This is amazing! Charlton is hilarious. Actually, the whole thing is hilarious.

*Sips brandy and contemplates your story in a smoking robe before a lit fireplace.* . . . OH MY GOD MY ROBE'S ON FIRE!. *Puts fire out and looks flustered, sinks into a high-backed velvet chair and pours more brandy, a crazed look in her eye.* Anyhoo, I found your story quite charming, and I feel it would behoove the world in a ubiquitously phenominal sort of way if you were to continue. It's a bit Lemony Snicket, but, just throw in random things completely un-Snicket into the plot and that should solve that. *Toasts you and falls into the fire.*

That was awesome.
What color was the cork?
lmao.
ha.
Kam

You're an odd oddly. Me likey.

that again rocks! i love your totall random way of writing stories! cool cool coolio cool yay! write more soon!

how... odd. Yes, odd, yet amusing.

Funny

More please

Raven

_X_

Live On The Wild Side

GO CHARLTON! Everyone lets start a Charlton fan club! All in favour rise hand and say

"I must agree with my siblings in commenting that the remark which you audibly formulated in these recent times has sent a monumental benchmark for stupidity in the new century and I believe the only way to reconcile yourself to your former status is to continue participating in your algebra lessons"

or else just say "yeah...k"

Wow...that must of taken alot of work to look up all of those big words. Me talk pretty like that some day, too. Funny and imaginitive.

Luckily, the world momentarily turned into cork.

HA! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! ..of course..i just woke up, but that's really great, lol keep thinking of those random things, it works wonders for ur audience

this is just silly, funny but silly

Wow! What a great story! Charlton is my fave person (what a guy!)

Luv Celeste

...interesting.