Reviews for Senior Discount
Takano-Isorokyu chapter 1 . 8/16/2012
No, you don't. You don't want to skip all the years in between. It is FUN getting to be 75 - or it should be. I don't know why old people are grumpy - unless it is thinking of all the friends that did not make it this far. Or looking at all the ungrateful wretches that are squandering the treasures
that they once held
and squandered
Purplemonkey123 chapter 1 . 7/18/2012
lol it made me laugh. I guess when you look at this way it makes getting older seem less scary, keep writing. :)
PeNgUiNs lover98 chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
this is really good









TextbookEnigmatic chapter 1 . 11/17/2010
Teehee, this is funny! Clever rhyming. Good job! :]
lijuan chapter 1 . 6/4/2010
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wanderingmind chapter 1 . 1/26/2010
This is amazing! I haven't like a poem this much in a long while. I laughed out loud. I needed that. It has good rhyme.
running-in-the-rain chapter 1 . 9/10/2009

I'm going to be the lady having wheelchair races down the halls and escaping those retirement prisons! xDD
The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon chapter 1 . 6/18/2008
That was pretty cool, I like the smooth rhyming and the never ending "the grass is always greener ..." message. Good job!

Write on!
Rebecca Ward chapter 1 . 5/15/2008
This is great! I love the repetition and imagery. Nice work.
freakanature15 chapter 1 . 4/17/2008



(hold on, while I pick myself up from the floor)

very, very funny. I loved it!

i think my favorite lines would have to be

'I'd spend my whole day playing kanasta

I betcha my teeth I'll out last ya'


'And hey sweet thing, I need a scrub bath tonight'.

Loved. It.

Takhisis chapter 1 . 3/9/2008
Wow!This poem is funny. Whoever heard of anyone who wants to become old?

And your 'set' should be 'sat'.

I think some of your lines are too long. You should split them up into two lines.

Like the third line in the second stanza that goes : at 5pm I'd go to sleep...
lebuffle chapter 1 . 11/1/2007
Your poem makes being 75 sound like a very attractive prospect. My favourite line :"And hey sweet thing, I need a scrub bath tonight". Classic.

It makes you wonder how they get so grumpy, doesn't it? That is, until you realise that some them don't have families, and their minds don't function as well as they ought, and they're ill (or have friends who are ill). Then it gets a bit sad.

I'm really interested in your C2. I've written some humorous poems and I was wondering if you'd consider including any of them.
Luny Loona chapter 1 . 10/5/2007
I like the repetition of '75'. Most of the time, it would be better written as words, but seeing as you're emphasising it, it might not matter all that much.
Jeannie-Redd chapter 1 . 10/5/2007
Very funny and I like the rhyming scheme. I can't wait to be 75 made life sound like a piece of cake when you're 75. P

Guest chapter 1 . 9/28/2005
this is hilarious
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