Reviews for Revenge of the Goths
SpawnMeister666 chapter 4 . 9/15/2003
How do you manage to be so consistently funny? I mean, I'm quite good at the whole humour thing usually, but you just take it to a whole different level!

Great stuff...another one just hit my favorites list!

iccess-america chapter 4 . 7/24/2003
That was interesting... Unfortunately I got the joke and it resulted in me screaming for dear life and my dog attempting to kill me. Now WHERE did I put my swiss army knife...
iccess-america chapter 3 . 7/24/2003
I'm sorry but that wasn't really...well...good. I haven't seen the Crow yet. Depressing as it may sound. However, Brandon Lee was a hottie...well was being the opperative word since he's dead...sad thing. What was my point? Forget it. I'm read the other ending. And I agree that you DO come off as a jerk and I DISAGREE that goths are nerds. Most Nerds are deathly afraid of the goths. Preps DEFINATELY are afraid of the goths.
iccess-america chapter 2 . 7/24/2003
*laughs hysterically* Yeah you're so polite that if someone offers you hot monkey sex you wouldn't have the heart to refuse. I find the whole Vampires in Fanfiction kinda strange actually. Who knew she was a goth? I find that funny - why do you torture your future self? And I take offense to the pop music joke btw. I hate Britney Spears she gives the genre a bad name and I'm hoping that I can dump her in a vat of battery acid. I wonder if I can get Linkin Park tickets. BTW your question has been answered!

Thank me later

Iccess the superior.
iccess-america chapter 1 . 7/22/2003
*blink* hehe okay...SURE. You have such an overactive thing you know you can fly/ sure...*laughs at your narcicism* hehe
Invader Rii chapter 4 . 7/21/2003
Nee he he... "Invader Zim rules?" YES, YES IT DOES! Anyways. I was reminded of Eric the vampire poseur in I Feel Sick and JtHM with all the goths and stuff... Like so:


smoke: FOOM!

Eric: I'm a vampire (eyes are all... bulgy.)

Devi: Really? How'd you do that smoke?

Eric: What I am is answer enough.

Devi: Are those smoke bombs?

Eric: Um... yes. (is looking ashamed.)
Soleil Antoinette chapter 4 . 4/26/2003
Ha ha ha ha - this one had me literally laughing my ass off. I'm serious - geez, egotistic and a dreamer this guy ten years from now is, but it's definately a good story that you accomplished your goals in - to make your audience laugh. Yes, I did read both endings, and even though the guy is 110% baloney, I did like the second ending better ;) Keep on writing!
Alias Madame Butterfly chapter 4 . 3/1/2003
*snickers* I love this story, maybe becasue I haev a strange obsession with reading really irreverent humor connected to myself, and being one of the Goth-romantic number.I enjoyed this, oddly enough!
scene eleven chapter 2 . 2/28/2003
outstandelicious- nice
scene eleven chapter 3 . 2/28/2003
"No, this guy was bludgeoned by a gang of weenies."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
scene eleven chapter 1 . 2/28/2003
ha ha.. more funnies.. started out thinking I'd copy and paste a couple of really funny lines to let ya know where you're going right.. then decided it would take up too much space
Terra Tigra chapter 4 . 2/23/2003
Hehe. I love it. Your writing is really good, everything just kinda fits right. You might wonder why I would be so amazed by something like that but you may or may not (probably not) have read one of my stories. I think that is why I write poetry more often; it's already choppy and somewhat hard to understand.

I've never seen The Crow, I thought it was a horror movie when I was a little kid and the movie previews scared the shit outta me.

I hope that people can see humor for what it is and not take this story seriously or offensively. As for your future self, lets just say I liked the Sad Ending, you cocky bastard. Although, I throughly enjoyed the talking goth head, he he he.

Nice job!


-Terra Tigra-
SeeYaPancho chapter 4 . 2/19/2003
Man, I LOVE this story! It's been a while since I read it, but man! I can understand how other people might accidentally take it seriously and label me a jerk, but for some who knows the author as well as I do, this story's a riot!

Oh. mercy! But seriously folks, don't get offended. Goths can be cool, I like anime, and the first Crow movie was cool. Fanatical goths/anime fans and the Crow sequels all sucked, however.

Remember Aristotle: moderation in all things. Once you start taking anything too seriously, you start looking like a jackass!

Like me, for instance. I take myself too seriously and I'm a jackass. The world makes sense.
Aftertaste of a Razorblade chapter 4 . 2/19/2003
"I’d like to apologize to anyone who got that last joke. I’m sorry."

Eh. It's okay. Apology accepted. Besides *snicker* it was kinda funny.
Aftertaste of a Razorblade chapter 3 . 2/19/2003
Huh. That .no comment. Actually, it was mildly amusing. Some of my friends are goths, so I shouldn't say that, though.
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