Reviews for Vampire Anthology
Vampiric-Wiccan chapter 2 . 5/3/2004
LOL! Very amusing! Go Bob! lol.
-Vampiric Wiccan
SpawnMeister666 chapter 4 . 9/15/2003
As a totally dreadful writer who never knows whats going to appear when i sit and attempt to write i agree with everything you say here!

Or something like that!

Great description of the madness that is creative writing though!

Spawny
SpawnMeister666 chapter 3 . 9/15/2003
Great stuff...like it a lot!

Spawny
SpawnMeister666 chapter 2 . 9/15/2003
Another cool one...liking it very much!

Spawny
SpawnMeister666 chapter 1 . 9/15/2003
I really like this, extremely funny!

Great stuff

Spawny
Soleil Antoinette chapter 4 . 7/5/2003
Hahaha - Oh, I love this! Comedy, horror, thoughtfulness - and then the last chapter about the writer's block - it was like the cherry on top of the three layers of ice cream. Very nice job here - you are a talented writer. I really do like how you write about all different types of topics and not just one or the other in particular. And again - nice job! Keep on writing!
SeeYaPancho chapter 4 . 3/2/2003
Gilee7: To my knowledge, I've only written 2 stories making fun of Goths. This one and Revenge of the Goths. Why do I make fun of them? Did they ever do anything to me? Other than annoy me with their holier (or un-holier) than thou art attitude, total disregard for hygiene and surly dispositions (at least the ones that I have known)? Nah, not really. but that's enough.

For a better explanation, consider this: the first two stories comprising this anthology were actually written before Revenge of the Goths and then released seperately. They're actually part of a Goth Trilogy if you will with Revenge being a chance for goths to get me back for the prior stories. For the most part, making fun of Goths is outta my system. for the moment.

And on a more personal note, when I was a freshman in high school I went through a short period of just wearing black clothing but I suspect that all writers probably have (the good ones at least). So be aware that there's some self-mockery going on here.

As for the fourth chapter of this story, I wrote it to piss people like you off. Guess it worked;)

PS - Not all Goths are the way I described, so don't get all mad. I like to make fun of fanatics, so if you're getting offended, then maybe you should take your hobby a wee bit less serious. or learn to laugh at yourself, I don't know.

"No," you say? Okay, I'll shut up.

-P4Pancho
Gilee7 chapter 4 . 3/2/2003
I feel like I just read an entry of P4Pancho's diary. This is about as bad as you posting an essay!
Gilee7 chapter 3 . 3/2/2003
Fun stuff!
Gilee7 chapter 1 . 3/2/2003
you like raped by a gang or goths or something? What is ur grudge against them? Every one of your stories that I have read involves making fun of goths. Were you rejected by the Goth Association? You are a very talented writer, but I doubt you will ever live to become well-known one day. Assasination by a gang of goths will most likely be your downfall.
Alias Madame Butterfly chapter 1 . 3/1/2003
Whoo! I love how this one ended!

I'm a teenage vampire writer sick of reading teenage vampire stories (or at least the clichèd ones. But aren't they all? Fine then, overly clichèd!)so this fits the bil perfectly.
scene eleven chapter 1 . 2/28/2003
Ya sick of me yet?

TOUGH!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahem.. anywho.. haven't got time to read all this now, gimme a break man, i've just read practically all you have!

Even so.. I had to submit something 'cause your only reviews are from you, what's up with that? Ceeraazy!

This was as brilliant as everything else, is there any type of character you CAN'T write convincingly? Damn!

By the way, my last little comment, for today at least, is that your writing.. flows(?) so well, so naturally.. you're going on to me favorites!

WAHOO for you!
SeeYaPancho chapter 2 . 2/16/2003
Update: If you're having the same problem I mentioned below, just change your text preference.

Look at that. I already have two reviews!
SeeYaPancho chapter 1 . 2/16/2003
For some reason the site has translated all my special punctuations (., -, ", italics) into straight vertical lines.

Just know that I didn't write'em like that.