What the fuck did I just read?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wut if 2 idiots decide 2 write a lemon even tho they got 0% experience :\/

This. This is by far the best lemon guide Ive ever read. I started to write lemon a few years ago, published a few shorts and yeah, here I am. I was never satisfied with the results I got, so I searched for a guide to show me the light, the way, the epidome of lemonized gold.

Thank you for putting this up, I will definitatly use this in my next fiction!

Seriously tho, you just made my day. Or my night.

sincerely and respectfully
tatzecom

Very helpful. 4.9 stars. (nobody's perfect) Will use this guide in the future.

Y UUM

I looked at this because my friend wanted me to write her a lemon ~_~

bEFORE READING THIS I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT RIGHT
-did not mention the d
-did not make them scream "FUcK ME iN THE aSS"
-did not make them bland (gave in depth explanations on their feelings and looks and stuff)

blam im the born por- erotica writer

This has been so helpful. Thank you very much.

This is cool

Wow, you have some very good points. Nice work, thanks for helping out :)

Thanks for the info! Now I can write that Mickey Mouse x Gremlin Prescott fanfiction!

Wow... Nice... LOL I'm eleven I probably shouldn't be reading this XD Or even considering writing a lemon. But I've read some... Okay, a lot. And I think the screaming "fuck me" isn't that bad... Actually I'm okay with pretty much any lemon other than the three-sentence badly-written pieces of shit. I also personally love fetishes, especially involving Lolita dresses. XD Pretty good tutorial, thanks for the help!

I appreciate the fact that someone is taking the time to clean up this site in terms of content. Great how-to instructions, I really appreciate it

Thank you so much for this. I'm taking a stab at this genre of writing, and it would have indeed been all over the place without your help. I took everything you said into consideration with each sentence.

Thank you very much I was having trouble and you helped a lot.