The Pink Hamsters are coming, run for your lives!

PG for ONE cuss word. This is just something I whipped up out of boredom. A happy poem. . . 0.o *shudders*

I....am.....a.....PsyCHo PeNgUIN...(this must be my psycho side writing....)

Not sure if this is humor. It just belongs under 'poetry' Whatever. It's about being sick.

A sonnet. About what? About having to write a sonnet, of course! I hope you enjoy!

I was having a bad day with my computer, and here's the result of my venting. Adding insult to injury, my computer kept crashing every time I tried to upload this! I'm not usually a humor writer, but I hope that this is at least a little amusing.

Something I came up with a while ago. If you feel frustrated about your writing, this is for you!!! Well actually, just read it. It's funny, I promise!! Not the greatest, but funny

When the worst enemy inside finally overules you.

someone came up with the idea in my newspaper class and so i wrote it. don't be offended, its all in fun. i was happy to get away from writing sad poems. i don't like the suffering artist thing. laugh!! come on, you know you want to!

This is, by far, the wierdest poem I've ever written. It's pure humor, and pure insanity. Don't read this without eating five packets of sugar first!!!

A picture of Ziggy stuck in his computer was given to me. This is what I wrote about it.

This is a poem that I wrote durring school a long time ago. Hope you all enjoy! Please R&R!

A story with a twist! Modeled loosely on the style of the late Shel Sylverstein and dedicated to him as well. If you have even one minute of time on your hands, read this! PLEASE R/R!

It's- about- a comb...

She wanted us to pick a precious object. I do not DO 'form poetry'. Not without sarkiness, anyway... *innocence*

Just an opprtunity to play on words...

I plead the 210947th... "It was a school assignment!"

A poem about an ant who is saved by a crow named Lester. PLEASE R/R! C'mon! You know you want to!

Something I remember my friends telling me.

The many uses of s shirt. Clothing, armor, painting canvas, numerous possibilities! Read and review!

Help! I'm writing poems about POP UP WINDOWS!!!!!

Hell hath no furry like me and my anger. If I want to wear a tie, I should be able to without any one giving it a second thought. Rated for use of one word. Read and review and revolt!!! Humor genre because it made me laugh!

This is a short poem about Zeke, a dragon I made up, it's totally random, and don't make much sense, but oh well ;, Read, Review and Enjoy!

The first stanza was goin through my head when I noticed I had a review ... I thought it was too short so I added more ... La la le la ... Oh, please R&R.

Watch as Bob the Monkey, famous artist of the spoken word, amuses you with his latest craze: talking like he\'s one of the \