Reviews for Barbie
Lunar Wulf Gemini chapter 1 . 1/26/2004
Clever... very good. Well written.
MuffinLegends chapter 1 . 1/15/2004
I laughed when I read the last part, about snapping the knee! :-D
It's great for a laugh when you aren't expecting one, and the words flow very nicely.
kobebeefcake chapter 1 . 11/10/2003
*laughs* It's been a while since I've read some of your poetry, but they're all still very good. I loved the last stanza:

"Barbie Barbie Barbie

What if I snap your little knee?

I know you'd keep on smiling

Smiling smiling, just like me."

*shivers* That sounded quite disturbing, but nonetheless, great poem.

Ja Ne.
Lady B.V Rose chapter 1 . 9/13/2003
Hehe! _ I've got a haiku about Barbie! _ They are so damn scary...and all the charvs in my class have been hit by Barbie fever...*Shudder*

- Nicole xx
Blue SunriZe chapter 1 . 8/27/2003
Wow, you've really added a lot of poems since the last time I checked. Barbie is rather annoying, and you can probably cut her head off and she would still be smiling.
Neptican chapter 1 . 8/26/2003
Whoa... wow. This is killer... very good...

Kari-mae Sterling chapter 1 . 8/24/2003
that was rather clever! good job
XoAradiaXo chapter 1 . 8/24/2003
lmao! finally some sarcasm about lil miss perfect babrie! may i snap the other? doesnt anyone realize that if barbie were real she'd fall over cause her boobs are so big?