This is awesome. I laughed out loud. That doesn't happen a lot. Why did no one think of this sooner?

Oh, simply brilliant! :)

~Christine~

(Since you've come this far, why not suggest something for me tointellectualize? I'm starting to run out of ideas here)

Ah... You could go old school and attempt an intellectualized version of Run DMC and Aerosmith's "Walk This Way"

*LOL* Hey, you did one of theirs already :)

Ah... I stumbled upon this purely by chance, and now I find myself wondering whether you have actually shared these intellectual interpretations (or shall we call them translations?) with any English professors lacking the cultural capacity to actually comprehend them in their natural ... uh ... state? *lol*

Eminem is actually one of my favorite musicians. Not because he's abrasive or offensive, but because he is emotional and expressive while still maintaining a reservation of his true self - he is not afraid to rage against the machinations of society and culture, and he does it with the only artistry he was ever truly taught to wield, his tongue.

Language is such a beautiful your interpretation only made me laugh and appreciate him even more - I still doubt whether that is actually your intention; however, I find it hard to believe that you could "translate" so many rap lyrics (I perused the chapter listing) and loathe it as a form of artistic release and expression.

You've felt me with a number of thoughts to ponder. :)

This is supremely funny!

i thought this was brilliant. i dont even enjoy rap but I found myself laughing hysterically at your versions. Ice, Ice Baby rocked my world. Fantastic Job !

Oh wow! I love this! So original and extremely funny!

And so many smart words, I can barely comprehend, lol. Good job!

There are many new rap song out now, so you could easily bring this back to the top of the heap by "intellectualizing" another one.

this is extremely funny. and you prove a good point as well.

*dies* That...was too good... *laughs* One of my favorite songs (though I don't much like hip-hop). I think you reworded it very well! These are really funny; keep 'em coming!

~Stormy

*laughs hysterically* Very well put indeed! It's true, all rap needs is some colorful language (not that some of their language isn't colrful enough, ne?). I really enjoyed reading this...Keep up the great work!

~Stormy

LMAO! Awesome, dude. Hillarious!
~Zell

Ah. Beyonce is mucho hot. This was really great! I've been laughing out loud through half of this thing and my brother keeps trying to ask me what I'm laughing about... I'm serious, you're great.
(no quotes, it would some cheap)
'Slayer

omg dude... You are just... wow.

FUCKING HILARIOUS. I was laughing so hard, out loud, nothing has made me laugh that hard in months... You are one talented man.
(at a loss for quotes)
'Slayer