting next to me = Freaky, short, confusing, funny poem that doesn't make sense. ^^; R and R.

A little 'ditty' about my day...

Based on a really bizarre dream I had after a sugar binge. Sort of a parody of Poe's "The Raven".... but mad. Enjoy.

Me making fun of a friend's crush

Slightly whimsical look at some dreams

this is about when i hippo yawned

Another daydreaming in school

Bored in school

uhhh... just a poem i wrote, read it to find out what it's about!

Are you a thin and muscle-less bloke? If you are, read this! Heeh. ;o) *not just for the blokes only - it's fun brainless read for everyone*

Beware the horrid three-and-a-half headed pig. Cringe at the stilted dodo. Brave the dangers of the Land of the Living. Escape From Box's Pass! You will find this and more on this lengthy royal jaunt on some of the more annoying aspects of epic poetry

Some funny similarities between a train wreck and a guy playing music!! R/R And laugh a lot!

Every author needs a weird poem......this is mine.

Warnings you should teach to your dog. A Changeling poem.

I burned my hand. This is the result.

poem about waking up and finding youve been given a second chance at childhood. Is this a good thing or bad thing?

Sometimes too much sugar is a bad thing

Written while observing my cat