Reviews for FreeTyping
M.M.Habibulla Baig chapter 1 . 9/18/2010
A well rounded critique is often the most rewarding gift a reader can give. Please usee this golden opportunity to offer a well desaerved prise and/ or tips for improvement.
haze chapter 1 . 10/2/2006
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Kayla chapter 1 . 9/14/2006
Please place all trash in the labeled TRASH RECEPTICALS. They are green and have the fangs and dripping poison. Please refrain from eating partialy digested hunks of stuff found in the TRASH RECEPTICALS. It's just not safe. This is a FreeTyping exercise, which is great for the FreeTyping, as it gets to burn off the extra calories from all that MINT FLAVORED GUM it's been chewing. The FreeTyping is very consious of it's figure, insomuch as it has one. It does, only it's not so much an HOURGLASS figure as a CLOCK figure. But at least the FreeTyping tries, which can't be said for the TRASH RECEPTICALS, which simply sit around waiting for people to throw things into their mouths. But then, the TRASH RECEPTICALS have never had the confidance of the FreeTyping, now have they? Of course they haven't, the TRASH RECEPTICALS, despite all their fangs and dripping poison, aren't capable of abstract thought. Not to say that they arn't alive, or sentient, but simply to say that they have the mental capabilities of a SURVIVOR FAN. The FreeTyping, on the other hand, is a creature manifest entirly of abstract thought, having COME INTO EXISTANCE throught the scientific principal known as anthropomorphic personafication, which is a very fancy way of saying that someing COMES INTO EXISTANCE because something else believes that it exists. What anthropomorphic personafication forgot to do however, was give FreeTyping a mouth, which makes it very hard to chew the MINT FLAVORED GUM that is, in fact, it's only source of nutrients. This poses a problem for the FreeTyping, as it dosn't get the calories from the MINT FLAVORED GUM, since it expends more energy trying to chew the MINT FLAVORED GUM, then it recieves from digesting the MINT FLAVORED GUM, which, since it only chews the MINT FLAVORED GUM in the first place, it cannot digest it, nor can it get any nutrients from it. Therefor, the FreeTyping doesn't exist, even in the form of abstract thought.

THE END.
kim chapter 1 . 7/16/2006
i dont understand
Andrea chapter 1 . 10/10/2005
new
estrellita flores chapter 1 . 4/15/2005
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Starlight Maiden chapter 1 . 9/25/2003
Hmm..O..k... ;)
dumass chronic chapter 1 . 9/19/2003
What? That is so cool. It sounds true too! Hehehehe.

I wish I could sound smart like that.

But I don't.

I just sound retarded. Well... Yeah.

Cote
Oort chapter 1 . 9/18/2003
Weird, but good. Roku-Juu orenji nasu kudasai? I don't understand.