Pfft...hehe...

Ahaha, that's just amazing.

Love it. :)

Through the whole hting I was thinking, "Wow, where'd they come up with this? It makes sense!" However, when I read the last line I was completely thrown-off. I can't believe I'd been taking you seriously this whole time. Haha, I feel stupid now.

But I think this really would work, if people would give it a chance... Although, I might be a little hypocritical here, considering I hate working and do everything in my power to avoid it. (Heh. I'm thirteen; what can I say?)

Well, after saying that I'm starting to think that perhaps it wouldn't go very well. (But still, I can't help but think... XD I'm hopeless.)

A very interesting idea, and it probably would work, but many people would not stand for it.

I'm not sure how common I am here, but I took you completely seriously until that "contents are entirely satirical" in the last line.

Bravo, my friend! This is the finest piece of satire I've seen on the Net for some time - funny, clever, and non-politically correct. (Forgive me if some words don't exist, I'm French and I'm afraid I don't have my dictionary here). I also read your take on Mary-Sues (I got the link through Wikipedia) and I'll comment on that later. For the moment I congratulate you for a healthy piece of satire (and I repeat myself...) that made my day.

Bye!Belphegor :o]

Okay, I think I'm going to make sure I fall within 10 pounds of my ideal weight before I comment...
...okay, sweet, just made it.
Now that I know you're not going to be sending me (yes, I understand this is satire) good idea!

an intriguing concept. We should team up and battle obese america - you with your concentration diet camps, me with my "Eat Anything Diet (as long as it's laced with a laxative".
Just a couple of honest people out to make a buck ...

Satire or not, this is actually the most sensible proposal for reducing obesity in the West that I've heard in a while.

Satire! Phew. Untill the last sentence I thought you were actually being serious. Interesting stuff, and done in a very realiostic manner. Hmm. I wonder how many people thought you were being serious? I'll go have a look shall I?

its about time ppl started adressing this issue. keep riting.