|Reviews for He Punks Me Not|
| DTF chapter 15 . 12/11/2013
I am hanging "Can we just hear the love?" on my wall of quotes in my dorm. Too funny. I'll eventually review the whole thing. I'm just busy right now, and I return to the funny chapters on random occasions.
| Lex chapter 21 . 11/21/2013
What a freakin' slut! I haven't read the entire chapter though. I kinda skipped the first few chapters, because it was cliche; I continued reading because this story came off as different-usually people don't get very detail with clubbing/partying scenes. However, I am very upset. Why is she such a slut? Why? They obviously are seeing each other; she calls him her boyfriend. Stine isn't even that bad; he's chill. Riz (whatever the hell her name is) is overdramatic and overreacts, like a ten year old. Sorry, cool plot and scenes-you write well; you gotta vast vocabulary. It's the crazy chicks in the story that drive me nuts!
| pastelcolors chapter 25 . 10/26/2013
Wow. I- I don't even know what to say.
The thing about Stine is that he's so darn . . . cute and soft at the end. *cries*
This story has its cute, funny moments which is so so sweet.
I loved Lash, Rachelle was kick-butt, Cell was so great, Cassie's so cool. :O
And I admit, that I do want gather up my knives because THE ENDING.
STANLEY. YOU DON'T DO THESE THIS TO MEEEE. D:
I SAW THAT THIS WAS THE LAST CHAPTER AND I'M LIKE "NO. IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS."
AND THE CHAPTER NAME IS FLIPPING "CROSSROADS." why. ;;
But I'm still here wondering . . . just how Riz repaid Riley for ALL of those times . . .
| Dominique Diane chapter 25 . 8/26/2013
I'm not writing a long review like you deserve because then I wouldn't stop crying. Fucking perfect story, the end...the end was like a slap in the face with a wet rope, it leaved me hanging there in a abyss. I can't believe it's done, I loved it.
| Green Tea chapter 21 . 8/25/2013
Okay before this chapter I quite liked where the story was heading... The characters were developing nicely but now you lost me. How can she not realise she's dating Stine? She mentioned to her parents she was going on a date and called him her boyfriend. The guy is shoving his tongue down her throat and she thinks this is normal between friends?... I don't believe anyone can be that naïve or delusional.
I won't read ahead because she's too much of a bitch- the fact that she didn't think twice before accepting a date with Oz. I think you should change this section of the story because it doesn't make sense. I wanted to see her and Stine's r/ship develop further with a strong sense of loyalty and affection rather than introduce conflict.. Other than that your story was quite good
| Rem98 chapter 22 . 8/18/2013
I thought I could like this. I mean, I really tried. But Riz...oh god Riz. How much of an idiot can you be? If you are on mutual terms with kissing a guy, and said guy is an evil asshole that for SOME STRANGE REASON, treats you nicely AND said guy is takes you out on a date...WHY WOULD YOU GO AFTER HIS BEST FRIEND? She said that she was over Oz a couple chapters back but now she isn't? And what's up with Oz's character, suddenly becoming interested in her? Does he not know that his BESTFRIEND obviously has the hots for her? No, no, it's not even Oz's fault. It's Riz. Riz is not consistent. Her character is all over the place. She was doing fine at first, while a bit annoying I could tell she was changing. But this, this here. It just seemed like she acted this way simply for the sake of conflict. I'm pissed though cause I wasted a whole night reading this only for her character to drop so low, even lower then she initially started. And god, don't get me started on her cousin. This was just...highly unrealistic and highly frustrating. I regret reading this. You were right about it being cliche. I guess the ending was supposed to break out of the cliche but everything up to that point was just so damn flimsy that it didn't even matter.
| Guest chapter 2 . 8/15/2013
Why is this chapter in italics? This makes me so angry. At first, I was super confused like, is she supposed to be dreaming or something? And then I just got really annoyed.
| SkySkyAndOcean chapter 25 . 8/14/2013
Please make a sequel. Please. I need a sequel. It can't end like this. Even if it's like a oneshot epilogue. I just need something to show that they'll be together in the future. Pretty pretty please?
| Secrets chapter 22 . 8/12/2013
Awwwwwwwwww! Lash-y poo! To the rescue!
| Secrets chapter 9 . 8/12/2013
| Secrets chapter 7 . 8/12/2013
I knew it! But I kinda thought that stone knew it was riz? Apparently not...
| Awaiting Midnight chapter 25 . 7/12/2013
It was a good ending! I was depressed reading this I couldn't inagine how Riz felt!
| Awaiting Midnight chapter 7 . 7/12/2013
I feel like a little kid screaming "EWWWW!" Lol
| Just Someone chapter 25 . 4/17/2013
You know, I really hate Charisse. A lot. She's freaking annoying as hell, and a crazy hypocrite to boot. That said, your story is terrific, and I will admit with full sincerity that you are one in few authors who's gotten me to cry. You did good.
Do me a favor, and never take this story down, okay? Please? Because, well, this is hardly the first time I've read this story, and certainly not the last.
| SadisticSonsRule chapter 11 . 4/5/2013
I officially love this story:)