lol, that was funny, i loved: you were and accident, you are different and that's bad and of course why god burned down disney land. genius.

These are funny. My favorite one is the one about Katy. Maybe you should make a whole childrens book centered around that just for the fun of it... also, does Daddy drink because You cry? Or do You Cry because Daddy drinks? I see many possibilities for that story. Run with it! He he :-)

Hehe, now those would be great.