I like this...perhaps too much for my own good. _

-Me.

France was nuked? *tear* Frosted Flakes all the way!

LMAO!

HILARIOUS! i wouldn't be surprized if that was what actually went on in the white house. Just don't tell the FBI I said that. XD

Mildly amusing, except you made Bush too smart.

CANADIANS ARE AMERICA'S ALLIES! WE ARE NOT BAD! GARG!

LOL...funny...hehe...

all i can say is KEEP ON WRITING! good job!

Wow...that was very deep. Awesome writing, you kinda think the same way I do. Great work!

ah... what would i do without your amusing writing? highlights of this chapter were

COS: With all due respect, sir. Who do you trust? You or me?

POTUS: Fair enough. But I still want to quit - that had me rolling on the floor! and also:

COS: This is America, sir. Anything can be Communist.

i sense a similarly cynical soul to myself, and it's great! keep writing!

oh and one more thing, i love the way you end your chapters so abrup-

*falls off her chair laughing* Marvellous!

Incidentally, since you are obviously a member of the most wonderful country in the world, UK, may I suggest you check out Dead Ringers and 2DTV.

kathyhime85's reviews made me laugh, but that's because I'm evil. And because I'm dangerous. *continues to laugh*

i assume you mean that the constitution has a *laminated* cover. is this bush? god, that man's an idiot. and in mark v. . .what thing? :)

the more I read these scetches, the more I know that you are anti-american and the more I know you are british.

that was funny, but if its about bush, then thats very insulting.

YOU HATE BUSH, DON'T YOU!