Reviews for Cow
Fat Passion Fish Poet chapter 1 . 10/1/2009
*Rolls on floor laughing*

That...was absolutely excellent!

x x x
Babblatrice of Tracasserie chapter 1 . 3/24/2008
That is so awesome! I could never rhyme like that... awesome job! Cows rule... and everybody knows it! The words you use like "Ne'er" and "wint'ry" are also awesome, keep writing! :D
Kristina Suko chapter 1 . 3/12/2008
I can't talk when I'm laughing this much. Very funny.

~Maranwe Telrunya
Crewger chapter 1 . 7/2/2006
oh god, I love this poem!
paper dolls chapter 1 . 3/23/2006
This is nothing like the cow poem I wrote. So happy and random. XD

Are you secretly a nineteenth century humorist poet?
the-galaxy chapter 1 . 11/25/2005
Omg... THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I loved it! Lol. I'm still laughing.
Um Like Woah chapter 1 . 10/20/2005
I love you. Will you marry me?

You, my love, are an amazing poet. Yesh you *are*! Yesh you *are*!
aaidenkae chapter 1 . 6/4/2005
this was hilarious. i love cows! this was absolutely brilliant! I love it. *hugs cow*-aaidenkae
The CandyCane Princess chapter 1 . 5/4/2005
Wow... that was really deep. My life's never gonna be the same... thank you :D
Bigfoot111 chapter 1 . 4/24/2004
that was... interesting... VERY interesting
Xaquya chapter 1 . 7/17/2003
He he he! Yay! The evil cow got eaten by a hamburger bun! That's probably where all those fastfood places get their burgers. Talk about fast food!

-The Queen of the Pink Vampire Bunnies
Blackdawn-70631 chapter 1 . 5/27/2003
Beware. The cow will get you. Hee hee...

That was too funny. I like it.

Jessiekat chapter 1 . 4/30/2002
Cool! Awesome! I love your poetry *.* I loved that last line, "And I had a story they'd never believe." XD

*whines* You write poetry so much better than me. .~ Then again, I have no poetry to compare it to, unless you count that one about chewed-up gum ... *hmm*
Hizzy chapter 1 . 3/13/2002
If a cow sounds like this, eat it:

COW: Moooooo!

If a cow sounds like this, kill it:

COW: Moooohoohoohoo!Hahahaha!Moo!Moo!Heeheheehee!Mrooo!Moohahahahahahahahaha!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/1/2002
ah, verry nice squee, now you got me hungry.
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