Your work is so amusing! And it makes me feel like such a jackass, I love it! (Honestly though, you are awesome at writing with satire and sarcasm.) Great work!

The first two were clever and funny, the last well, I'm not sure what to say.

Love the stories! And the second one just cracked me up! Great!~

The end was so funny! I love the story!

Stunned silence here...
The first two stories were extremely clever, especially the second one. You may not fight a traditional flame-war, but you do like to thrash out at the less mature writers on Fictionpress (I hope I don't count as one of THOSE...). I just can't get enough of your humor.
The third story...it's almost cruel. The moral does go against my beleifs a bit, but...I suppose it makes me a sick person, but I had to laugh at all of it after the Canadian penny joke.
Keep writing!

I just wanted to say that I found your stories amusing, in addition to being well written. The tone of detached irony is quite effective, especially in the morals. I have to admit, though, that I didn't enjoy the third story as much as the first two. I think its because you tried to parody a generalization, rather than a specific story. Also, the first two have a familar sort of feel, quite in keeping with reality, which I don't see as much in the third. I'm sorry I can't be more specific about why it doesn't work as well. All in all, though, very nice.

So mean. So cynical. So jaded. So funny!

Are we really that bad? :) Well what the hey , we're writers not rocket scientists!'Nuther good-un.
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A parable for the twenty-first century. Beautiful! Love it
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This thing just kills are two more of these that just popped up today that Ill be going to next , but what I really wanted to say was how much I enjoyed your review of my story 'Kid'. Its the first honest review I've gotten and if your homepage address was working I would write you and thank you at length.
Thank you
Dylan

this is hilarious. I LOVE IT!