Reviews for The Story of God
RandomGoth chapter 1 . 11/26/2003
Oh man *clutches aching sides* Oh wow *gasps for breath as she cant stop laughing* That is so funny i love it!

I am infact Christian but i can appreciate a joke and wow thats a good one!

ROFL!

Yours in randomness!

RG

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SEP chapter 1 . 11/23/2003
LOL! This is so funny! I love it! Please write more humor! You're very good at it!

Oh, and thanks for reviewing all my poems. At first I looked at all the reviews and went: 'oh shit! I've got a stalker!'. lol. Meh, not the first time. *glances uneasily over shoulder*

Anyways! Kepp up the writing!

Happy writing,

-SEP
Soleil Antoinette chapter 1 . 10/12/2003
Very nice here - and definately humorous...kep on writing!
ElvenRanger chapter 1 . 2/12/2003
OMGosh, that was sooooooooooooo funny. I love this! I'm showing this to my friends!

-ER-

Hee hee heeeee...I'm an emergency room...hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
SeeYaPancho chapter 1 . 1/30/2003
"Make me some pie!"

Good, good stuff!
J.S.Echo chapter 1 . 1/19/2003
This is totally great! I love it! You should write more of this kind of stuff, its hilarious!

~J.
Grevola chapter 1 . 12/20/2002
LOL! I thought the idea was amusing when you ran it by me. The reality is hillarious. Oh, and if it's any help, acording to Einstine (or however you spell that) you can (theoretically) convert energy to matter and matter to energy, and if God has a whole universe, surely he has some spare energy laying around some where (next to the extra AA batteries that no one can find when they need them). So you are not only an excelent satirest, you are also not breaking any laws unless you want.

Muah!
RJ LeCouteur chapter 1 . 12/12/2002
Heya, thought I'd remain faithful and review another one of your things.

This piece really got to me. I won't say I agree with it, because I'm a christian (note- by this, please don't associate me with the 'religious' idea that has sadly been built up around christianity. It's a following of Jesus, who himself questioned all the religious leaders of the time, and nothing else) but by no means remove it. Freedom of expression and right to your own opinion should always remain here.

And you've again revealed you've got a great talent, I like the original ideas you have in this.

But like I said, don't remove it! You have a right to post this and express your opinion, just as i can review it even if I don't agree with everything you've said. Keep smiling :)
Lady Blink chapter 1 . 12/11/2002
Hey! I thought this was really funny. On with the next chap. please! _ And don't delete this please. Just becuase Dike(o.0) doesn't like it doesn't mean it should be taken down. Dike knew what was going to happen when they saw the for ranting. Good fic! -Lady Blink
Cecil Leonhart chapter 1 . 12/11/2002
LOL! Anyone who takes offense at this has NO LIFE whatsoever. U HAVE TO MAKE MORE! Besides, you aren't saying this is how it was (if it happened), it's just a funny STORY. EMPHASIS ON STORY. IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE AT STORIES THAN YOU NEED TO GROW UP.

If you wanna know my opinion, I have my own religion I made based on scientific fact and people TRYING to improve life themselves.

Anyways, I think Christianity took advantage of Augustus Caesar's Pax Romana...did anyone ever think of AUGUSTUS CAESAR as the messiah? Just a though...(I'm also Jewish btw). Jesus even could have been placed on Earth by an outside influence attempting to make a planet wide army! I mean isn't it more than just a coincidence that Humans are the only species that kills for NO REASON? And now the majority of this species just HAPPENS to be gathering to worship one figure? What if an outside individual (alien *insert laugh and scorn*) with the power to imitate "god" was to reveal itself? How many people would be loyal to it, whatever its intent? By the way, people say children have the right to choose their own religion, but did it ever occur to us that they are (usually) only SHOWN one religion to choose from, their parent's?

I'm really sorry I went off on a rant like this but I had to tell SOMEONE about this! *pant* *pant* lol. It's just my idea/suspicion partially stemming form all the segregation I've faced as a Jew in a redneck christian community. o_O...
hellsing chapter 1 . 12/10/2002
o.O ahaha? well, to say the least, that was amusing and stayed that way until i finished it. wheeeee!