This was really funny! I couldn't get through a line without laughing! Great stuff.

Rocking back and forth reciting the cat and the hat,

Running around naked chasing chickens with a baseball bat,

Saying George Bush is really a democrat,

These are signs you need to be locked up in a mental ward

Iccess

oh! I'm crazy, huh? I already knew that, lol. I like the ending!

Sarah

Oh, that was just great. I laughed my head off, and it didn't even sound forced, which doesn't happen often in funny poems. Great job, very cute!