(Rated for slight hint of cursing) A series of limericks about what happens when you rip one in a crowded elevator.

It's funny.

A poem about the way women are with men. R&R

PG for violent mushrooms. about a mushrooms i once saw. in a follow-up to the end, i was eventually regurgitated.

Anger-- in one word. venting frustration. very deep. a wonderful creation. READ NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dumbest thing I have ever written. But I just thought it was cute once it was all written out. Enjoy!! *_*

A short poem about someone who finds a person in their bathroom. Warning: it can make you feel sick inside. Flames will be ignored, all other nice reviews are accepted.

basicaly a poem about lies catching up with you..literaly..can someone tell me why my poems dont upload right ? the format is always waay off.

Heh heh. This is funny. Just read, I'm terrible at summaries.

It's about most basic colors, it sounds corny, but i think u will like it. It's a story type thing about a girl and the colors *FINISHED* R&R

My feeble attempt at humorous poetry from about a year and a half back. please r and r, luv Sal

LOL, this poem I wrote because I like Harry Potter!! It's kinda stupid, but it makes me laugh when I read it and it reminds me how bad of a poem writer I could be...

I swear, it sounded better when I first came up with the idea...But I didn't have paper on me, and by the time I got around to writing it down, I'd forgotten some of the origional stuff. Still, I think it turned out pretty darn good!

The first one I origionally wrote in middle school, & there was more to it, but I decided to re-use it for College, figuring the teacher might come up with a way to improve it. She didn't. The second is about my poor kitty, who seems to be getting light

Limerick about a black and white cat. Written in under 10 minutes while bored in class.

A tale of a Blender swooping down and caturing its prey. Without the swooping. Or capturing. Has prey, though!

I found these little things accumulating dust... so I thought, might as well...

A funny limmerick about the minotaur

The title says it all...

I was bored of shoddy love poems,so I did something a little different. Enjoy.

You know all those weird dreams we have that no one can figure out why we have..Well, Basically I took all of those dreams I've had a put them together! *I don't blame you if you think I am very strange after reading this.* PLEASE REVIEW!!

A poem sort of about me...

i think it is kind of funny..tell me what u think..

4 of my poems. all have a definite rhyme scheme

why most dispise britney spears