You're one sick chick. Its not really even entertaining. Just a poem about how you eat moldy food.

EW
That was NASTY. But you're really good at discribing stuff, I'll give you that! Your Gremurple and your Half-eaten Bagel, man, I'm not going to sleep tonight. And if I do, my dreams will be more pshycodelic than usual. And my doctor told me to lay off! Maybe I should lay off , what do you think?
This was great. Keep writing; you're awesome!
-AB

ew! lol, that was funny

Ew!Ew!Ew!

Made me snigger lots. And go Ew! Which is a good thing. Apparently.

Did you get food poisoning? Bet you did.

Ew!

Ha ha! Funny and well written! I love it!

-pH

Comic genius *laughing arse off*

Just a bagel? Trust me dude, you got lucky with your wisdom teeth. At least bagels don't crunch ... oh, the pain on that tender, tender flesh ...