|Reviews for Internet Junkie's Lament|
| Jane doe chapter 1 . 8/26/2017
Is that you
| Phayre chapter 1 . 2/20/2013
| Hazeleyed Everglades chapter 1 . 5/17/2007
AHAHAHAHAHA! That was BEAUTIFUL. Old, I know, but still brilliant. (I can see why your parents were worried. lol) I love how you combine an old-style-sounding tone and diction with contemporary... um, things. Like "online leper." (Wow. My vocab has jumped off a cliff. ;)
ANYWAY. Wonderful. Marvelous. Frikkin' brilliant and hilarious.
Good luck with college, and I hope you return to FP soon!
| Zoius and the Devil chapter 1 . 4/22/2007
| mythee chapter 1 . 12/30/2006
I just loved it!
Take that internet!
| Reason vs. Rhyme chapter 1 . 7/2/2006
Wow. This applies so perfectly to so many people I know.
I really love the curses in the last line of each part. Very succinct.
| Ashari chapter 1 . 4/10/2006
I love it. Your turn of phrase is brilliant!
| Kiley Praylake chapter 1 . 3/22/2005
Brilliant! This made me laugh hysterically.
| grim-dreamer chapter 1 . 3/15/2005
Amusing clash with the modern and the traditional forms of poetry, as well as the subject it conveys. Bit too prosaic, although I find the vocabulary you choose charming, ie. 'online leper'. You do rant a bit though, and I understand that people tend to do this when they are upset, but do try not to...
| jainen-black chapter 1 . 2/21/2005
i love it update soon
| Lalaith haven't actually joined yet chapter 1 . 1/30/2005
LOL! Gotta love that... oh yeah... I ditched AO Hell about a year ago... never looked back...
don't worry, I don't think you're crazy.
| Val chapter 1 . 1/27/2005
LOL! thats so funny, I love the last lines of each paragraph. hehehe.
| DarkAngel-The Fallen One chapter 1 . 12/10/2004
Must...not...laugh...cannot laugh...while in...Biology class! Lest teacher ask what I'm doing (while I'm supposed to be researching genetic diseases -.-;;)
Anyways, this is an awesome poem I can see why your parents are scared. LOL
| emailjunkiereader chapter 1 . 12/2/2004
HA HA HA! I love this! Its the story of my life! I'm gonna print this and put it up on my wall in size 300 font.
| Written chapter 1 . 9/10/2004
ah! very good. very funny. I was laughing out loud teh whole way. Good work!