odd, but still interesting. how sad that nobody cares about what's happening in africa. . .or north korea. . .or any of those other places. ah, world.

Okay, this was funny. It kind of reminds me of the news reports that come up on Sim City 20, like the strikers that march around holding mongooses that read 'hell no, we won't leap!'. I feel for your lack of reviews. I have exactly 3 reviews on my story, so we have the same number.

wait...this one m akes 4 for you. Lucky you.

funny! rather random and such. good job. . .i feel sorry for your lack of reviews on this story.

Oh, that was beautiful. *sniff*

All the problems of society, brilliantly anylised by one so brilliant.

*sniff* A masterpiece, worthy of a kettle of fresh boiled bacon served with a hearty portion of mayonaies.

*toast goblet filled with mustard* I don't get the point of that story, but it sure makes good toast. Then again, so dose the fruit juicer.

Old Malanos sisters here! We think this is a great parody of modern day news papers! Very funny too! Please read our story, and tell us if you think its funny too!