They's not allowed to abuse poor Professor Lupin!

::grins broadly::

Yay for similes and self-incrimination.

lol! Funny! I love this. I never stop laughing and relating to things in here!

::giggles and applauds:: Go you.

"but maybe you might be interested and care, or at least I hope so, about what God thinks about witchcraft, witchery, wicca, sorceress, and seducing spirits.

(And how would you know? Have you been chatting with him lately? Did he come 'round for tea and biccies?)

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I almost cracked up when I read that. Luckily I didn't, since I'm in a library right now.

I'm christian myself (LDS) and I love the Harry Potter books. Particularly Harry (we're finally the same age!) .

Oh, dear God... that's the funniest thing I've read in AGES... ROFL Priceless! I love the email spoof, I think I've thrown out my voicebox laughing by now... your wit's wonderfully savage, you should do more with it! With all the crap going on in this world, you should find material quite abundant... *wipes away a few more tears* Marvelous!

The part about the wizards allegedly wearing 'gay' colors... well, if that's not offbeat, I have no idea what is. Violet and green are homosexual? Crap, there go two of my favorite colors. Don't you think that if Rowling really wanted to strike a blow for homosexuality, she would have clad the entire HP cast in rainbow-print dressing gowns or something? *shakes head* I'm not even going to go into the fact that people shouldn't be prejudiced when it comes to sexuality, of course... this review's getting to be long enough...

Hmm... side note, I finally got to read book #5, it's really great... probably 2nd-best to #3, I'd say, if only because it's so long and had another Battle-with-Voldie ending. I can't wait until the next ...chapter? Installment? What DO you call these things? Well, whatever it is, it's going to be eagerly anticipated. Hey, the marauders ARE the best part... Of course, I think your next article should be on the likelihood of an affair between Remus and Mrs. Weasley, but that's just my little radical opinion, and God knows anything you have to say will most likely be better.

*Incidentally, if anyone's interested in the theory, they're welcome to email me, IM me, or just look on my bio, where you can get quite a list of random facts that my hyperparanoid mind has blown way out of proportion.*

*Wow, this wound out being way too long.* Ciao! Sorry about the mad ranting, hysterical laughter does tend to make one light-headed.

::cracks the fuck up::

::wipes away tears of laughter:: Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Hehehehehehehehe.

::calls Remus::

I don't know what some of those people get up to in their spare time, some of the ones sending e-mails...I had one trying to tell me that the reason the latest book wasn't released on time was because JK was sacrificing kittens to the dark powers...::shakes head::

God is Hindu!

Harry Potter should be in the Bible. Under the list of what books will outrank this one's sales.

Oi, would Pettigrw have been in Slytherin then, as he turned out Dark? I've been wondering about that fer years. A bunch of Gryffs letting him a nasty little bugger like him.

Ew. That would mean that you'd need to wash your feet after you got up to heaven-it'd be all covered in Messiah blood. Ew!

I still have my copy of a British Werewolf in Love. Go Kendra and Kristen.

I confess! I'm a Harry fanatic. What the hell was that women thinking. I read the mother fucking bible and HP. I like witch craft and god. Whats the dif? If god loves all his children then why would HP fanaitics be any different. GOD! Well this was so funny and it's great! It made me laugh so hard. I was the same to. I was ignorent. I didn't want anything to do with HP. Then my mom got it plus the 2,3 one to. I read it and was hooked. I carryed all the books with me. When I got the 5th I spent all me free time reading it! It was so sad. Why! I would love to be siduced by Black to. He is so cool. But you can have him becuase you scare me abit! .S

I really like what you have to say. I am also a fanatic. Like you, I didn't joined in the hype but once I borrowed it, I was hooked. I agree to what you were saying in Chapter 3. HP books were a blessing to many people's lives. It made kids read rather than play the playstation. I really like your writing; you make your point clear but in a humurous way, not the boring kind. I can't wait to read your next installment.

::wipes away tears of laughter::

Brilliant, my dear, absolutely brilliant. I haven't laughted that hard in such a long time.

And proud of it! (Being a sad, sad person, that is.)

Heehee, lovely account of that night. The look this woman gave to us when we climbed out from underneath that table was priceless.

::giggling madly:: Here's to utter randomness!

lmao. This is my story exactly...complete with the not-wanting-to-read-it-if-everyone-else -is bit...hehe...although I got into it a bit earlier than thou. And it wasn't my fault. Evil brother got me into it. *glares* *Realizes how wonderful it was* *stops glaring* I vote for Satan/HP deconstruction! BTW, do you have an account on ff.n?

I can totally relate. I'm a Tom Felton obsessive. Isn't that sad? I got Order of the Pheonix of the first day too. I can't wait till the next chapter. About the Satan theories, I think that those people are bored.

THe satanic thing sounds as if it will be interesting...

me got my copy of the book at 2 am at my local borders retailer. THAT was fun... especially when you have a tournament at 8 the next morning that's a 2 hour drive away _ I did the same thing as you though, when people would walk by I would ask to at least touch the book... that was fun :D

*laughs* yeah, and when I got the book I let out this huge fanatic cheer and giggle... i swear i don't know if i was close to tears or not but I was on top of the world damn it...

fun fun! I'll keep up with this :D

Wow, you sound so familar. Damn my staying up until 1:30am because I have nothing else to do. I can't wait to see your anylysis as I adore reading those that agree with my veiw.