Reviews for Rap Intellectualized
Hannah chapter 39 . 3/5/2008
Yes, i just reviewed after reading In the End by Linkin Park intellectualized but i have to review again. It's funniest reading it while listening to the original songs.

"In sequence, we count the first three positive numerals of our mathematical

system, followed by a grunt"

Okay, you pretty much rocked all the way through. I laughed all the way, right from that hilarious beginning.

Unfortunately, i may never be able to enjoy this song (yes i liked this song before. So sue me.) ever again. It just seems so silly now.

"So if then, why are you, no, wait, through more repetition, I choose to

restate my question"

Hahahahaha. Loved it.
Hannah chapter 8 . 3/5/2008
I listened to Linkin Park (yes, i listen to Linkin Park) while reading this and it was hilarious. It's so funny in such a silly way. Very clever!
Jada Writes chapter 1 . 3/1/2008
This is one of the funniest things I've read on Fictionpress. Keep it up!

I was wondering if I could request 'Crank Dat' by Soulja Boy.
Make Love Not War chapter 39 . 7/5/2007
LOL.

This is amazing.

Seriously now.

Wow.

:D
A. Lincoln chapter 1 . 5/21/2007
Hilarious.
Deadringer chapter 1 . 11/3/2006
hilarious!

that's all I can say...

I think I peed myself!
anon chapter 31 . 11/1/2006
How about having fun with some Jane Austen?
The Greymalkin chapter 5 . 8/20/2006
I'm afraid you have made a mistake in your Amish Paradise chapter. For the line, in the original, 'I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek', you put, 'Yet I simply gave him a reassuring look and forgot the happening'. This is not wholly accurate, as the original is actually a pun on the other possible meaning of 'to turn the other cheek' with reference to one's backside, to present the second party with the other buttock. It is a humourous little play on words that has root in the Bible quote instructing Christians that if struck upon one cheek (with reference to the face, one hopes) that rather than acting on the natural instinct of retaliation, the attacker should be presented with the other cheek to strike. From this we get the phrase 'to turn the other cheek', meaning, as you said, 'to forget the happening'.
nemo chapter 20 . 7/17/2006
ive got a song 4 u: Laffy Taffy by D4O( i think. i dont remember the artist)
InsaneOleander chapter 13 . 6/20/2006
oh god, the chorus of this made me laugh soo much.
sketchingaCYNiC chapter 12 . 6/16/2006
you're amazing. this stuff is hilarious! XD
the naked civil servant chapter 39 . 4/24/2006
May I coerce your attention towards me?

Yes, this quandary is directed towards the males!

What is chillier than being popular?

Freezing like frozen water!

Your voices are not loud enough to reach my auditory senses

I say, what position is more frigid than a state of esteem? Remainingfrosty!

lmao, that is just hilarious. love the eminem ones too...
Grez chapter 40 . 2/3/2006
Wow! I thought there was only ONE rap intellectualised! theres loads! oh my god their really brill, I especially love 'hey ya' the 'gluteus maximus' bit! x : )
Grez chapter 1 . 1/31/2006
Absolute genius! I've heard of this sort of thing being done before - you really did it perfectly! I was in stitches! So funny, thanks for the laughs! x
J'Adore Les Phoques chapter 9 . 1/29/2006
Again, I laugh out loud, especially at 'The periodical Cosmo claims that you are obese/ I do not appreciate that!
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